You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

There once existed an honorable founder of this panguan school of cultivation. His reputation was illustrious, but nowadays nobody dared to mention him. Even if they did, all they said was, “He met a miserable end.”

Only Wen Shi still abided by the rules. Every day, he would pay respects to the founder’s ferocious, colorful portrait, but because of that he ended up summoning a sickly tenant.

The tenant stood in front of the portrait and asked, “Who drew this?”

Wen Shi: “Me.”

Don’t ask. If you do, you’ll just end up feeling touched.

Yang Kaibai woke up from a daze and was shocked to find that he had traveled to a parallel world where elves and reality merged!

only……

My own beginner elf…

Can... reach the duck? !

"Kodak, don't sleep...Qiuqiu! This is...the elf battle battlefield!!"

"At your age and stage, can you sleep?!"

Faced with the urging of trainer Yang Kaibai to beg his grandfather to sue his grandmother, Kodakya still stood as motionless as a mountain... holding his head with melon seeds, frowning, inscrutable...

However, it falls over at the first touch!

Sleep wherever you fall.

…

Yang Kaibai: Send it! I'm going to do it right away!

Kodak Duck: When I fall asleep, the whole world will tremble! Gua!

Yang Kaibai: Stop croaking, Kodak, I don’t know if the world is trembling or not, but I have already started to tremble!

Kodak Duck: You are my whole world! Gua!

This is probably a relaxing, happy, and silly elf novel...

This book is also known as "Me and My Rival Elf", "My Rival Trainer and Me", "Trainer Yang Travels Through Time Again"

Adventure & Battle + Fantasy Cultivation + Multiple Heroines + Decisive & Fierce + Passionate]

She, Han Zelin, disguised as a man, is the "genius youth" of her family.

Wielding a cold and sharp longsword, her swordsmanship is fierce, her actions decisive, and her will unyielding.

With the heavy responsibility of her clan, the northern border demon tribe, and the fate of humanity at stake, she vows to seize the future with the sword in her hand.

I am Wu Yunqi — ordinary and unremarkable — merely her love interest.

After nine lifetimes of scheming, he finally obtains the Ultimate Yang Golden Body in the apocalypse. What he thought was just a five-thousand-year plot unravels layer by layer, each revelation deeper than the last. From standing alone to leading the masses, from powerless and helpless to ruling the world—every karmic enemy and fateful tie amassed over nine lifetimes now converges at the end of days. Pawn or player—it all depends on one’s strength. There are no real saviors here; just an ordinary person, fighting endlessly to protect those dear to him.

[2022 Best Newcomer Award Nomination]

[No. 1 best-selling book of the 10th Science Fiction Starlight Awards]

[First Prize of 2022 Science Fiction Essay]

The savior is also divided into ranks.

The ineffective saviors are inefficient, and it takes years or even decades to save the world once. Countless people suffer because of this, and the world may not be saved in the end.

The third-rate savior has been manipulated by conspirators all his life, ignorant, and played with in his hands, like a marionette in someone else's hands.

The second-rate savior paid a huge price to save the world, suffered from widowhood, disability, sacrifice of friends and many other sufferings, and finally only got a useless name or even an epitaph.

"These saviors are too miserable, I don't want to be them, I want to be a first-class savior!"

"You ask me what is a first-class savior?"

"The speed of light saves the world!"

"No casualties!"

"Crazy profits!"

"Use the sword of the present to kill the future in the near future, and kill the end in the cradle. Act completely according to your own will, and then collect the reward you deserve!"

"This is called a first-class savior!"

Ye Chen, an old Chinese medicine doctor since childhood. In order to treat illnesses and save people, he came to the bustling metropolis from a small mountain village. Shi Chun has treated countless patients with a masterful hand.

Celebrities, white-collar workers, wealthy businessmen, dignitaries from various countries, and members of the royal family have come here to become Ye Chen’s medical seekers. Underworld daughters, beautiful elder sisters, famous ladies, exotic and enchanting, they surround Ye Chen, what kind of ambiguous stories will happen?

The decline of Chinese medicine and the prevalence of Western medicine. Chinese medicine with strong practical value is not accepted by Western medicine. It is called ‘witchcraft’. How should Ye Chen, who was born in Chinese medicine, fight back?

The typhoid school, the Qianjin school, the attacking evil school, the local prescription school, the warming school, the febrile disease school, the Huitong school, the seven schools of traditional Chinese medicine, each with their unique knowledge gathered in Shanghai. Orthodox Chinese medicine?

Ye Chen, a decent aptitude and diligent, has gathered various ancient Chinese medicine and cultivation secret skills, and the Chinese medical profession, which is about to be lost, has a legend of a master doctor.

Transform into the mother nest, the master of all evil!

The bloodbath in the mountain village, I'll retaliate against the Ten Thousand Filths' Nest and refine the Ten Thousand Filths' Golden Elixir! Sand Iron City? Destroyed in a snap! The old demon in the mountain of corpses? Devour his elixir alive!

After returning from a thirty-year hibernation, the Bai Hai Sect dares to overstep its bounds?

During the Pagoda Sacrifice Ceremony, the Jindan Sect Master's might was unstoppable! In a corner, the Qi-training ant "Yin Jiu" raised his head and clenched his fingers—the Soul-Locking Pagoda, the treasure, turned against him, and the Sect Master was reduced to ashes!

"Have you had enough fun?"

The evil lord returns, and all creatures bow! All the heavens and abysses shall know—I am the calamity!

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