A college graduate, unable to find a job for three years, had to take the postgraduate entrance exam. After another three years of unemployment following his master's degree, he was forced to pursue a doctorate. Under the relentless pressure of classmates who jumped to their deaths every year because they couldn't graduate with their doctorates, this unfortunate, PhD-level nerdy guy finally endured the final stage of his academic life. Just as he was about to land his first lucrative job, he was abducted by aliens for human experimentation. But that wasn't the worst of it. Even worse, after being ruined by the aliens, he was abandoned on a planet with an unknown environment… Prologue – The Birth of a Nerdy Guy "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke rise, gathering into banners to slay the black dragon." Luo Yanqi is my name, but its meaning is definitely not as elegant as this poem my father wrote. My father was a heavy smoker, always puffing away. The first half of the poem, "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke," is purely a figment of his imagination. The second half of the sentence refers to a dog older than me. My father liked to take a deep drag of smoke and then blow it into the dog's nose, amusing himself by watching the dog struggle. The dog died when I was five. Despite my mother's strict prohibition, I ended up being the one blown into the dog's nose, which is why I absolutely hate smoking, especially secondhand smoke. In middle school, I gradually developed a dislike for men who smoke, and by high school, I hated men altogether. Unfortunately, as a human whose gender symbol is upward-pointing, I'm not very attractive to women, which means I have practically no friends. Besides finding solace in novels, comics, and games, I'm seen as a very eccentric person by others. People like me have an unflattering nickname from the Land of the Rising Sun—a shut-in!

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The immortal way is revived, and the world is in great contention!

Before the White Jade Capital, a host of heroes arrived, a mighty army descended, banners covering the sky.

Xu Li looked at him coldly, pointed his sword, and a sword came from the west, the sword light darkening the sun:

"Can this sword cut off your immortality?"

then……

Ten thousand soldiers died, and all the heroes passed away!

My name is Li Xuanba. I am the third son of the Duke of Tang. I have been frail and sickly since childhood and am the weakest child in the family.

Until one day, my elder brother rode his horse out and fell. When he woke up, he became delirious. He took my hand and said that I would be an invincible general in the future, capable of killing a million rebel soldiers by myself.

Since my brother has said so, it must be true.

Also known as "The Legend of the Great Tang Overlord", "From Li Xuanba to Li Yuanba", "The Artificial Overlord Project", and "Brothers, the Situation is Urgent!"

The body is like a feather and life is like weeds.

I have seen the darkest night, so the bright and burning flame in my heart will never waver.

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A previous book. Many book friends Baozi said that they still have some unfinished ideas.

I thought that since I have some free time recently, I would write a little.

Don't come and scold me! If you don't like it, just don't click in.

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Song Wen traveled through S7, and his opening sentence "I went to take a shower" directly ignited the enthusiasm of the sunspots.

What? In the first game of his debut, he faced the rising RNG?

Facing the "world's number one ADC", Song Wen had to take out Jace and impose sanctions with the world's number one shock wave.

What? Are the GSLs still dissatisfied? Song Wen took out the Lambo and used excellent temperature control technology to cool down UZI.

What? Fake coach Zhu Kai is telling me what to do? Song Wen directly and unilaterally fired this water friend from IG, and BP training was taken care of!

"May I ask black player, how do you feel about winning the award for the most popular professional player in LPL?"

Facing the interview, Song Wen behaved very humbly.

"To be honest, I still like the way they jump when they are Kuroko."

The hero Gong Yangsu was accidentally summoned by Bruton to the dimensional universe where Ultraman existed. He got his own monster battle device and the Leonix blood in his body began to awaken. He wanted to catch a powerful monster and start his own life of lying down, but he was always disturbed by the protagonists.

"Player Xu Ruoguang, may I ask when you were playing top laner in omg, you often scolded uzi and got kicked, is there such a thing?"

"No, absolutely not."

"Player Xu Ruoguang, is it true that you forced faker to substitute Hou Ye to match you after joining SKT?"

"Oh, is that permissible?"

"Player Xu Ruoguang, you told Smeb to see a psychiatrist, is this always true?"

"fakenews!"

Xu Ruoguang put on an inscrutable smile and played the accordion.

"Player Xu Ruoguang, I heard that you often put pressure on Ah Shui to make him train crazily every day. In the interview, he said that he was stunned by the dog. Is this always true?"

"Hehe, it's all fake."

He is the recognized pressure kid in the league.

He is the "traitor" top laner who won the championship after leaving the LCK

He is a stress monster who will curse at lazy dogs every now and then.

But the elegant and easy-going Xu Ruoguang was really wronged.

Who calls the system he binds called the pressure system?

"What kind of job is such a dish? Go home and raise pigs!"

Looking at the young contestant with a pig's liver face, Xu Ruoguang nodded in satisfaction, and he saved another lost boy.

Little contestant: Can you eat pancakes? Old stuff, your resin 666!