I woke up to find myself, a glorious Soviet base vehicle AI, in a bizarre American wasteland—a place filled with atomic punk metal lumps and mutated giant cockroaches, even more outrageous than the heart of capitalism!

To restore order (and incidentally have some fun), I "recruited" a group of tribal natives who couldn't even put on their own pants. The most urgent task? Teaching them to speak magnificent Chinglish! After all, who can stand that incredibly complicated, unrelated native English?

And so, a bizarre sight appeared in the wasteland: a group of blond, blue-eyed burly men, speaking broken, construction-worker-accented English, shouting "Hurrah! For Ironhead God!", drove their magnetic tanks over mutants, followed by a swaying Kirov...

Hey, you over there, the shelter kid in the blue bodysuit, and those tin knights with laser guns, any complaints about the "Red Iron Curtain"? No? Very well, comrade, welcome to the Soviet wasteland!

In this world teeming with psychic powers and mutations, Guts, an ordinary human, is transformed into a monster during a typical crisis. He gains the ability to freely manipulate himself and uses this power to enhance his physical body, joining an organization of human ability users.

But he didn't tell humanity where the boundaries of his "freedom," "manipulation," and "self" lay. He could freely control the actions of every cell, arbitrarily change the form of cells, manipulate cells outside the body, and transform and control other people's cells. This control ignored spatial limitations, transcended time, and everything transformed by him became himself…

To maximize his chances of survival, he planned to assimilate and integrate all life on Earth, but before that...

"Skeletal muscle shifted 20 degrees to the left... Hmm, not bad."

Gus nodded in satisfaction at the alien unit Unit 01 in front of him.

How unconventional can a chef be when he starts to stray from his proper profession?

Wielding the Demon Blade Thousand Blades as a kitchen knife, it can transform in countless ways! Holding the fiercest kitchen knife while doing the most leisurely things! Taking it easy is the right way!

A swordsmanship that's astonishing! A shrewd and calculating swindler!

He occasionally plays the detective, sometimes goes to the heavens to save the world, but most of the time he just stays in the shop and slacks off!

In short, there's nothing I haven't done, only things I haven't thought of!

Strive to become the most powerful (and talkative) chef, possessing both knowledge and skills (and perhaps not doing his job properly)!

Who says chefs aren't strong? I'm just too lazy to do it!

As a chef, how can you not even beat the ingredients?!

(This is a slice-of-life story. The various worlds are just a side job, cooking is just a hobby, and slacking off is the norm. The main world is currently tentatively set in Detective Conan, Food Wars!, Master Boy, and Little Fortune. I may wander around other worlds, but they will not be part of the main storyline.)

A wicked dragon devours its master, a lone star shines upon its fate. In Douluo Continent, a bandit leader begins his quest for supremacy. From Tiger Might Stronghold Chief to the uncrowned king of the entire Douluo Continent. Tang San: "Big brother! You're the mastermind!" Brothers turn against each other. The Demonic Cult's peerless demonic art, Great Compassion Mantra, clashes with the Tang Clan's supreme martial art, Mysterious Heaven Skill. Bibi Dong: "Shen Guhong, what have you done! I treated you like my own son. And you went to seduce a rabbit! I'm going to catch her and roast her right now!"

[Double Doorway + Handing Over to the Nation + Wasteland Farming + Great Power Industry + Mindless Fun] In 2025, a double doorway appeared in Lin Han's rented apartment, leading to a parallel apocalypse. On one side was a zombie-infested, black rain-swept hell, and on the other, an unexplored treasure trove of gold and forgotten advanced technology. Faced with this hellish scenario, Lin Han, a rational, life-conscious, and extremely panicked modern office worker, made a decision that defied his ancestors: "Hello? 110? I need to call the police! A Resident Evil clone has grown on my wall! Come save me!" And so, the story took a dramatic turn! While others were fighting tooth and nail for a can of food in the apocalypse, Lin Han was already leading a fully armed chemical defense regiment, driving heavy tanks to crush hordes of zombies. While others were selling their souls for a sip of clean water, Lin Han had already traded mineral water for lithography machine blueprints and controlled nuclear fusion technology. "Commander, we've discovered a survivor camp on the other side! They have electromagnetic rifles!" "When poor, use tactical infiltration; when rich, use overwhelming firepower! Buy that camp! They won't sell? Then send the bomber squadron to 'negotiate'!" From trading gold to monopolizing global energy, from repairing genes to building an interstellar fleet. Lin Han, backed by a powerful motherland, transformed a wasteland into the backyard of Chinese civilization! "If it doesn't belong to Earth, then it's new territory! If it belongs to the future, then it's our hope!"—General Zhao Jianguo.

[Infinite Flow + Natural Disaster World + Special World + Space + System + Hoarder + Pet]

Upon opening his eyes, Lin Yun found himself once again in a plant world.

The plants here are all enormous, completely different from anything I've ever seen before.

The grapes used to be big and sweet; now they're like: "Want to eat me? You'll be blown to bits!"

Moreover, all sorts of mutated animals roam freely in this vast plant world.

Cats used to be so cute, but now they're like this: "Hey, you can lean against my broad chest."

Lin Yun forced himself to adapt to the changes quickly and transformed into a hoarding rat, running around in various worlds picking up trash (crossed out) and hoarding goods.

Mutant plants and animals, zombie storms, polar nights, and all sorts of special worlds... one survival world after another is emerging.

While others were still fighting tooth and nail for a few supplies, Lin Yun had already settled into a life of leisure by hoarding.

...

[Martial Arts] + [Body Cultivation] + [Temperament Training] + [Wife-Protecting Maniac] + [Single Female Lead] + [No System]

After more than a decade of silence, the world only regarded me as a cultivation failure and a useless vase.

In the dead of night, the old witch kidnapped me while I was asleep, intending to use me as a furnace!

Little did they know, I was Thirteen, the Fist of the Horizontal Training Mad Demon, who struck fear into the hearts of countless geniuses!

An invincible physical body, an astonishing martial art!

All the laws of the world are no match for my single punch!

With the power of Yin and Yang in hand, one becomes invincible in flesh, blood, and spirit!

I am the ancestor of fist fighting, and also the immortal sovereign!

Shen Wuyue transmigrated to the world of Kamen Rider Gekijou.

As a transmigrator, Shen Wuyue gained the ability to merge everything and open treasure chests.

The treasure chest contains countless items and abilities from the world of tokusatsu (special effects) films...

The Memory, Constellation Switch, Vampire Factor, and even the Oma Zi-O power from Kamen Rider...

There are also powers from the Super Sentai world: the power of the Mukan Ryu, the magic of the Magic Sentai, the secret treasure of the Go-Go Sentai, and the great power of the Kaizoku Sentai...

But as Shen Wuyue continued to open treasure chests, she found monster cards, the Ouke virus, and the Tyrannosaurus Factor...

Shen Wuyue realized that something was increasingly wrong.

Ever since I turned into a monster after opening the treasure chest at the beginning, I've been opening these meaningless things all the time.

Helpless, Shen Wuyue merged the powers, destined to become the ultimate life form.

Until one day, Shen Wuyue awakened the legendary light...

Gu Chang'an was dressed in Bingzhou at the end of the Han Dynasty.

His body reverted to that of a teenager, and he possessed a body of steel and superhuman strength.

He met Lü Bu, catered to his interests, became sworn brothers with him, and thus gained his favor.

He originally thought his body was his magic weapon.

However, the system was suddenly activated and started after the birth of the first child.

He awakened the "Many Children, Many Blessings, Strongest Family System".

Whether it's taking a wife or concubine, or getting pregnant and having children.

You can continuously receive rewards.

Lifespan, strength, stamina...

Loyalty is locked at max value for Bingzhou elites and Liangzhou iron cavalry...

50,000 bushels of coarse grain, 100,000 arrows...

...

Cao Cao: My beloved Cai Wenji, was married to this man?

Sun Quan: Not only did they take away the two Qiao sisters, but they also lost two daughters. How hateful!

Cao Pi: Father, save me! Zhen Ji has been kidnapped!

Liu Bei: My Lady Gan and Lady Mi, how hateful they are!

Cai Yan, Cao Jie, Lü Lingqi, Dong Bai, Zhen Mi, Diao Chan, Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Bian Shi, Zou Shi...

A family destined for longevity and an immortal dynasty begins with many children and abundant blessings!

[Urban Martial Arts] + [Anime Crossover Skill Tree] + [Leveling Maniac] + [Crushing All Opponents]

Ling Yuan transmigrated to a world invaded by games, where everyone awakens a professional talent tree.

However, during the awakening ceremony, he was rated as an unprecedentedly useless F-level talent by the school instructor! He was humiliated by his childhood friend, ridiculed by the entire school, and even his qualification to enter the dungeon was revoked.

Just when everyone thought he was destined to be relegated to the bottom, Ling Yuan smiled.

Only he knew that inside his seemingly chaotic "withered tree" was actually a [cross-dimensional anime skill tree] that connected all the worlds!

Kaleidoscope Sharingan? Unlocked! Do you want to dance too?

Eight Gates Formation? Activate! When the cheater and the whale fell, a hardcore player stepped forward.

The Glint-Glint Fruit? Explosion! I'm about to kick it!

Saiyan physique? Loading! I heard you guys are a bunch of weaklings with a power level of only 5?

When he single-handedly cleared a five-star dungeon, when he kicked an SSR-level genius away with a single kick, when he annihilated the demon army with his breathing technique...

Those who once looked down on him are now dumbfounded, his childhood sweetheart who broke up with him regrets it, and top universities are scrambling to recruit him!

Ling Yuan: "Don't be impatient. Your realm is low and your vision is narrow. Seeing me is like a frog in a well seeing the bright moon. When you see the real me, it will be like a grain of sand seeing the blue sky!"