Traveling across Azeroth, becoming the bastard son of Stormwind's House Prell, Roming awakens his unrivaled mowing and brushing joys.

Gear, skills, potions, mounts, materials—everything is at hand.

Azeroth, Outland, and Shadowlands are all under his control.

Ding! He's captured Illidan's Egg Blade, dual-wielding them to dominate Outland.

Ding! He's captured Frostmourne, and the Lich King begs for a large sum of money to redeem his weapons.

Ding! He's captured Al'Aar's Ashes, and Kael'thas loses his mount, paralyzed from the waist down by a 10,000-meter drop.

………

Illidan: Grandfather, please return my weapons to me. I kowtow to you for ten thousand years.

Arthas: Thank you for empowering Frostmourne and allowing me to slay the Ashbringer. From this day forward, you are my adopted parent.

Roming steps on Sargeras's head and berates the kneeling Void Lord: "I just want to live in peace in Azeroth, enjoying myself. Why bother messing with me?"

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[You have entered the multiplayer instance: Rules Cruise]

【Cruise Passenger Rules are as follows】

[1. There are no brown-uniformed staff on this cruise ship (if you see brown-uniformed staff, do not believe anything they say, especially regarding their appearance)]

2. Passengers must eat on time every day (if you find a restaurant open between 12:00 and 13:00, do not enter, and be wary of tourists who have not eaten that day)

3. Vending machines do not sell whale meat. Vending machines do not sell whale meat. Vending machines do not sell whale meat. (Important things, say it three times.)

…

[Infected people have appeared on this cruise ship. Please find and eliminate them, otherwise the cruise ship will not be able to dock.]

[Special reminder: Please do not damage any items on the cruise ship, otherwise you will be required to pay ten times the price, and the payment will be settled when you disembark]

[I wish you all have fun, and please... don't die too quickly]

In 2100, the third generation of virtual reality online games was launched. Yang Xiaofan, a man who wanted to break free from his sister's control and make money in the game, was still tragically caught in the act. The eldest sister smiled charmingly, "Xiaofan, come quickly! I'm almost leveling up, let me chop you down." The second sister gently picked up the magic wand, "Fan, I need to understand magic, would you like to be my test subject?" The third sister jumped up and waved a dagger, "Xiaofan, I'm going to assassinate you, pretend you can't see it."

Wen Jiang, who failed to ascend to godhood and undergo tribulation, had his soul cleaved into a strange world.

Here, she becomes the female protagonist of a tragic novel, having a heart-wrenching love affair with the male protagonist. After the original owner was beaten to death, she was also bound to a tragic novel female protagonist card-drawing system.

System: Draw cards! Beauty and skincare card, rose fragrance card, pitiful and charming card—I have everything the male lead wants. Your mission is to help him become the world's greatest virtuous wife!

Jiang, who once slaughtered everyone and would beat up anyone he didn't like with his sword: ...

...

After a great war, the humans of this world can use cards to summon divine beasts and spirits to fight.

However, the Yunxia Empire experienced a cultural break after the great war, and its civilization was not as well preserved as that of the Western civilization.

In the West, there are card systems featuring gods and angels, each with immense power.

The civilization of the Yunxia Empire is incomplete; the phoenix, the true dragon, and the legendary Four Divine Beasts have all disappeared.

They suffered repeated defeats in the world card game tournament and were ridiculed by Western empires.

Later, Jiang was asked to use the Azure Dragon card in his left hand and the White Tiger card in his right, to trample on the Western countries and slap the faces of everyone in the world.

System: Where's the male lead? Where's my big male lead?

(The male protagonist draws this card)

After much anticipation, Lin Chen finally got to the Thor card pool, but his computer crashed when he was drawing the card.

When he woke up, he found himself traveling to the continent of Teyvat, eating a big bowl of wide noodles with the Geo King in Inazuma City.

However, the two men who were about to escape after eating the free meal were caught by General Lei Dian.

In order to escape smoothly, Emperor Yanwang mortgaged Lin Chen to General Lei Dian.

Then, General Lei Dian cast a fiery gaze at Lin Chen: "Man, you are mine now. Tell me, will you marry me? Or will I marry you?"

Lin Chen was confused when he heard this.

[After clearing the dungeon, you will get an additional skill, magical power or talent based on the strength and evaluation of your teammates]

[Affected by this rule, the reincarnation dungeons you experience are all two-player modes, and you will choose a teammate from another plane to challenge together. ]

[The dungeon cannot be abandoned. In any case, if the reincarnation teammate dies, the survivor will cancel all the benefits of the dungeon. ]

When he came to the reincarnation space, Lin Xuan found that he could match teammates from other planes...

In order to survive and for the benefits, Lin Xuan had to work hard to improve the strength and evaluation of his teammates.

Of course, he also got a little bit of benefits.

Until one day...

The Starry Sky Ancient Road was opened, and extremely powerful alien masters appeared one after another.

Looking at the peerless Nine Provinces Empress, Qinglian Buddha Emperor, Tiannv Sword Fairy, Wanfa Daozhu in front of him...

Lin Xuan fell into deep thought.

Is all these BOSS raised by me?

Ryan Bloodmoon: "I want to buy a large house with a garden and fountain in the mage district of Casano City, then marry a beautiful pure-blooded human lady. If possible, I'd also like to take a pure-blooded elf girl as a concubine." ———【Demon's Lament】is a game with an extremely grand world view. Three hundred years after the pacification of the orcish invasion, the demon plane invaded the Thunderclap Continent. The continental alliance composed of races such as humans, elves, orcs, goblins, dwarves, and giants suffered repeated defeats, retreating to Casano City, preparing for a desperate battle. Thirty-six legendary mages from all over the world gathered in Casano City, unleashing a terrifying forbidden spell, repelling the demon invasion, and tearing apart the interdimensional gate connecting to the abyss plane. One hundred years after the demons' defeat, the forbidden spell elements swirling around Casano City dissipated. Ryan Bloodmoon, from the distant mines...

[Self-defined background and identity + dramatic protagonist + memes + mysterious past + grand world view]

Autumn Twenty arrives in the world of Teyvat by accident.

They obtained the so-called "player madness system".

There's another chance to set your own identity within the backstory.

And you can choose when to enter the card pool.

So, in order to have some fun, Qiu Nian started his own operation.

Version 1.1...

"Qiu Nian is so handsome! Why does this man only exist in the story and not in the gacha pool?!"

"Quickly add it to the card pool! Quickly add it to the card pool!"

"Instantly maxed out upon entering the gacha pool!"

His popularity across the internet continues to rise.

But as time went on...

Version 4.0...

When will Lao Qiu be added to the card pool?

"You're asking me?"

"Just who is this man?!"

"MiHoYo, stop hiding it, it's already at version 4.0!"

"Lao Qiu is still taking a walk! He's still taking a walk!"

This man is incredibly mysterious; no matter how many versions have been released, players are constantly speculating about his identity.

Many scholars sat in front of their screens until dawn, and none of them could guess the man's true identity.

An unnamed five-star general even commented:

"No one can know Laoqiu's true identity before the end of the Teyvat arc, not even the game planners, unless Daweiqiu can descend to earth in person."

...

But one day, his true identity was finally revealed.

And his past and everything he does now.

This shocked the entire internet.