The live Q&A system has arrived in Teyvat, and everything is starting to get turbulent. People are either doing stupid things or on the way to doing stupid things.

Thor: Let me try the sword, fall down .

Traveler: I am Kamisato Ayaka's dog.

Paimon: Paimon is not an emergency food.

Without any fancy isekai effects, a veteran Honkai Impact 3rd couch potato suddenly finds himself in the Marvel Universe—along with most of the contents from his old, worn-out game account. The Hyperion, the Valkyries, and... a bunch of junk weapons. (Wait, where’s my floating island base?)

To top it off, there's a mysterious gacha system. Until he pulled this item, Mo Xiao thought the system could only summon stuff from the Honkai game.

[Pink Bunny Plushie]

[Type: Longsword]

[Effect: A very sharp longsword. When swung, the user involuntarily shouts “Adorable Xin-chan!”]

I was originally a professional game player.

After I lost my memory, I was picked up by a beautiful woman and taken home.

"I am a man, I want to fight in battles, I don't want to be a nanny!"

"Humph, who told you to take advantage of me? I will punish you to take care of me in the game!"

"Tsk, being able to add blood to beautiful women is a blessing you have earned in your previous life, you should be content, others can't even ask for it!"

"Hey, don't be lazy! If I die, I will punish you by not allowing you to eat for a day!"

Under the "threat" of the beautiful woman, I had no choice but to succumb. However, one day when I woke up, I dominated the game and became a god-level nanny that everyone envied.

Inexplicable whispers surrounded my ears, and Yuanzi's voice filled my mind for three days and three nights.

Yuanzi's Lolita dress is seen by others as the noble attire of a big boss of the Esoteric Association.

People often asked her furtively, "How can I join the Esoteric Society?"

Yuanzi waved his hand: "You think too much, I'm really not a cult leader!"

……

However, when she opened a book.

[I found a book on the occult. Do you want to study it?]

【Hang up and learn...】

[Knowledge point +1, secret aura +1!]

I heard that this is a very realistic love game. There are many types of love objects, such as JK girls, female white-collar workers, housewives at home alone, and young nurses.

Players can play various roles such as teachers, leaders, plumbers, couriers, patients, etc.

But... why is the game style a little different when it comes to me...

And lo and behold, what do we find? A lone player.

The property on him is six times the output of the copy!

As long as we get rid of him, we won't have to worry about resource shortages for the next month.

Well~ He was completely unaware of my approach, which was good;

I approached him;

I stabbed him in the heart;

He finally seemed to react, but it was too late;

Wait, something seems wrong?!

He is not dead!

He looked at me!

He backhanded me a knife—

【You have been broken;】

You have been disabled;

You take mana burn damage.

[You are affected by the Spear of Boiling Blood;]

You are affected by a neurotoxin.

【you...】

【You are dead.】

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This is a world full of huge waves carrying all kinds of passive abilities across dungeons;

A story about beating up all kinds of monsters, defeating the boss with one hand, and saving the world with a single attack.

Passive flow, prophetic flow.

LOL Time Travel Diary

"My name is Su Mo."

"When I woke up, I became EDG's substitute top laner."

"Coach Abu actually told me to get on the court quickly."

"There's a match to play right after arriving, goody-goody!"

"It turns out that it's the S7 Spring Playoffs now, EDG and RNG are competing for a spot in the finals, and the current score is 1:2."

"Fuck, that old jerk A Guang is pretending to be sick in a life-or-death situation and wants me to take the blame!"

"I'm going to start!"

"Wait, here comes the golden finger, it's called 'Torture System'."

"You can get rewards by torturing your opponents or teammates?"

"Let's go all out!"

"I ignored the coach's instructions and played Old Man Time in the top lane."

Coach's Diary

"I'm Abu."

"That day against RNG, A Guang was so beaten that he became withdrawn, so Su Mo had to deal with it."

"He forced a top lane pick. I'm going to give him a good beating after the fight... Wait... Letme's defense was broken?"

"He picked Karma top again, so I have to fire him now... No... Did he win again?"

"If you take a soldier, you will be bombed... Thane's Thane... It's over. He has brainwashed me."

"Things are getting out of control. He said he wants to play the fasting Alchemist and the death-suicide Sion..."

"His style of play is so torturous!"

"The entire internet is furious, calling him a 'beast,' and maybe they're right!"

"No, he started bullying his teammates. Even the factory manager was called Yuyu... If you scold the factory manager, you can't scold the coach~"

"I was struggling every day over whether to fire him...but...EDG actually won the championship."

"Beast... No, Brother Mo is awesome!"

This is my first time writing a Pokémon fanfiction. Don’t let me draw it, my hands are clumsy (I’ll learn later)

Note: This book is set in an urban setting. The protagonist is the heir of a noble family, so it's impossible for him not to find a wife. If you like Shangwen, please avoid it.

PS. Female lead: Shen Liluo

Once you travel through time, you inexplicably come to the world of Pokémon!

Did you originally major in research?

Read it!

Man, we gotta fight!

What?

My dad is a superstar and he wants me to follow in his footsteps and give me a superstar-level treasure?

NONONO, how can the king be worthy of my status!

Must start with a championship!

No, at least he has to be a quasi-god!

What?!

Dragonite is too fierce! Gengar is too evil! Mimikyu is too scary! Megazord is too social!

So I don't look like a good person?

Knock on the sack!

That's them!

It's not me, okay?!

Beneath the magnificent appearance of swords and magic, the world is heading towards corruption and destruction.

After traveling through the Western Fantasy World for 682 years, Ye Zhi finally waited for his golden finger, a ball of light connecting to the Blue Star network!

With the divine light ball that came knocking on his door, a game connecting the blue planet and the other world was born.

Who says you can’t find someone through the Internet?

With just an exclamation mark and a few game coins, the sand sculpture player can transform into the tireless and fearless fourth disaster and expand the territory for him!

Scientific research players: Learning magic is too difficult. Come and join me in the army of mechanical evolution and use instant bullet magic that does not require chanting!

Sacrifice player: Hey, Deathrattle magic is really useful! It just kills me every time I use it, and the last thing I lack is life!

Summoning player: Do you want to challenge us all alone, or do you want my contracted beasts to gang up on you?

Story Players:

My Lord, I hear you're spying for three nations simultaneously. Have you recently shown any interest in recruiting new clients and vying to become the first of the Four Surnames under the gods? How do I know this? Isn't it common knowledge? Hey, don't run! You haven't even answered my question yet!

There are even players who are just trying to get out of being single in the game!

Hardcore Gamer: No buddy, which version of the game are you playing? I thought playing Under the Gods was all about having a life [put on sunglasses]

Farming and building infrastructure, fighting wars for supremacy!

Anyway, the continent of Eltia is doomed, so Ye Zhi will of course do whatever he wants!

It just so happens that he has been fed up with this damn world for a long time!