Hello everyone, I'm Surtur, a professional toolman for five years... or even many. My contracting services include, but are not limited to, spreading the flames, destroying worlds, rescuing damsels in distress, playing cards with Slaanesh, slacking off, shipbuilding, driving, card-drawing, human-reason repairs, and so on. If needed, please post a notice in any tavern in Terra (the more shabby Terra) frequented by bounty hunters. Of course, I personally recommend contacting them through dreams. Our shop is short on staff, and I'm too busy on Terra to be an account manager. What? You want me to prove my skills? Come on, Levantine. Show this guy a Ragnarok! Tell him why I dare to take on such a delicate task! No reason. Simply because I'm Surtur!

I've been transported to the world of Uma Musume, but now I'm forced to constantly earn emotion points with a system I'm not sure if it was created by the Yi family! So... is this system really not from the Yi family? What's with all this card pool stuff? Thankfully, the characters are pretty good, but the boss battles are a hassle... Anyway, let's start from all corners, take on the central protagonists with multiple bread and cheese, and run! Also—why haven't all the Uma Musume authors updated yet? I, a reader, have already made a fortune, you idiot!

[Genshin Impact + Collapse Iron + Collapse III]

Seven-year-old Captain Meng Yan was watching the end of the first part of Sanbengzi on his computer at home, feeling very emotional. Suddenly, an interface popped up on the computer.

【Do you want to start a new journey? 】

Looking at the two options [yes] and [want], Meng Yan was speechless. He just casually came to Teyvat.

Looking at the ferocious Hilichurls, Meng Yan thought his life was over, but when a [ding~] sound was heard, he knew that he was no longer a mortal!

(The introduction is weak, please move to the main text!)

As long as the "acting" is real enough, the whole world will believe it! ——Including them.

After waking up, Xie Sheng found himself in a mysterious area that no one had been able to seal for over a decade.

【Ghost Marriage】: There is a bride but no groom.

Don't worry, you have an outrageous cheat code: [Playable Immersive Edition]

So... Xie Sheng: "It's very simple, I'll be the groom, right?"

Housekeeper: Okay! Let’s get married now!

My teammates were dumbfounded: "You really got the job?"

Then, things started to get weird—

[Rules?] Player: "Holy crap! There are blind people in the rules realm?"

Xie Sheng: "Blind people can't see the rules. Even ghosts should have a conscience. You can't blame me, a blind person, for violating the rules so excessively, right?"

[Club?] Player: "Hello, VIP... Holy shit? Aren't you going to thank Sheng?"

Xie Sheng: "Change to another batch."

[Haunted house?] The red-clothed villain: "Who... are you?"

Xie Sheng: "Let's talk about our own things. I call you brother and you call me dad. Okay, now, go cook me two dishes. Be tough!"

[Temple?] The false god shouted at his subordinates, "Do you know you have a ghost in your house?... You don't even know you have a ghost?!"

Xie Sheng: "..." (remains silent)

Play the role of a human, a ghost, or a god!

Cheating people, cheating ghosts, cheating God!

(The examples in the introduction are not in order and have been revised, so they may be late, but they will definitely be written)

No CP, growing female lead

Blue Star ushered in a national highway survival

In order to welcome her grandmother who will enter the game in 37 days, Wen Lan decided to survive the cold wave season.

I thought the talent I awakened at the beginning was useless, but I didn't expect that what I grew were eggplant lamps, soda, shower heads, etc., and even a pumpkin house!

Wen Lan said! This little survival game is so cool!

(Veterinarian + System + Treating People + Semi-live Broadcast + Abstraction)

That day, Zhang Lingchuan, who was on his normal medical duty, fell into deep thought as he listened to the system scanning the cow in front of him suffering from postpartum paralysis, which was defined as a rare postpartum paralysis in human history and a life expectancy of only one month.

That same day, a cattle farmer, believing a veterinarian was also a doctor, asked him to treat his daughter, a university student with a poor appetite, and prescribe medicine. A scan revealed an intrauterine pregnancy.

Then the entire live broadcast room went completely awry: the dreamy old man, the young lady who joined in the fun and lied about having a tight chest and a fast heartbeat, the brother with a low immune system...

This book is also known as "I'm a veterinarian, what the hell is your awakening of the Great Medical System!", "Abstraction is an art, as well as a medical skill", "How veterinary medicine shocked the medical community", and "Zhang, stop being a veterinarian!"

This is a university where strength speaks, and in it you can only choose to fight or die! But the purpose of this university is not that simple... Author's custom tags: Hot-blooded student college flow

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"This is the farm your grandfather left for you. Now choose a Pokémon you want."

As he spoke, Lewis took out three Poké Balls.

…

The person standing before you now is the richest man in Kalos, the head of the largest Pokémon breeding facility in Kalos, the supplier of 80% of all food ingredients, the League Champion, and the World Champion of the Eight Masters Tournament—Ron of Pelican Town!!

Arriving in a parallel world with Pokémon, Fang Gu inherited his grandfather's ranch and unexpectedly gained access to the Stardew Valley class board. Farming, mining, gathering, crafting, cooking, fishing, combat... Facing the long experience bar on his class board, Fang Gu gritted his teeth and said, "I have plenty of strength and means." Thus, Gu Yue Niao Town gained a few more legends: the giant Milk Can that could shatter meteorites with its rolling motion, the Meowth that plucked feathers wherever it passed, the pink demon Jigglypuff that brought smiles... Years later, a reporter interviewed Fang Gu, who was still fishing. "I don't know, I just wanted to increase my yield." After the interview, Fang Gu pulled a giant pufferfish from the water. "It's not surprising that I caught a Kyogre at level 10," Fang Gu said to the camera.

Bai Chen, having just traveled through time, hadn't figured out what was happening when Siegfried usurped his throne. Expecting to bring shame upon the other traveler, Bai Chen suddenly heard a voice. "Chat invites you to join, yes or no?" "I'm dying, why are you here just now?" Huh? There's also a lottery feature? ... Tokisaki Kurumi: "I'm not allowed to post cards here. Thank you for your cooperation!" Bai Chen: "I just got this, newbie. Does it work?" Misaka Mikoto: "Damn you, stinking seal! I told you not to post your face!" Esdeath: "Seals don't matter, Bai Chen, will you be my boyfriend?" Bai Chen: "Huh?! Do I have a bright smile?" Makima: "Bai Chen, will you be my mistress?" Esdeath: "?" Matou Sakura: "Big brother is mine!" Shinobu Kocho: "Bai Chen-kun, you promised me you would take on the Demon King!"...