After waking up, I found myself to be the protagonist of a sadistic novel. According to the plot, I will be slapped, beaten, disfigured, have my legs broken, and have my bones and kidneys dug out...

At the beginning, the supreme bone was dug out and given to the junior brother.

The eldest senior brother of Xuantian Holy Land died so miserably in the end.

Ye Chen said that he was beyond help.

[Ding, the host is hurt. You can choose to transfer the pain. Please choose the target to transfer the pain. ]

Just then, the system voice sounded.

Big Villain: What the hell, I dug out his supreme bone, but I am the one who became disabled?!

Li Mubai returned to the early 1980s and became wealthy thanks to his foresight. Coincidentally, CCTV's "Journey to the West" was facing funding difficulties, and Li Mubai generously contributed to the production and casting.

Everyone else was looking at the monkey, but Li Mubai was searching the world for a beautiful female fairy.

Li Mubai promotes talented individuals regardless of their kinship: his fiancée Zhu Lin plays the Queen of the Kingdom of Women, the fairy Chang'e is left to his confidante Gong Xue, and his good sister He Qing plays Lianlian...

Li Mubai, who is outside the play, has become the "Tang Monk" coveted by all kinds of female demons.

After the filming of "Journey to the West" was finally completed, the crew of "Dream of Red Mansions" started casting.

Li Mubai worked hard to make Xiaoxu and Lili's Dai Chai a classic, and outside the play he became the robbed brother Bao.

Immediately after the casting of "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio", Chen Hong, He Saifei and other good sisters set their sights on the popular Li Mubai.

Who said beauties in the 1980s were reserved? Li Mubai was surrounded by beautiful women, and every night he had to pedal hard!

Invincible + exhilarating + domineering character + doesn't eat beef + suffers no injustice or hardship + decisive in killing + crossover across multiple worlds and anime + harem (already experienced Ling Cage, Super God, Godzilla, Pacific Rim, Love Continent, currently in Mortal Realm...). Wang Yan, having fused with the Infinity Stones, has traversed the multiverse for many years. One day, Wang Yan arrives in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Here, Devouring Beasts roam, and eerie Mana flowers bloom everywhere. Wang Yan: "Nirvana? Ash? Is this the Ling Cage world?" His mind scan covers the entire globe, and Wang Yan instantly finds his target. A spatial portal unfolds, and he abruptly descends upon the ecological frontier of Dragon Bone Village. ...The synopsis is insufficient; please read the main text.

Lu Yu: Living Alone, Then Picking Up a White-Haired Dumpling

Roman: "I was the only boy in the orphanage where I was adopted?"

Yaheng: "About the Ordinary Me Who Accidentally Stumbled into a Fight Between Gods"

PS: This is a fanfiction of Honkai Impact 3rd. The protagonist is not a time traveler. Some timelines may differ from the official one, and elements from other works may be mixed in.

After seven times of crossing the fantasy floor tile Douluo Continent, Ye Yunshu finally awakened his twin martial souls, a scabbard, and a fishing rod.

The scabbard is ordinary, but the fishing rod is extraordinary.

[You fished in Shrek Academy, and you caught the system "Chat Group of All Heavens". ]

Evil Saint King Mo Fan joined the chat group, Yan Emperor Xiao Yan joined the chat group, and Tian Emperor Ye Fan joined the chat group...

[You fished in Wutan City and caught the world "Immortal Sword". ]

You summoned Zhao Linger, the descendant of Nuwa, you borrowed the power of the Demon Lord, and you took away the Demon Sword...

[You fished in the Parthenon and caught the physique "Innate Saint Body Daotai". ]

You gained the recognition of the Wushi Bell, you learned the Wushi Emperor Sutra, and you successfully proved your way to become an emperor...

[You fished in the ancient forbidden land and caught the magic weapon "Zhuxian Four Swords". ]

...

Ye Fan: These dark supremes are quite strong and suitable for blood sacrifice. Who wants them?

Xiao Yan: Give it to me, this Soul Emperor is a bit weak, I will strengthen him!

Mo Fan: This ocean god clan is so smooth and tender, the group leader comes to play?

Ye Yunshu: "Thank you for the invitation, I am in the Douluo God Realm, just got married!"

(Fishing World: Fights Break Sphere, Zhu Xian, Martial Universe, Douluo Continent, Covering the Sky, Mortal Cultivation Story, Immortal Sword, Chong Mei...)

(A thrilling and satisfying story + lighthearted hunting + multiple female leads + power struggles + Brother Cao) Upon waking, Su Ming finds himself transmigrated into the body of a good-for-nothing during a famine in ancient times. He's squandered his family fortune and even sold off his few acres of land. Fortunately, his older brother and sister-in-law take care of him, preventing him from starving to death and allowing him to survive. Faced with this natural disaster, Su Ming awakens an intelligence system! From then on, in this era of famine, Su Ming ensures his family is well-fed, with granaries overflowing with grain and meat, and he even marries and takes concubines!

Traveling through a small village in Douluo Continent, he thought he would be a teacher for the rest of his life, but one day the village chief asked him if he wanted a wife.

I thought it was just a joke, but I didn’t expect that the wife was actually the pregnant Bibi Dong who had lost her memory!

Bibi Dong will recover her memory one day, but it doesn’t matter. Fortunately, there is a system. You can get rewards by training an outstanding female soul master!

Xiao Wu is at level 11 and is rewarded with a 100,000-year soul bone!

Zhu Zhuqing is at level 21, and is rewarded with a god-level martial soul!

Ning Rongrong reached level 31 and was rewarded with a blessed cave!

Bibi Dong reaches level 100 and is rewarded with a heavenly palace!

On the eve of the start of the school year, Mochizuki Oboro finally obtained her own cheat system. A Gal romance system—it sounded so wonderful… wait, why is there an AI in this system that calls itself BB? In the legends of Finis Academy, Mochizuki Oboro left behind a formidable reputation: childhood friend Utsumi Erise, kindergarten teacher Atalanta, student council president Marie Antoinette, Aztec vice president Traloc… And amidst the dubious rumors, Mochizuki Oboro also had a secret rendezvous with a certain Kuonji lady, and even had ambiguous relationships with many executives of Avalon Corporation. Faced with the interrogation of Gorgon Channel special reporter Kama, Mochizuki Oboro began to defend herself: “I pursue ‘beauty.’ Human appearance, mind, behavior, natural landscapes, laws, evolution—everything has its own aesthetics, and I want to witness as much beauty as possible…” Many years later, facing the execution ground where many ships had jumped to their deaths, Mochizuki Oboro would still recall that wicked morning.

[Refreshing story + multiple female characters + reverse undercover + alternative cultivation + slice-of-life story of the Hehuan Sect]

Luo Xing transmigrated to the world of cultivation, but due to his special physique, he was unable to cultivate and was sent by the sect to the Hehuan Sect as an undercover agent!

Who would have thought that a miraculous turn of events would occur, with the Yin-Yang Reciprocity System awakening, growing stronger the more it is harvested?!

Fortunately, the divine body was activated, and the yang energy was limitless!

From now on, cultivation will be a piece of cake! Bottlenecks? They don't exist!

Is the Heavenly Profound Holy Sect still waiting for my intelligence?

"Elder, I'm sorry, but I feel that the Hehuan Sect is more suitable for my development."

When the various holy lands arrived at the Hehuan Sect's gates, the scene before them left everyone dumbfounded.

"Wait, what happened to the undercover agent?! How did you become the leader of the Joyful Union Sect?!"

“What’s the best way to defeat someone?”

“Destroy beautiful things in front of them.”

“What about a magical girl? Someone with the power to protect everything?”

“That’s quite easy as well.”

YouYu smiled and said.

“When she’s still naive, becoming the most beautiful thing in her heart.”

“And then…”

“Die in front of her.” (Make her live with eternal regret!)

After all, a “villain” is not within the protective range of the “heroes,” right?

However… the actual situation seems to somewhat differ from YouYu’s expectations. Why, after his “death,” all these magical girls are now trying to imprison him?