Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.
Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!
This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:
“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”
As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—
I’ll live off soft rice until I die!
Our motto is:
“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”
Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.
Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:
“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”
Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:
1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.
2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.
3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.
Lin Feng traveled to a world where women were the masters of cultivation and became a male "Tao fetus" with a birth rate of only 1:1000, who was unable to practice cultivation.
Its only value is to be used as a cauldron by the powerful woman, and then thrown away like garbage after being squeezed dry.
At the beginning, I was sent to the holy land of Yaochi and dedicated to the cold and ruthless saint. Everyone concluded that I would not survive for more than three days!
In the moment of despair, the god-level system is activated! [Ding! The Heaven-Defying Replenishing System has been bound!] [Effect: Reversely absorb the cultivation level, talent, and luck of your dual cultivation partner, and purify and strengthen them a hundredfold!]
When the saint who was high above and looked down upon me as an ant began to practice her power, everything changed!
Mu Xiaoxiao turned into Doraemon - the limited edition of the other world. He could get secret props by fulfilling girls' wishes. For the generous rewards of the system, he decided to take this job seriously. However, the heroines in this world are not normal. "Unrivaled power! Wealth that rivals a country! The power to control a country!" Mu Xiaoxiao said passionately, "Whatever you want, I can help you realize it!!" Sakurazawa Tomomi's big eyes flashed, "So amazing, can you really do anything?" "Go ahead, tell me your wish!" Mu Xiaoxiao folded his arms, full of prestige. "I feel a little uncomfortable with the swelling, Mu Jun, can you help me?" "..."
[Many children, many blessings + multiple female leads + many offspring + comedy]
Mu Chen transmigrated and became a Golden Core Ancestor who had failed to break through to the Nascent Soul stage and only had one year left to live.
Just when he was in despair, he suddenly awakened the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system—by forming a bond with a woman whose appearance score is over 90 and having a child, he could extend his lifespan!
Thus, the ancestor who had once secluded himself emerged from seclusion.
Taking on disciples? Preaching? Entering seclusion?
No.
He only cares about one thing now—finding a Daoist partner and having children.
Since entering the palace, Yun Li has transformed into a two-faced, hypocritical woman. She's a constant charade. Facing the favored concubine, she'll verbally attack her while feigning grievance, saying, "I envy you for receiving His Majesty's favor." When framed, she'll slap her casually before crying, "Why treat kind people like this?" When the Empress speaks, she nods absentmindedly, "Your Majesty is my guiding light! I will always obey Your Majesty!" But when facing the Emperor himself, she's obedient, adorable, and utterly devoted. "I love you so much! I have no regrets, I only wish to stay by your side, I want nothing more." However, in her heart: "I don't like you, I'm just being sweet-talking."
The Messenger" is an MMORPG that has won the Global Best Game Operation Award for ten consecutive years. It is also the world's first online game to have over 10 million online players. Yan Qing had never played this game before. Now, he is the only player in the game
To become Shirou Emiya, there are only three things to do.
First: high jump in the sunset;
Second: Transform into Emiya Giant Warrior and defeat the Holy Grail War in one day.
Third: "Be prepared to be stabbed at any time."
"But why? The system is here. You're telling me the Holy Grail War doesn't exist? There aren't even any magicians?!"
This is a resort where there is only daily life and no tragedy.
In order to protect this peaceful world, Shirou had to become the strongest worker, transform into a nuclear swordsman, travel to other parallel worlds to fight through the Holy Grail War and solve the burning of humanity.
I will write about twenty chapters of daily life in the beginning.
If you want to see exciting battles, you can jump directly to the end of chapters 19-20.
[Family + Rebirth + Starships + Grand Map + Coexistence of Technology and Cultivation + Sci-Fi Apocalypse + Farming + Interstellar + Cultivation + Multiple Female Leads]
A young man from a small family sets out to explore the starry seas in his starship, only to unexpectedly acquire memories from 400 years in the future. Now armed with knowledge of his past life, he relies on his previous experiences to battle in starship wars, join legions, scavenge corpses, discover spiritual lands, and tame beast races. Step by step, he improves his cultivation and builds his power, ultimately changing the fate of both himself and his family.
[There will definitely be more than one female lead; please do not read if you dislike this.]
I was just grinding for Primal Stones, how did I get transported to another world?
I woke up to find myself at Bubulu!
Wait... where did I get this from? Is this still Earth?!
Fortunately, he's a man with a golden touch!
But why can he only be a cook?!
Teyvat Omelette: The most cost-effective Easter recipe ever!
Tassus's Hodgepodge: As long as you have Mora, you have health. Shout!
Fairy Jumps Over the Wall: I'm not targeting anyone in particular, I'm saying everyone here is trash!
Gilded Palace: Ah, yes, yes, yes
Buddha Jumps Over the Wall: Amitabha, let's all be more harmonious, or let's all fly together!
Zhongli: It tastes so good, so good! Wear and tear? What's that?
King Ratna: Wear and tear? That doesn't exist, okay?
Navelette: The soup is delicious!
Abyss: I'll taste the saltiness.
Zhong Li: ? ? ? You want to spar with me?
What are Joan of Arc's three good points? Kindness, ignorance, and easy to seduce. Whether it's Black Joan, White Joan, Young Joan, Blue Joan, Red Joan, or whatever Joan of Arc is, they're all mine! What? You say there's no Red Joan or Blue Joan? They just look the same, so it's fine.