If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to?

Lorne, who was invited to the banquet, saw the golden apple with the words "Dedicated to the most beautiful goddess" engraved on the plate and the three goddesses in dispute in front of him. He smiled and picked up the knife.

The first step is to peel it and give the peel to Aphrodite.

"One thing I have to say is that you are indeed pretty. You can still see it as a layer of skin."

The second step was to cut the pulp and give it to Hera.

"You are a queen, but the whole Olympus, from eight hundred years old to beasts, can have sex with you. There are even men, women, and sheep. Since you can't save your face, I'll give you this face."

The third step is to give the remaining core to Athena.

"I was supposed to be born as a male god and inherit the throne of Zeus, but I lost the seed because of Zeus, so I will give you this fruit seed."

Aphrodite clenched her fist, Hera raised her scepter, and Athena summoned the spear and shield...

Upon seeing this, Lorne quickly took a step back, keeping Eris, the goddess of discord in the crowd, firmly in front of him.

"You still want to be the goddess of discord? Look at me, I can unite them in one fell swoop. Even you can't compare to me."

"..."

Looking at the Greek gods sharpening their swords around them, Eris fell into silence.

[Confucianism and Taoism + Ghostly Back of Confucian Sage + Frequent Clothing Destruction + Destroying Everything]

A wordless book records the affairs of the heavens.

Gu Mo arrived in a strange world with a scroll of heavenly books, where reading could make him stronger.

“Little monkey, let me ask you a question. Confucius said: ‘If I hear the Way in the morning, I can die content in the evening.’ What does this mean?”

"I found out the way to your house this morning, so I'm going to kill you tonight."

Confucius said: "Then what about the passing of time, like this river, which never ceases to flow day and night?"

The Master stood on the river and said: So many people have died because I kill them day and night, and I am even reluctant to leave.

"Very good, you have mastered the essence of 'Lunyu'. Now, come with me and fight alongside me!"

During that battle, the muscles on Gu Mo's back bulged, and a ferocious character "德" (de) was faintly visible.

My name is Gu Mo.

He likes purple clothes, loves reading, and often tears his clothes off.

(This book is also known as: Ghostly Scholar: Clothes Burst Out at the Start, Destroying Everything.)

If the two world wars were a catastrophe for mankind, then Italy was one of the few jokes in this catastrophe, giving this cruel war a touch of relaxation.

But now, one man plans to change people's perception of Italy...

At the end of the Xin Dynasty, Wang Mang's reforms failed, and the world was on the verge of chaos. The Red Eyebrows and Green Forest rebels raised their banners, and Liu Xiu and his brothers were determined to restore the Han Dynasty.

Reborn into such an era, what should one do?

The new house is decaying; without destruction, there can be no construction. Only those who come after can write it down with their great brushes!

PS: This is a story about time travelers battling the chosen ones of different planes.

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No fixed romantic pairing, Qing Dynasty time travel + historical setting + other elements, includes a space element. Note: The female protagonist is a pure hedonist, exquisitely self-centered, whose main trait is that she can't bear any hardship or suffering, and she wants to live comfortably in every world. Shen Anning, a female college student who has been unlucky for over twenty years, finally has a stroke of good fortune, only to die the day before her luck arrives. Perhaps due to excessive resentment, she is bound to a wish-fulfilling system before her death, thus beginning her journey through various worlds. After carefully selecting a host to bind with, the system cries every day, wondering why its host always acts unpredictably. 1: A cannon fodder palace maid in the Qing Dynasty engaging in palace intrigue? No, isn't it better to hold onto her future, guaranteed prince son, and enjoy the drama with her girlfriends? 2: A stepdaughter subjected to emotional abuse in the 1970s sent to the countryside? No, I choose to send my scumbag father on his way. 3: An ancient cannon fodder peasant girl who accompanies her impoverished husband through thick and thin—whoever wants her can have her! 4: A love-struck ex-girlfriend in a heart-wrenching, domineering CEO novel—even dogs wouldn't eat her. 5: A Little Maid in the Dream of the Red Chamber 6: The Tragic Mother of the Child of Destiny in the Cultivation World: What's the Way to Save the World? Wouldn't Ascension be better? 7: Cannon Fodder Nine-Character Jin 8: A Beautiful Widow in the 1960s 9: An Unlucky Princess Forced to Marry an Ugly Man

As a qualified concubine, Chu San has always adhered to the principle of not fighting or grabbing, and keeping one’s own position. When the time is right, he can fly into the sky and stand on his own.

Unexpectedly, one day his father went out to drink a wedding wine, and while drinking, he actually drank the bride back!

Dad said: “This is the eldest daughter of a decent son, it’s cheaper for you.”

Reason: The groom ran away with his sister-in-law, who happened to be his fiancée, and the bride had nowhere to marry, so she simply carried him into his house and became his wife!

The concubine of the declining prefecture married a concubine of the Gaomen.

The aunt, who originally looked at him as pleasing to the eye, immediately saw that he was not pleasing to the eye!

I usually don’t bother to pay attention to his brother and sister-in-law, but also come to look for trouble!

Brother concubine comes to the door every day to say sour words!

Chu San’s dormant life instantly jumped, and he could no longer engage in treason secretly with others!

Chu San rolled his eyes: “It can really cause trouble, I don’t want you!”

Daughter-in-law: “Hehe, this girl won’t post it upside down. But before you leave, I will cover you.”

He used to lie dormant and forbearance, but since getting married, all the ghosts, ghosts, gods, and daughters-in-law have rushed forward to stand in the way.

When he became famous, she said: “It’s time to return to the bridge and the road to return.”

Chu San: “I seem to be used to the days when I have a daughter-in-law…”

She yawned: “Don’t do it!”

Chu San: “Then I will cover you.”

Chen Ningya is reborn!

In her previous life, she killed her own man and indirectly killed her own child.

The only surviving eldest son went astray because of her.

If she starts over again, she will not repeat the same mistakes again.

Children are all promising, they not only support her for a day, but also let her take revenge, and see how Chen Ningya reaches the pinnacle of life.

[Single female protagonist + farming + invincible female protagonist + hegemony in troubled times]

Let me explain in advance: the hero's spirit returns, not his soul travels through time!!!

The heroine is also reborn!!!

Qin Feng opened his eyes and found himself lying in an antique room, with a woman's sobbing sound in his ears.

Looking over, I saw a young girl with a beautiful face wrapped in the only remaining clothes, wiping away tears...

Seeing this scene, he seemed to understand something. It seemed that something unspeakable had happened between his previous incarnation and her.

Suddenly, a lot of memories flooded into my mind.

Only then did he realize that he had traveled into a female novel.

The character he traveled through turned out to be a minor cannon fodder in the novel, the kind that wouldn't survive more than three episodes.

No!

Every episode is redundant.

Recalling the details of the novel, I thought of the girl next to me.

Qin Feng's eyes widened instantly.

This is the opening plot of the novel, and soon comes the day of your death!

No way, I’ll die as soon as I cross over.

Thinking of this, Qin Feng felt like crying but had no tears.

…

[Jianghu and Court Politics + Strong Wuxia Flavor + Enlightened Mindset + Growth-Oriented]

At the twilight of the dynasty, feudal lords divide the land, and chaos looms.

Major sects and hidden clans step into the world, monks and Daoists roam the martial realm, and even barbarians, enchantresses, foreign races, and demonic cults stir up trouble.

Shen Yi transmigrated and became a low-ranking constable of the Suppression Bureau. From the very start, he killed his superior and defected from the Bureau.

From then on, Shen Yi was an enemy to the world. Fortunately, he possessed the “Martial Dao Transcendence System,” gaining secluded cultivation time for every enemy he killed.

Shen Yi muttered to himself:

“In this world, the righteous are no longer righteous, and the wicked are even more wicked!”

“Let me carve out a world of justice with my blade!”

[Space-based abilities + Wood-based superpowers + Adorable pets + Heaven's favorite daughter]

For several days in a row, Old Mrs. Lin had the same dream: in the dream, her husband grinned broadly and handed her a chubby baby, saying, "Old woman, quickly catch our little lucky charm!"

The dream was incredibly real, so real that she clearly remembered the crescent-shaped birthmark on the chubby baby's body.

As Old Lady Lin was wondering what was going on, the next day, her third son's wife gave birth to a big, fat baby girl, exactly like the chubby baby in her dream, with a crescent-shaped birthmark on her body!

Grandma Lin immediately doted on her little granddaughter to the core, while her eldest grandson had to take a backseat.

Since her granddaughter was born, the once impoverished Lin family has been living a much better life. They find pheasants and rabbits on the mountain, wild boars even run into trees, and they can eat meat every day. They find ginseng while digging for wild vegetables, and lingzhi mushrooms while picking mushrooms. They even catch thieves and get commended while shopping. The eldest son became the brigade leader, the second and third sons got stable jobs, and the younger ones all got into university. She is living the life of a wealthy old lady, and everyone in the village envies her. She truly deserves the title of the old man's little lucky charm!

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Having saved the world in her past life, Lin Baoya is radiant with golden light, her luck is astonishing. Wild pheasants fly into her arms when she goes up the mountain, and big fish jump into her arms when she goes down the river. Bad guys break their own legs. In addition, the space from her previous life also traveled through time with her, full of resources and data. Lin Baoya lives a smooth life in this life and indirectly helps the country achieve a technological leapfrog development.

[Bao Ya initially has no memories of her past life, but these memories gradually unlock as she grows older.]