"Doctor, for the past ten days, I've been hearing someone calling my name in my sleep."
“Mr. Huang Tian, you are hallucinating.”
“I’m sure I heard it.”
"Then you have anxiety somatization."
"Anxiety somatization?"
"Anyway, you're fine, don't worry. Just don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early, and relax, and you'll be alright."
"..."
On September 5th, I went to see a doctor, who said I had no illness whatsoever, which put my mind at ease. However, that afternoon I was laid off from my job.
On September 6th, I tried not to think about anything before going to sleep, and I actually slept soundly until dawn. However, when I opened my eyes, I was horrified to hear someone calling my name. This was the first time I had heard these voices while fully awake.
On September 7th, I didn't sleep all day and looked haggard because I kept hearing ghostly calls in my ears, day and night.
On September 8th, I was overjoyed because I discovered that I could not only turn off the voices calling my name, but also see the scene of the people talking about me—could I be a god?
September 9th…
Some time later, just when I thought my superpowers were over, I vaguely heard tens of thousands of people shouting in unison, "The heavens are dead, the yellow heavens shall rise."
I was stunned: Is this also the Yellow Heaven?
[Time travel + alternate history + prince consort + no system + showing off and face-slapping + multiple female leads]
Yang Yi's soul transmigrated, becoming the only grandson of the Duke of Zhenguo of the Great Wei Dynasty.
The most notorious playboy in the Great Wei Dynasty, with his noble status, wealth, and power, should have had an incredibly enjoyable life.
Before he could even laugh out loud, he learned that the emperor had bestowed upon him a marriage, to be with the legendary, arrogant, and venomous Princess Anning.
Yang Yi's pupils dilated in shock: "Marry a princess? You have to bow and kneel on a washboard every day, and you can't even take concubines? Do you want this kind of blessing?"
In order to escape this "tragic marriage," he embarked on a path of self-destruction.
Brothel brawl, harassing the courtesan, beating up the princess...
But who could have imagined that the more he acted, the brighter the Emperor's eyes became on the dragon throne: "This kid is shameless! Arrogant! He has the style of my youth. I like him, so he's the one."
Even more outrageous, Princess Changning, who was rumored to be as elegant as bamboo, got involved, saying with a smile, "If my sister doesn't want it, then I will."
Yang Yi: "...Wait, this script isn't right?!"
Thus, a grand "battle against marriage" was transformed into a headline story in Chang'an: "Two princesses vying for the prince consort."
Meanwhile, Yang Yi, forced by the emperor to "shoulder the responsibility of two princesses," secretly pulled out gunpowder formulas, economic strategies, and modern military tactics...
"Since there's no escaping it, then don't blame me—I'll lie drunk on a beauty's lap and wake up to wield power over the world!"
If you don't cause trouble during a time travel, is it even a time travel story?
Humans and ghosts have different paths, yin wood marriage arrangements, crane girls repaying kindness, a hundred ghosts walking at night, and a fox demon who loves to eat liver and kidneys, calling it the harmonious combination of water and wood with a unique flavor...
In this world filled with demons, ghosts, and power struggles, Lin Ji expresses that, as a demon catcher, the pressure is immense!
(System transmigration novel, completed in the Kangxi world and the Qianlong world. The female lead is rational, and the romance is just for show.)
As a transmigration woman with a system, Wanwan's favorite thing to do is cause trouble.
However, causing trouble can be exhausting. After reforming herself and becoming a lazy bum, Wanwan accidentally spent too much of her "savings," leading to bankruptcy. She had no choice but to go to the Qing Dynasty to start working.
With the mindset of a working-class person, Wanwan embarks on her time-travel journey.
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, disasters continued throughout the country, famines occurred greatly, and people ate each other.
Yun Yi accidentally broke into this era.
Fortunately, he has all the characteristics of Steve in my world, and can bring the rules of the MC world into the real world.
Food shortage? MC crops only mature every few days!
Thousands of miles of barren land? Infinite water supply!
Plague breaks out? Don’t worry, milk can cure all diseases!
No place to live? Watch me build a city with my bare hands in one day!
The world is in chaos, with warlords dividing the country?
Have you asked the army behind me wearing enchanted armor?
Hey, why is everyone calling me a god?
But I am just an ordinary cube man!
[Soul Swap + Transmigration into a Novel + Sweet Romance Comedy + Going Crazy + Tyrant + Feel-Good Story + Both Leads Pure]
Yun Yaoyao has transmigrated into a novel, becoming a foolish, weak, and insignificant character who doesn’t survive past the first chapter.
No matter. If her family plots against her, she’ll assassinate the emperor and execute her entire clan!
But after killing the emperor, Yun Yaoyao makes a shocking discovery – she and the tyrant emperor have swapped bodies!
The assassination attempt causes Emperor Tu Shanjin to transmigrate into a woman’s body, only to be thrown into a water prison for regicide!
Filled with icy rage, he vows to destroy that bewitching woman, but ends up being taken into her harem instead.
The two, each harboring ulterior motives, are forced into a temporary alliance.
However, they soon realize that the other person can easily solve their respective problems.
Yun Yaoyao as Emperor: Using her personal charm to win over loyal ministers, showing compassion to the common people, stabilizing the empire. Whoever provokes her, she’ll deal with them in unexpected ways!
Tu Shanjin as the Favored Consort: Body too weak? I’ll train! Family too vile? I’ll destroy them! Anyone who dares to cause trouble, I’ll tear them apart! Whoever offends him must die!
[Also known as: The Love Story of the Yao-Shan Couple, Adventures in Governing~]
Yan Yuning inexplicably transmigrated into a book, becoming the cannon fodder second young lady of the Prime Minister's mansion. She was raised in her maternal grandparents' home since childhood. Because the female lead's older sister said, "I miss my younger sister," she was taken back to the Prime Minister's mansion overnight.
"Let's bring him back then," Yan Yuning thought, "it's not so bad to live a life of luxury in the Prime Minister's mansion."
System: [Master, you have one year left. Enjoy it.]
Yan Yuning: [?]
System: [The man the female lead rescued a year ago was the crown prince of an enemy country. After being rescued by the female lead, he fell in love with her at first sight.]
He learned that the female lead was going to marry the male lead, so he took her away and threatened her to marry him. If she refused, he would take action against the Prime Minister's mansion.
You're the first one he's ever choked on.
The female lead could have saved you with just a word, but she refused to yield and never expected him to actually do it.
Yan Yuning was so frightened that she ate several more bowls of rice.
system:【?】
Yan Yuning: [If I don't eat more, I won't have another chance!]
...
In order to save her life, Yan Yuning tried to make her presence known to the crazy prince, thinking that perhaps he would be kind enough to let her go after a year of getting along.
While the male and female leads haven't fallen in love yet, she frantically flirts with the male lead, trying to steal him away so that the female lead can be left to the crazy prince.
Um……
In the end, it wasn't the female lead who was taken away, but her.
Yan Yuning: "?"
The man leaned close to her ear and whispered, "You provoked me first, so stay obediently by my side."
"If you dare to provoke others again, I will..."
Yan Yuning covered his mouth in fright and smiled obediently, "I...I won't bother anyone else."
Someone curled the corners of their mouth into a smile.
[The daily life of the little princess of Jinyang + double wear + no system + a small group pet + Princess Changle] [The original book is, after the divorce, I became the nanny of the little princess of Jinyang] Li Changan bought a screen from a good friend's antique shop. Unexpectedly, this screen was connected to the bedroom of the little princess of Jinyang in the Tang Dynasty. From then on, the little princess went to Li Changan's house every day to eat, get fruits, and use the air conditioner... But the good times didn't last long, and the abnormality of the little princess was finally discovered. Li Lizhi: "Sizi, where have you been recently?" Little princess: "I haven't been anywhere~" Li Lizhi: "Nonsense! You have learned to lie to your sister, right! Believe it or not, your sister will beat you!" Little princess: "I'm not afraid~ Little Capsule will protect me~" Li Lizhi: "Little Langjun?"
Chu Yue became the ruler of a nation and was bound to the “Foolish Emperor System.”
Ding—Please cause the fall of the Great Li Dynasty. Once it is destroyed, the host will be freed from the Foolish Emperor identity and can embark on a happy life at the peak of success.
Chu Yue issued a foolish decree:
“Dig a grand canal, build my imperial mausoleum! Conscripting one hundred thousand people! No pay, no food!”
The officials wept bitterly:
“O foolish emperor! The purple clouds fade in the west, the empire shall fall.”
But one day, one hundred and fifty thousand commoners came of their own accord, bringing pots and grain, insisting on helping dig the canal. Leading them was none other than the current Grand Chancellor Yang.
Never mind, keep seeking death—burn the books and bury the scholars. Accidentally started an early system of reading classifications. Killed loyal ministers, but the “loyal” ones turned out to be traitors. Killed traitors, but the traitors turned out to be double agents, and afterwards even brought tens of thousands of remnants of the previous dynasty over to surrender. Behind it all was that same Grand Chancellor Yang.
Chu Yue gave up in frustration:
“There’s no other way, I’ll just confess everything. In truth, I am a woman.”
The officials:
“Long live the Empress! 【What new stunt is this Foolish Emperor trying to pull now】”
Chu Yue:
“Actually, I think Grand Chancellor Yang, being a woman, is not suitable to serve as head of all officials.”
The officials:
“Your Majesty speaks wisely. 【This little brat must be thinking about Lord Yang】”
Chu Yue:
“What does Grand Chancellor Yang think?”
Grand Chancellor Yang, resigned, bowed properly:
“This humble official has indeed reached the age of marriage. May I ask when Your Majesty intends to bring me into the palace?”
Chu Yue’s face: ?????
She had clearly been working diligently to ruin the dynasty, yet somehow the realm remained prosperous and the people well off.
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Tags: Bickering couple, rising to the top, system, sweet romance, lighthearted
Main characters’ perspective:
Chu Yue ~ Yang Qinglian
Interactions: Liu Huan ~ Zhao Wuhong ~ Hong Chenxue ~ Mo Cang Lingyue
One-sentence summary:
These days, it’s hard being a Foolish Emperor.
Li Xiu died saving someone and obtained a system that allowed him to travel through various worlds and become a prince.
He agreed without hesitation. After all, he was all alone, and being able to live a second life was already an incredible stroke of luck, let alone becoming a prince.
However, after he traveled through time, he discovered that his identity as a prince seemed a little strange...