A con-man and policewoman that are legends of their respective professions suddenly die, then are reincarnated and return to the Tang Dynasty of ancient China as little kids.

Accepting their second chance and forced restart, they choose to use the modern knowledge and specific talents that they have in their previous lives in order to live comfortably in this new life.

Zhang Xiaobao:

“I don’t think I have the ability to change anything big. My thoughts were simple — just to improve my own family’s living conditions.

But many times, things don’t go the way you plan.

While I was working hard to raise my family’s standard of living... a lot happened.

How should I put it… hmm, simply put — the butterfly effect?

No, no, that metaphor’s a bit too poetic.

To put it plainly — I’m the rat turd that got dropped into the pot.”

Wang Juan:

“Ever since I ended up in this era with an international scammer, I hereby declare: this world shall have no more con artists.”

Chu Yue became the ruler of a nation and was bound to the “Foolish Emperor System.”

Ding—Please cause the fall of the Great Li Dynasty. Once it is destroyed, the host will be freed from the Foolish Emperor identity and can embark on a happy life at the peak of success.

Chu Yue issued a foolish decree:

“Dig a grand canal, build my imperial mausoleum! Conscripting one hundred thousand people! No pay, no food!”

The officials wept bitterly:

“O foolish emperor! The purple clouds fade in the west, the empire shall fall.”

But one day, one hundred and fifty thousand commoners came of their own accord, bringing pots and grain, insisting on helping dig the canal. Leading them was none other than the current Grand Chancellor Yang.

Never mind, keep seeking death—burn the books and bury the scholars. Accidentally started an early system of reading classifications. Killed loyal ministers, but the “loyal” ones turned out to be traitors. Killed traitors, but the traitors turned out to be double agents, and afterwards even brought tens of thousands of remnants of the previous dynasty over to surrender. Behind it all was that same Grand Chancellor Yang.

Chu Yue gave up in frustration:

“There’s no other way, I’ll just confess everything. In truth, I am a woman.”

The officials:

“Long live the Empress! 【What new stunt is this Foolish Emperor trying to pull now】”

Chu Yue:

“Actually, I think Grand Chancellor Yang, being a woman, is not suitable to serve as head of all officials.”

The officials:

“Your Majesty speaks wisely. 【This little brat must be thinking about Lord Yang】”

Chu Yue:

“What does Grand Chancellor Yang think?”

Grand Chancellor Yang, resigned, bowed properly:

“This humble official has indeed reached the age of marriage. May I ask when Your Majesty intends to bring me into the palace?”

Chu Yue’s face: ?????

She had clearly been working diligently to ruin the dynasty, yet somehow the realm remained prosperous and the people well off.

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Tags: Bickering couple, rising to the top, system, sweet romance, lighthearted

Main characters’ perspective:

Chu Yue ~ Yang Qinglian

Interactions: Liu Huan ~ Zhao Wuhong ~ Hong Chenxue ~ Mo Cang Lingyue

One-sentence summary:

These days, it’s hard being a Foolish Emperor.

During the spring plowing season, Tong Sui hastily married. Her husband's family lived twenty miles away, and Tong Sui had never been there. She had never met her husband, who had served six years in the military. She only heard that he was a murderous person, and that even ordinary people would not dare to provoke him. On the eve of her wedding, a neighboring scholar wanted to elope with her. Tong Sui refused, as she liked the scholar's gentleness.

[The daily life of the little princess of Jinyang + double wear + no system + a small group pet + Princess Changle] [The original book is, after the divorce, I became the nanny of the little princess of Jinyang] Li Changan bought a screen from a good friend's antique shop. Unexpectedly, this screen was connected to the bedroom of the little princess of Jinyang in the Tang Dynasty. From then on, the little princess went to Li Changan's house every day to eat, get fruits, and use the air conditioner... But the good times didn't last long, and the abnormality of the little princess was finally discovered. Li Lizhi: "Sizi, where have you been recently?" Little princess: "I haven't been anywhere~" Li Lizhi: "Nonsense! You have learned to lie to your sister, right! Believe it or not, your sister will beat you!" Little princess: "I'm not afraid~ Little Capsule will protect me~" Li Lizhi: "Little Langjun?"

Dragons have three... no, dragons have four heads! I am a descendant of the [Lord of the Star Deep], the mortal incarnation of the [Shepherd of the Sun], son of Aerion Targaryen of House Targaryen and Valerian of House Velaryon, lord of Dragonstone, younger brother of Aegon the Conqueror, and beloved of House Targaryen. I am the slayer of [corruption], the enemy of [fallen], the walker of [fire song], the harpist of [the song of men]. I am the [herder of dragons], the [priest of dragons], the [lord of dragons], the [rider of the sun]. Those who come after me, remember my name: Rhaegon Targaryen. So it was in the scribbled words. He is my brother, my arm, my heart, my shield, my sword, my sun. So it was in the neat, majestic words, followed by the beautiful handwriting: He is our brother, our dearest one. My beloved. So it was in the sharp words. He is a cruel executioner, a sinister black wizard, an enemy of the church, a heretic, a destroyer of nations, a villain, a bloodthirsty man, a heartless man, a ruthless man, a vulture deserving of the gallows, a barbarian, a devil despised by the Seven Gods... (some curse words omitted below) The secret tome says so. Prequel to the House of Dragons, the story of the Bloody Century - The War of Conquest - The War of the Church

[Crystal-screen viewing] + [Behind-the-scenes deception] + [Modern-day unilateralism] + [Historical spoilers] + [No female lead]

Cultivating immortality is a unique cultural practice passed down for thousands of years by the Chinese people, and it had a broad market in ancient times.

Qin Shi Huang sought immortality in the East Sea, Emperor Wu of Han performed the Fengshan ceremony at Mount Tai, and Emperor Taizong of Tang was obsessed with elixirs... Ancient people longed to become immortal "immortals".

The protagonist films videos of himself cultivating immortality, which the system helps to publish on an ancient sky screen, deceiving the ancients into believing that he is a cultivator from a later generation, reaping their faith, and thus achieving immortality.

It's not a traditional cultivation novel.

It is based on history and is also a form of historical writing, containing a lot of historical content.

The protagonist cultivates a false immortality, using the celestial screen to deceive ancient people, making them mistakenly believe that ancient celebrities such as Li Bai, Lü Dongbin, and Wang Chongyang have also successfully cultivated immortality.

Of course it's fake, but the protagonist will try to make the fake real and reconcile the situation so that they can truly embark on the path of cultivation.

Mainly for faith points,

It is to provide energy support for one's extraordinary path.

It contains historical content, misleading content, and some modern content.

In ancient times, people were given the opportunity to cultivate immortality, setting an example and guiding them to believe in it without a doubt.

In modern society, it is a world where only the individual can be extraordinary.

No female lead, no romantic subplots.

He was focused on his career, but all he wanted was immortality.

This novel is purely fictional. If you have any good ideas or suggestions, please leave a comment.

The Qin State had just finished the last battle to annex the six states, and Emperor Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng began his great cause.

The Qin people got some respite from years of war, but looking around, everyone in the world wanted to rebel against Qin.

A soul that traveled through two thousand years became Prince Fusu, who wanted to lead the Qin Dynasty into a new world.

Perhaps many years later, when the elderly Fusu climbs Mount Tai again, he will remember the saying that even if there are only three households left in Chu, Chu will be the one to destroy Qin.

This is an era that has emerged out of nowhere. Here are the brave Qin people, the magnificent Great Wall, various heroes who are good at roaring, and Shang Yang who laughs wildly in hell.

Li Ang transmigrated to the Middle Ages, becoming a near-noble. Why near-noble? Because his knight father had recently passed away. As everyone knows, knighthood is not hereditary, and to survive in this cutthroat world, he had to find a way to retain his noble title. But one slip-up: [You cunning country bumpkin, do you want to die?] [How dare you, a mere knight, provoke me?] [Count Li Ang, who gave you the audacity?] [You, a mere duke, what makes you think you can fight me?] [Welcome, the great Augustus!]

Two thousand years ago, the battlefield Titans passed through modern times, and stood in the world in “Beacon”. No god-level village order! No SSS-level qualifications! Everything worked from scratch! !! !!

“If it’s a barbarian you want, then it’s a barbarian you’ll get!”

Reclaimed by her noble family after being swapped at birth, Qin Yining is bestowed a hellish family instead. Just as she turns her situation around and gains acceptance, her country is plunged into danger instead.

Shades of gray color the world. No side is completely good, and no side is completely evil. Refusing to be a trophy won by men, Qin Yining carves her own path instead. In this absolutely riveting and spellbinding tale, what does our MC do when an entire dynasty is at stake?