I, Am a Living Yama; Empress Advises Me to Stay Calm

Yang Yi crossed over and unexpectedly awakened the Poison Expert System.

Empress: “The enemy country has already been destroyed, and there is only a seven-year-old child left in the palace. We are hesitating, what shall we do?”

Yang Yi: “Your Majesty, I believe that since this child dared to expose herself, there must be someone hiding. First, pretend to spare her, and then secretly return to see if she has any younger brothers or sisters hidden in the secret passageways. ‘Take care’ of all of them(Kill), and then make a grave for them and pretend to mourn for three years. If anyone comes to pay their respects, they must be her accomplices, and we can eliminate them all!”

Crowd: “???”

Is this guy a Living Yama alive!???

Empress: “You were supposed to provide disaster relief, but you’re adding sand to the porridge? Are you the Living Yama?”

Yang Yi: “Let’s see if it works to save refugees, Your Majesty.”

Empress: “Now there are rumors out there that the reason I remain single is because I like women. How should we deal with this damage to my reputation?”

Yang Yi: “Your Majesty’s reputation is of the utmost importance. As a strategist, I’ll sacrifice myself and imp**gnate you, and the rumors will naturally dissipate!”

Empress: “Then get rid of those vixens, you scoundrel!”

[The heroine is super strong, super strong, super strong]

Xiang Nuan, who had been struggling in the apocalypse for three years, was 13 years old this year. Unfortunately, she died and traveled through time to a working-class family living in poverty in the late 1960s.

No matter how hard you try, your father won't get anything out of you. He just worries when something goes wrong.

Mother is timid

She also likes to have children, thinking that the more children she has, the greater the blessing for the family. She gave birth to eight children in one go, one more than the Calabash Brothers.

Having just survived famine and disease, the family is in huge debt and has to deal with hostile relatives. Life is tight, the children are skinny and pale from hunger, and eight children share three cotton-padded clothes. Just live this life, and no one will complain.

Xiang Nuan: "..." What kind of suckers are these? No, this won't do. I don't have anything to eat or drink, and a harmonious family brings prosperity. What's the point of worrying? If you can't be the head of the family, I will be!

So the head of the family, Xiang Nuan, suddenly appeared, punched the bad relatives, kicked the troublemakers, and by the way, clung to the thigh of the country's father, and became rich in an instant.

Human traffickers? No, no, no! This is all credit, all money.

Enemy spy? No, no, no. These are her sources of income.

He successfully turned a family of little sheep into little bullies who would fight at the slightest disagreement.

From going hungry for nine meals out of three days to having a full meal every day, from sleeping in the corridor to having their own small yard, the Xiang family's life has undergone earth-shaking changes.

Before his death, Saito Dosan tightly grasped Higashi Nobuyoshi's hand and said, "You are the loyal soul of Mino, and I will leave the young master to you!" The time traveler took over with tears in his eyes, and turned around to raise the four-year-old young master as a puppet. While rising in Mikawa and tyrannizing Tokugawa Ieyasu, he also infiltrated the Oda harem.

[Rebirth and counterattack + revenge against scum + crematorium + career building + unconventional space + face-blind young man]

In her past life, Bai Yurong sacrificed her life to keep her fiancé's heart by consummating their marriage and having a child. This led to her being firmly bound to the Jiang family, ruining her own life and costing her son's life.

Returning to 1954, her fiancé, who had fallen in love with someone else, reappeared, and the ruthless Chiang family tried every means to bleed her dry.

All she wanted to say was: Get lost! Don't get in my way of turning the tables!

Enjoying life, striving for success, and receiving applause—this is the right path for a capitalist's heiress!

But who can tell her why, after meeting that genius, she was able to travel to his side?!

Also, isn't he face blind? Why does he kiss, hug, and lift her up high every time he sees her?!

This is a parallel world; please do not take it personally.

Welcome to Earth Online!

Game Announcement: The current version update on July 15th, 3025 AD is as follows:

1. Significantly reduce the random character generation rate for Chinese clothing, slightly increase the character generation rate for Western clothing, and moderately increase the character generation rate for Indian clothing.

2. Regional survival game event update: The [Deep Blue Storm] event is launched in coastal areas. The game will randomly drop items such as [Deep Sea Giant Squid], [Neighbor's Underpants], and [Flying Divine Dog].

3. The pre-event storyline for the S3 large-scale competition has been updated, and the story mission [Gaksha: Humanitarian Aid] is now open. Advanced players are encouraged to participate.

4. Slightly increase the rate of technological updates in traditional Chinese clothing, moderately increase the difficulty of starting a business…

Upon waking up, Gao Wan suddenly experienced auditory hallucinations and stared into deep thought at the game interface in front of him.

Netizen: The book "Burning the Scriptures" is right here, why don't you learn it? (Pulls out "Qian's Engineering Cybernetics")

Gao Wan: I'm studying, I'm studying.

"Ding! After one hour of dedicated reading of 'Engineering Cybernetics', your intelligence has increased by 1, your knowledge base by 1, and your learning progress by 1%."

The child may not understand, but the child is trying.

"You have logged into the Earth Online game forum."

Browse the player post "On the Importance of Unified Standards" - Author: Qin Shihuang.

Post titled "A Complete Guide from Beggar to Server Owner" - Author: Zhu Yuanzhang.

Post titled "On the Feasibility of Achieving Tasks Through Indirect Methods" - Author: Huang Chao.

One day at the Chinese Clothing Guild.

"Ding! Villager Gao Wan has shared controlled nuclear fusion technology with you."

From then on, science and metaphysics went hand in hand, and flying swords and mechas became one.

The original title of the book is "The Princess's Power is So Great that the Fish Pond Can't Hold Her Any More"

[Ancient Stories + Strategy + Group Favor + Transmigration + Favored Concubine + Palace Fighting + Cool Fiction + Heartthrob + System + Top Position]

Once she traveled through time, Liang Yue became the apple of the eye of the favorite concubine.

Three thousand concubines are not as glamorous as my mother, and the entire Great Xia treasury is not as rich as my uncle.

Backed by the Duke Dingguo's Mansion, he commands the Xiang family army of 700,000.

The most favored princess in the palace, the entire Daxia is under her control.

She originally just wanted to live a peaceful life, but all the countries along the border were bored and wanted to go to war.

Having an army of 700,000 is not just for training.

Fighting for the country and defending the country, the territory of Daxia expanded again and again.

She passed through a field of wild flowers without getting a single leaf on her.

These brilliant young generals, the heart...

[A Song of Ice and Fire + - A Game of Thrones] They all said, "The Mad King is frivolous, unfit to rule the Seven Kingdoms." They also liked to ask secretly, "Do you support Prince Rhaegar sitting on the Iron Throne?" Titus smiled and replied, "He has so many supporters, he doesn't need me." Turning around, he said to Robert, "You have many fathers and many brothers. You must vote. Then we will see who is strong enough." When Robert rebelled, those people became anxious: "If you keep fighting, there will be war. The war will only get bigger and bigger, and we can't help you." Titus responded disdainfully, "No help, absolutely no help... We will create a new Baratheon Dynasty ourselves!"

In 878 AD, the fifth year of Qianfu during the reign of Emperor Xizong of the Tang Dynasty.

In this year, Wang Xianzhi died in battle in Huangmei. His followers elected Huang Chao as their leader, named him General Chongtian, and he moved to the south to fight.

In this year, Li Keyong killed Duan Wenchu, the military commander of Datong. The father and son launched a rebellion, and the Shatuo troops plundered Hedong.

This year, bandits rose up in large numbers in the south of the Yangtze River and captured many prefectures and counties.

This year, Henan suffered from drought and locusts for consecutive years, and the soldiers rioted.

This year, Emperor Xizong was busy with cockfighting and ball-playing, ignoring state affairs.

This year, the Tang Dynasty was in turmoil.

This year, Shao Shude, who traveled from the future, had his own ideals. He wanted to climb high and see the lights of thousands of homes; he wanted to travel the mountains and rivers and see the pastoral idyll.

He wants children to grow up healthy, he wants women to be free from humiliation, and he wants the elderly to have a good end.

He wants to end this chaotic world.

When a game content creator gets tricked by the system into saving the game world of Kingdom Come: Gods and Gods, it's not just the Bohemian world of the game; it also features legends of witchers and monsters, and the church is more than it appears—holy water, exorcism, and the black-robed knights of the Inquisition…

Nobles are not as mindless and greedy as they seem on the surface, and the succession of top noble families is not so simple.

Zhou Qing: Not to mention her crossing, even the father of the original owner was also a transmigrator, an ancient dandy!

Farming? Would not!

Raising pigs? Would not!

Eating chicken? Yes!!!

Zhou Qing embarked on a road of no return to urge her father to study to live a rich life like all heroines who had crossed over.

One moment: Father was kind, and daughter was filial

Next moment: The chicken was flying

The male lead: The first step to pleasing his wife was to help his father-in-law to study.