The Five Barbarians invaded China, the Central Plains sank, there was a great famine, and people ate each other.

Famines and wars occurred frequently, and the people struggled to survive. Those who managed to survive became like two-legged sheep again. This kind of life lasted for more than three hundred years before China was unified again.

At this time, he traveled to the middle period of the Eastern Jin Dynasty. According to the historical trajectory, China would continue to decline for another 200 years. In this case, why not give it a try and end the chaos?

"I'm willing to pay any price for this, including myself."

"Well, fathers-in-law, please make your bids. My daughter will bring the dowry, and all I can do in return is write your names in the Taimiao."

"Isn't that fair?"

Huan Wen: ...

Xie Yi: ...

Murong Jun: ...

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Fu Jian: ...Why am I here?

When Yuan Zhi met Song Jiyun for the first time, Song Jiyun was conspiring with her brother-in-law to take over the family business;

When Yuan Zhi met Song Jiyun for the second time, Song Jiyun was planting and framing others with her breast brother;

When Yuanzhi met Song Jiyun for the third time, Song Jiyun’s breast brother was no longer by her side, but she was winking at his good brother…

Scholars can bear it, but he can’t bear it. Yuan Zhi decided… to feed the tiger with his body, and took Song Jiyun, a demon girl!

(Yandere + Double Rebirth + Forced Love + Seduction & Possession + Sweet Spoiling + Mutual Purity)

As the daughter of the Duke Who Guards the Nation, Su Wanqing was supposed to marry the Crown Prince and live a peaceful life.

But on the day of her wedding, she was instead carried into the bed of the Legitimate Eldest Princess...

> “Wanwan, whether it’s today or from now on, you can only belong to me~”

Su Wanqing tried to run, but with her delicate and frail body, she couldn’t resist the princess’s forceful demands.

The next morning, when she awoke with difficulty, her body covered in traces of passion, she heard the shrill voice of a eunuch outside the palace gates:

> “Demoness Su Wanqing, defied the imperial decree, betrayed her husband, seduced the princess—

For these crimes, she is to be punished with poisoned wine. Her father, the Duke Who Guards the Nation, is to be exiled to the southern frontier!”

Perhaps Heaven took pity on her—Su Wanqing was reborn, returning to the time before the emperor bestowed the marriage.

This time, she swore to rewrite the bloody fate of her past life.

What she didn’t know, however, was that the yandere princess had also been reborn—with her memories intact, and her obsession with Su Wanqing even deeper...

(A delicate and fragile noble daughter vs. a storm-stirring, possessive princess)

[Author's Dark History] [Cannon Fodder's Counterattack + Transmigration Writing + Lighthearted and Humorous + No Romance] One day, Su Li transmigrates and becomes a villainous fake heiress who won't survive three chapters. To save her life, she leaves the Prime Minister's mansion without hesitation and opens a murder mystery shop, embarking on a series of melodramatic and mind-bending events in ancient times. Whether in the capital or faraway cities, everyone is curious about this new phenomenon… Script 1: *The Story of Huai Shu Village* – Shocking! The drama of a real and fake heiress in a wealthy family isn't just a fabrication? Script 2: *The Old Corpse in the Mountain Village* – Help! A red-clad female ghost is hiding in a remote mountain village? Script N: *No One Survived* – Oh my god, an ancient version of *No One Survived*, a mind-bending thriller! Script N+1: *The Tomb Raider* – Hey! Bold tomb raider, did you steal my ancestral grave? ...One absurd and outlandish scripted game after another shocks everyone's values, yet through repeated torment, it also helps the protagonists, whose lives are tragically cut short due to their obsession with love, escape their miserable fates. **Warning!!!** This massively unfinished story will be temporarily shelved. The next book will pick up short stories again and embark on an interstellar adventure!

A young man with unwavering courage and integrity, his writings rivaling those of kings and nobles.

Drunk, I whipped my whip past the stars over Fanlou, my robes brimming with the grandeur of the Tang Dynasty and the elegance of the Song Dynasty!

Traveling to Rome, Northern Europe, the Holy Roman Empire, and even the New World

From a historical perspective, experience Pythagoras' numbers, Aristotle's elements, Hermetic alchemy, and Ptolemy's celestial spheres...

Feel the oppression from the one true God, and those who resisted Christianity - Gnostics, Kabbalah, and the ancient polytheists...

When the lies of history are revealed one by one, the ancient Western empire will be reborn from the ashes like a purple phoenix.

And all this story begins when the incompetent queen who couldn't do magic became a prisoner of pirates——

"Your Majesty! Stop your silly grin and mumbling to yourself! Put down the crowbar you're holding! You said you wanted to restore the country, so why are you becoming a pirate king?"

"Your Majesty! If you keep on grinning, the Mecca Empire will invade our capital, Constantiniere, and rename it Constantinople! Four Beta... four Beta flags are being raised!"

This is a battle between the light of reason and the fire of divinity, and the true principles of magic are hidden in an ancient oracle in the Temple of Apollo.

The main text is complete!

Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

During the Tianbao era, peace and prosperity prevailed.

Li Bai, Du Fu, Wang Wei, Wang Changling, He Zhizhang, Gao Shi, Cen Shen, Yan Zhenqing, Wu Daozi, Zhang Xu... Countless figures of renown throughout history inspired the grandeur of the Tang Dynasty.

However, prosperous times are like porcelain—exquisite yet fragile!

He opened his eyes and saw not the elegance of talented scholars and beautiful women, but an emperor indulging in extravagance and debauchery.

The stark white bones at the head of Qinghai!

The regret of Natalus.

Those barbarians from the Northeast are eyeing us covetously.

And then there were those alluring figures in Huaqing Palace, dancing the Hu Xuan dance, captivating the emperor, who dreamt he was an immortal…

When China forever lost Central Asia; when the ancient road between the two capitals was littered with corpses of the starving; when the iron cavalry of foreign tribes once again overwhelmed the Jade Gate Pass.

As the era of the "Heavenly Khan" gradually fades away, the imperial court remains a place of revelry and extravagance.

Li Linfu, with his honeyed words and treacherous heart, controlled the government; the Yang family was extremely powerful, wielding immense influence.

When a person meets an era!

He wanted to achieve military merit and become prime minister in this last era of scholars wielding swords, hoping to save the dynasty from collapse.

There is a Ghost Doctor living by the Lethe River who only treats illness for ghosts. He had only one rule. All the ghosts who wanted him to help must obey three rules: one, swim across the Lethe River, two, tell him their story, and three, leave behind something that belongs to them. No one knows anything about him and no one knows why. The Ghost Doctor is mysterious; no one knows where he came from, no one knows where he’s headed to, they only know that he’s residing by the Lethe River with his rules.

A car, a gun, and as a police officer, I staged an American-style idai on the West Coast.

Capture my informant and beat up my little brother. Are you so cruel?

Have you asked me about the gun in my hand?

You must know that a gun is fast from seven steps away, but within seven steps, a gun is accurate and fast!