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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

This was an unprecedentedly powerful empire with a vast territory and millions of soldiers.

This was another extremely weak empire. Chen Sheng led 900 people in an uprising, and within half a year, the army grew to a million people and almost broke through the city of Xianyang.

Liu Bang led a few hundred people in an uprising, and in half a year he developed an army of tens of thousands.

Xiang Liang led 8,000 soldiers in an uprising, and within half a year he developed an army of over 100,000.

Even though the Qin Empire still had an army of millions, it could not stop the demise of the empire.

This was an empire where everyone from the nobles to the common people, his enemies and his bureaucrats wanted to destroy his empire.

The reason why the newly established Han Dynasty annexed one in fifteen and one in thirty was not because Liu Bang was more merciful than the First Emperor, but because Chen Sheng and Wu Guang had been there.

The Glorious Dynasty is a sequel to The Rogue Landlord.

After over four hundred years of prosperity under the Ming Dynasty, the Zhu royal family stood at the pinnacle of the world, enjoying unparalleled supreme authority and glory.

However, in this era, the gravely ill Emperor Zhu Weiqiang unexpectedly discovered signs of movement in the royal tomb—

The long-dead Holy One, dormant for over three hundred years, has returned to life!

Xu ping, having reincarnated, is unsure of where to go and ultimately chooses to return to Ghost Valley Mountain.

There, the rock-dwelling ghost faces great troubles and must engage in conflict with the world’s powers in his role as a state priest.

Though Xu ping remains loyal to the royal family, he doesn’t know how to respond to the dramatic changes ahead...

Chu Yue became the ruler of a nation and was bound to the “Foolish Emperor System.”

Ding—Please cause the fall of the Great Li Dynasty. Once it is destroyed, the host will be freed from the Foolish Emperor identity and can embark on a happy life at the peak of success.

Chu Yue issued a foolish decree:

“Dig a grand canal, build my imperial mausoleum! Conscripting one hundred thousand people! No pay, no food!”

The officials wept bitterly:

“O foolish emperor! The purple clouds fade in the west, the empire shall fall.”

But one day, one hundred and fifty thousand commoners came of their own accord, bringing pots and grain, insisting on helping dig the canal. Leading them was none other than the current Grand Chancellor Yang.

Never mind, keep seeking death—burn the books and bury the scholars. Accidentally started an early system of reading classifications. Killed loyal ministers, but the “loyal” ones turned out to be traitors. Killed traitors, but the traitors turned out to be double agents, and afterwards even brought tens of thousands of remnants of the previous dynasty over to surrender. Behind it all was that same Grand Chancellor Yang.

Chu Yue gave up in frustration:

“There’s no other way, I’ll just confess everything. In truth, I am a woman.”

The officials:

“Long live the Empress! 【What new stunt is this Foolish Emperor trying to pull now】”

Chu Yue:

“Actually, I think Grand Chancellor Yang, being a woman, is not suitable to serve as head of all officials.”

The officials:

“Your Majesty speaks wisely. 【This little brat must be thinking about Lord Yang】”

Chu Yue:

“What does Grand Chancellor Yang think?”

Grand Chancellor Yang, resigned, bowed properly:

“This humble official has indeed reached the age of marriage. May I ask when Your Majesty intends to bring me into the palace?”

Chu Yue’s face: ?????

She had clearly been working diligently to ruin the dynasty, yet somehow the realm remained prosperous and the people well off.

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Tags: Bickering couple, rising to the top, system, sweet romance, lighthearted

Main characters’ perspective:

Chu Yue ~ Yang Qinglian

Interactions: Liu Huan ~ Zhao Wuhong ~ Hong Chenxue ~ Mo Cang Lingyue

One-sentence summary:

These days, it’s hard being a Foolish Emperor.

He took Arthur’s place and drew the Sword from the Stone, setting out on his journey.

He raised Yakumo Yukari and slew the gods of the Age of the Gods in Gensokyo.

He disrupted the Fourth Holy Grail War, turning every Servant into a girl.

He helped Louise ascend to become Empress.

…There are kings in this world, but he is the Emperor.

An Emperor stands above all kings.

He once fought alongside Chaldea’s Master to bring down the Knights of the Round Table and the Lion King.

He once stood with Chaldea’s Master to witness Uruk’s glory on the front lines.

In the Grand Temple of Time, he met Goetia after the Beast had shed its human king’s form.

“So there truly is someone above the King of Mankind—

an Emperor of Humanity.

Your existence surpasses the gods, surpasses even the so-called will of the world…

Will you tell me your name?”

“My name is… Xuanyuan.”

Xiao Tian, who suffers from paranoia, is the ace of the Earth Killer Organization and a master who has mastered both internal and external cultivation.

When he was surrounded, he traveled to another world with extremely powerful combat power and became the husband of the empress.

In the eyes of others, Xiao Tian is a mortal with no cultivation and the world's number one gigolo.

The system arrived as promised.

This seems to be a story about an earthling with no cultivation, who relies on the system to make a living in another world.

However... the style of painting suddenly changed!

[You are a creature from the ultra-high dimensional plane Earth! ]

【This system can only be your slave! 】

[Master, please control yourself, you may accidentally wipe out this system! ]

[Through the book + farming + no CP + system]

Supermarket owner Meng Lan lay down, and because she lay down so peacefully, when she opened her eyes she became the villain of the same name in the novel, along with three daughters, three sons, and several granddaughters and grandsons.

The opening scene is that she is selling her granddaughter. Meng Lan yells, "I won't sell my granddaughter!"

Looking at the bare house and thinking of the tragic fate of the family in the original book, Meng Lan decided to turn over a new leaf and save these cheap children.

Just when Meng Lan was at a loss and unable to do anything without the right ingredients, her supermarket system awakened.

"Good news, good news, pork in the fresh produce section is on sale today, 10% off for all items~"

"Buy one get one free in the grain and oil section, this day only~"

"There are free gifts for every purchase. For every 100 coins spent today, you will get 10 eggs~"

Relying on the low-priced supplies in the supermarket system, Meng Lan started to make money by setting up stalls, built a food village, disciplined her wayward youngest son, provided care for her eldest son and second son, and saved her three daughters. Meng Lan and her family finally got rid of their predetermined fate as villains and lived a happy and well-off life.

[Short play "I was a stepmother in the 1980s"]

80s, stepmother, raising children, daily life, marriage first, love later

As soon as she opened her eyes, Si Nian became the fake daughter in the period novel. She was sent back to the countryside to marry a divorced man in place of the real daughter, and had to raise a bunch of children.

Not only that, she also ran into the heroine of Reborn Real Daughter.

In her previous life, Lin Sisi was forced by her family to marry a divorced older man. The older man was cold and hard-hearted, and didn't take her seriously. Conversely, Si Nian, who had taken advantage of her status as a wealthy daughter, married a military officer and lived a sweet and happy life.

After her rebirth, she was determined to take away Si Nian's husband, an officer, and let her taste the pain she had suffered.

In the end, the real daughter failed to get what she wanted.

Instead, Si Nian accompanied the old man to accumulate billions of wealth, living a prosperous life, and her children became successful.

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Being sent to the old man, Si Nian was not panicked at all:

This person is a lunatic who would rather help others raise children than have children of his own.

Others avoided her, but Si Nian's eyes lit up: "First of all, mothers are great, and secondly, I will be a very good stepmother."

Many years later, after dealing with her husband's illegitimate child as an officer, the real daughter was robbed of her property and suffered terribly.

She thought to herself, at the very least, her life was better than Si Nian's. She wanted to have children but couldn't, and she had to help others raise them. What was the difference between her and a nanny?

Who would have thought that one day, the wealthy but cold and scary old man gently helped the pregnant Si Nian out of the car, held her in his hands with a loving look on his face and spoiled her lawless.

Si Nian angrily pulled the old man's hair: "Didn't you say you don't want to have children?"

The old man kissed her hand gently: "Wife, I was wrong. I will give birth again next time."

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