(Uncle Nine + Thunder Magic + Zombies + Female Ghosts + Hong Kong variety show weird fusion + Don’t ask the protagonist if he likes women, he likes a lot of women, the introduction is weak, just read the text)

My name is Lin Hai. I traveled through the spiritual world when the five stars aligned. I was picked up by Uncle Jiu in a mass grave under the bright stars. This also opened up my life of using thunder magic to slay demons. . . . (The above is just a brief introduction. How much more can be written depends on whether the author will starve to death)

A modern super-special forces soldier tragically killed by a stray bullet: tragedy! Reborn to be severing her tendons and thrown into a prehistoric zoo: a bummer! Yaoguang, a 21st-century super-special forces soldier, was humiliated and transported to the body of Leng Yaoguang, the good-for-nothing daughter of the Leng family in the Land of Divine Beasts. With the unparalleled gift of severed limbs, her divine phoenix body awakened, and she is no longer the bullied, useless young lady! Five spiritual roots, heaven-defying strength; a divine golden dragon, unrivaled in the world! The relics of the gods, the inheritance of the emperors, the palace of the immortals—all belong to her! This evildoer's name resounds throughout the three realms, and wherever she goes, demons and evil spirits retreat! Everyone avoids her, yet some fearless souls still venture forward... Yaoguang grits her teeth: "Hey, that prince who brought the betrothal gifts to bribe my cheap father, arranged marriages are no longer popular these days!"

The young Li Ye, born to overcome the tribulation, vowed to take a different path of cultivation. He followed his master to Tianshan Mountain to cultivate, shouldering the wind and rain, and cutting through the snow on the mountain... When he returned to the city from the mountain, he encountered the storm of breaking off the engagement, and a cruel woman wanted to wipe out the roots... He walked along the misty rain and stepped on the spring water of the river... The young national teacher laughed at the southern border and destroyed the enemy in front of Nanyun City... He encountered external enemies and internal bandits, and stepped on the Shura knife mountain... He was trapped in a black hole and descended to the Shura domain. The road to heaven was cut off. Let's see how I walk on the sky and stir up the situation between the two worlds.

Lin Dong, who had learned the art of Tongtian medicine and martial arts, came to the city from the mountains.

With his left-hand Tongtian medical skills and his right-hand invincible martial arts, he travels across the city.

The path to immortality is so lonely, the fleeting vicissitudes of life unknown.

Time flows by, the world of mortals bustles.

What is the Tao, what is the devil...

I have only one question: "Is it possible to ascend to immortality?"

Li Chengqian, an ordinary person from the Blue Star, was involved in the roulette of the heavens by a powerful person, and was reincarnated as the prince Chengqian in the world of "Celebrating Yu Nian". However, before he could enjoy the benefits of the cheats, the powerful person passed away, the roulette changed its owner, and the style of painting suddenly changed...

None of the above matters.

As long as you work hard, you will be rewarded.

Many years later, in front of you is The

Heavenly Vein

The spokesperson of the temple

The pioneer of martial arts

The first martial saint in history to break the void The

creator of the heavens and the worlds

The founder of the Great Qing Heaven

The Emperor of Qing, Li Chengqian...

[The national game system has arrived, decisive killing, BUG-level talent, rigorous data]

The Paradise of All Worlds has arrived, and anyone over the age of 18 has the opportunity to awaken and become a professional.

Xiao Chen awakened the rare class 'Reverse Scale Fighting Spirit', but for unknown reasons, his attack power was only 1 point, and it could not be increased in any way.

However, the passive talent of the Reverse Scale Fighting Soul gives this profession hope of a comeback.

Talent 1 [Thorns]: Reflects any attribute attack by 1000%.

Talent 2 [Rock Solid]: Reduces any attribute attack by 100%.

Talent three [God's Contempt]: Force the opponent to attack you!

…

At this point, an invincible being appeared on the Blue Planet who had never taken action!

"So what if I'm always a little more aggressive? I'm still invincible!"

——Xiao Chen who never takes action

Bad news.

He traveled through time and became a eunuch.

Good news.

It’s fake, the vitals are still there.

Travel through the Dawu Dynasty and become a young eunuch who has just entered the palace.

In the Qianwu Realm, there are three thousand Daozhou and countless dynasties coexisting.

There was a warrior who tore a dragon apart with his bare hands, built a city in the East China Sea, and became the second best in the world!

There was a cultivator who held a sword in the air, killed a big monster eight hundred miles away, and took its head to make wine!

There are Confucian scholars who follow the law with their words, and they bring the Confucian luck to break the dragon vein of a country!

There is a big monster with a bloody mouth that can swallow a city in one gulp, and the people are wailing!

Ye Bai, who was powerless and couldn't even tie a chicken, was walking on thin ice.

Fortunately, the system has awakened and given the ability to: complete a set of exercises every day.

[Ding! Detecting the host's cultivation of the Heavenly Level Martial Arts: Immortal Slaying Sword Technique, the Martial Arts has reached Great Perfection!]

[Ding! Detecting the host's Heaven-level cultivation technique: Acala Dharmakaya, the technique has reached Great Perfection!]

[Ding! Detecting the host's cultivation of a divine-level technique: Tiangang Disha Hunyuan Immortal Golden Body, the technique has reached perfection!]

…...

A hundred years later, demons and monsters started to cause chaos, sweeping across three thousand states.

In the Dawu Palace, Ye Bai, who had been practicing for a hundred years, opened his eyes.

The sword energy spans thirty thousand miles, and the sword light chills three thousand continents!

Reborn in the world of Shade of Heaven, he became the prince of heaven who had the best talent and bloodline in the world, but died early. He had the same unparalleled talent and the same miserable fate. Since...

Xiao Wudao was reborn to take the college entrance examination. He thought he could soar to the sky, but when he saw the teaching plan:

Physics = mass-energy equation, three laws of matter and energy!

Chemistry = from the introduction of medicine refining to the introduction of one hundred potions for cultivation!

Chinese = the universal language of all worlds!

Physical education = the basic formula for martial arts!

Politics = meditation equation!

Geography = arrangement of caves and heavens!

…………

This made him dumbfounded on the spot. He was reborn in a high school in the future high martial arts era. The most fatal thing was the content of the college entrance examination - time travel!

Time travel requires caution, it can be said that there is no chance of survival!

When he was looking forward to the golden finger and the system, he was told that the golden finger can be mass-produced, and the system is a means for the powerful to plunder other worlds. He didn't have these, so he was forced to go on the road of time travel. After he crossed over, his ability was online - I have a dojo in the heavens!