Wait! Let me take a moment! I traveled through time and became Hikigaya Hachiman's dad? A thirty-something man!? He just got released from the ICU due to the 996 work schedule? And got fired! My wife is Hikigaya Kazusa? But we're divorced? Or was it amicable?! Divorced and bankrupt, I had to find a manual labor job. The blind date my neighbor set me up with was my college junior, Hiratsuka Shizuka? And then one day, I ran into the beautiful university student Ichinose Honami on the street, who was being beaten? I want a cigarette!!!

I found a girl of unknown origin outside. She claimed to be a time traveler from the apocalypse.

The catastrophe is coming. By then, monsters will be everywhere on the earth, human civilization will be destroyed, and even the world will be broken. Everything will be irreversible.

As for me,

I am thinking about how to imprison this beautiful girl who has temporarily lost her power in my own home.

Dear comrades, masters, priests, masters, fairies, demons, and leaders, welcome to my world and enjoy the supreme pleasure and supreme enjoyment brought by traveling through various worlds (funny laugh).

Matsue Jun was once chosen by a dating sim system, tasked with saving troubled girls and earning a blissful romance in return.

But after helping each girl, they became suspicious, insecure, and emotionally burdened. The system suddenly vanished, leaving Jun overwhelmed.

When he woke again, he had already transmigrated to Nihon (Japan).

Determined to find genuine happiness through his own efforts, Matsue Jun vowed never to rely on the system again.

But then—the system reappeared.

Unwilling to repeat past mistakes, he ruthlessly rejected it.

He thought his life was finally getting back on track… until new girls appeared, each with a backstory, trying to twist his fate.

Later, he realized—

the dating sim system he had rejected had transferred to them, the very girls who were originally supposed to be simulated targets.

This is a story of broken, distorted girls using the wrong methods to pursue the one they love—and failing.

[Speeding car + villain character + romantic and unrestrained + Wei Wu style + Cao thief + Lao Liu + thick face + domineering + daily picking up girls + driving too fast and can't stop! ]

[Don't click in if you don't like Cao thief's writing!

If you like Cao thief's writing, you can come in and take a look. You won't be disappointed. ]

[When you are in the Tang Dynasty, you have to be a big villain and capture women. You have to be as bad as you can, so bad that it will scare you! ]

[My queen, you don't want His Majesty to know about our affairs, right? ]

[Ahem! Madam Du, is your husband better? Or am I better? ]

[Oh! Madam Changsun, don't cry, weren't you very happy just now? ]

Hua Yunfei traveled through the Tang Dynasty and almost became a eunuch at the beginning. He had no choice but to reveal his identity as a traveler. What followed was Li Shimin's suspicion and worry about his existence as a heretic. While Hua Yunfei was dealing with Li Shimin and others, he used the excuse of curing illnesses to flirt with Empress Changsun and countless beauties.

[Female protagonist: Empress Changsun] [Female supporting roles: Four Imperial Concubines + Li Xiuning + Hong Funu, etc.]

(The introduction is weak, foresee the following, please see how the naturally romantic Hua Yunfei won the hearts of countless beauties in the Tang Dynasty!)

(This article is purely fictional, please do not treat it as official history.)

[No heroine] [Sea of Stars] [Starry Sky High Martial Arts] [Decisive killing! 【Fight, cool!】 Chen

Yuan crossed, and he panicked, because he encountered campus violence at the beginning.

[Krypton life system binding, consuming life can infinitely derive martial arts]

[Consuming eighteen years of life, basic knife technique entry, small success, great success, consummation, and even comprehend the mystery of breaking the limit! Chen

Yuan: Huh! The kryptonite system I just got in my hands can withstand this anger?

He didn't panic again, because it was time for the others to panic.

……

In the interstellar era, space warships, mechas, and warriors ...... Numerous.

At the same time, interstellar races, starry sky beasts, and extraterritorial evil gods ...... Ensued.

[One grade qi and blood pill, increase the life span by five years]

[Yun Qi Dan, increase the life span by fifteen years]

[Nine turns of spirit...

The once-bustling and noisy streets were now filled with an eerie blanket of silence.

Hoarse and frenzied whispers lingered high above the heavens, and an indescribable ancient giant lurked in the shadows of the bottomless ocean.

A mysterious plague had outbroken, and natural disasters wrought the Earth. Global pandemic and catastrophes had the panicked masses seeking illusory shelters from the devastation, day and night.

A bloody shower poured over the land as the streaks of lightning tore across the sky, illuminating the ill-intentioned gathering of ravens above. Nevermore, nevermore, quoth the ravens.

“We can see that this malformed creature has twelve pairs of ribs like humans, but also has a “transverse bone” that humans do not possess…”

In the medical school, Gu Jun continued bringing down his scalpel, illustrating the abnormal thoracic structure of the malformed cadaver on the dissection table to the surrounding students.

Ominous and treacherous times had descended! Truth and logic had crumbled, order warped into a frenzy. Humanity can only forge ahead through the power of intelligence and wisdom.

[1v1 sweet pet]

Luckily, Wen Xiao took his life back and embarked on the journey of working for the system.

A female partner who doesn’t want to counterattack is not a good employee!

A certain president: You are mine alone, good-for-nothing.

A certain prince: How about a princess being promoted to a queen?

A certain actor: Run after teasing up? nonexistent.

A certain zombie(???): You dislike me, why don’t you dislike me and kiss me?

Huh? How come these male protagonists are all alone? Still sick?

Wen Xiao said that he just wanted to go home.

But who will tell her why this deadly sick Jiao also came!

“Remember now?” Bingjiao BOSS took her into his arms…