Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"

[Classic Xianxia + Comedy Cultivation + Rebel Disciple vs. Master + Side Paths & Odd Techniques + No System + Genius + Survival King + Walking Calamity + Early Chapters are Comedy Slice-of-Life – Don't Enter If You Mind]

In the new millennium, modern youth Gu Changsheng transmigrates into a fantastical cultivation world.

By a twist of fate, he becomes the disciple of a beautiful female master from the Purple Heaven Palace.

From there, Gu Changsheng begins his "legendary" rise to the top — not by righteousness or strength,

but by scamming, scheming, stealing, and smooth-talking his way through the cultivation world.

He launches businesses never before seen in any Xianxia world:

Immortal Lottery – Trendy Spiritual Fashion – Changsheng Cigarettes – “Hit Me” Ride Service – Life & Death Insurance – Emergency Cultivator Rescue – Holy Herb Pharmaceuticals – Matchmaking for Immortals…

"Sounds reasonable… right?"

Years later, Gu Changsheng looks back—he's somehow monopolized every single industry in the cultivation world.

It hits him like a lightning bolt:

“Wait a sec… without realizing it, I’ve climbed to the very top of the world!”

Standing at the peak, overlooking the masses, he slowly pulls out a cigarette and lights it.

"Phew~! My carefree, rebellious life... was like walking on thin ice all along."

📌 Author's Note: The synopsis doesn't do it justice — check the main story!

【No Romance】【Decisive Protagonist】【Unlimited Growth】【Slow Burn】

“You all call it an evil spirit? I see it as an auspicious sign!”

“Can it aid my cultivation? Of course I know it can!”

“Leave it to me!!!”

Wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth, Shan Liang lifts his blade and charges forward…

The evil spirit: “D-Don’t come any closer!!!”

A slow-burn action-fantasy featuring a cold and calculating protagonist who "feeds" on the very monsters everyone else fears. Where others flee from danger, he dives head-first, weapon in hand, turning calamity into power.

【Main World DC】【ben10】【Travel Through the World】【Change into a Hundred】【Besides the Joker, Who Can't Be Pulled to Work? 】

(I've stitched some backgrounds from anime and manga, so the characters won't be that traditional. Please forgive the oocs, as the master has become my wife. Not from the Dark Multiverse, Earth 11.2)

It’s okay to travel through time, but why is it DC?

Forget DC, why in Gotham?

Oh, fortunately, I have a cheat, Batman is still my sister.

Reporter: Ms. Wayne, I heard that your company's psychologist was transferred to become the security supervisor. Is that true?

Gwen: No, Harley's just been working part-time lately. Our head of security will always be Mr. Slade.

Reporter: Ms. Wayne, I heard that your company's anti-theft consultant once again stole precious gems on display.

Gwen: I have to remind you that Selina paid the money first and asked the other party to strengthen the guard before going to pick up the goods herself!

Reporter: Ms. Wayne, your sister is partying every night, with several young models...

Gwen: Our family... is open to tutoring!

Reporter: Wei...

Gwen: What's your name, big brother?

Reporter: Hello, I'm Clark Kent, a reporter from the Daily Planet.

Gwen: Hello, I'm Gwendolyn Wayne, the current CEO of Wayne Enterprises.

When shaking hands with the person opposite her, Gwen heard the watch on her left hand making a sound in her head.

[New alien DNA detected, scanning and uploading to Plymouth.]

Gwen: What the hell are you doing?

Azmis: Gwendolen, what the hell did you do?!

If one day, the cultivation exercises that only exist in mythical stories are suddenly made public on the Internet.

And after the confirmation of netizens, these cultivation exercises are real and effective, so at this time, do you choose to practice, or practice?

In the face of the imaginary hand-picking stars, sprinkling beans into soldiers, longevity and Tianqi, and so on...... No one seems to be able to refuse.

Thus, the era of cultivation of all mankind began.

And Yang Xiaoyi, the initiator behind all this, has already prepared a vegetable field, just waiting for the leeks (all mankind) to enter the pit.

Yang Xiaoyi: You asked me why I provided cultivation exercises for free...... Can your leeks thrive without watering fertilizer?

The theme of this book: conquering a different dimensional world, cutting leeks, and the flow of players behind the scenes

Han Weiping, who graduated from the Directing Department of the Central Academy of Drama and had dreamed of becoming a director since childhood, could not find a job in Hengdian after graduation and ended up living in an Internet cafe and working as a Sanhe God.

Desperate about life, one day his soul traveled to Los Angeles in the mid-1990s and became a Chinese student at the UCLA School of Film, Television and Drama.

"No system? Only a super-strong memory of past life movies and TV shows? Isn't this plagiarism? Hollywood actresses, here I come!"

For reasons we all know, any real celebrities mentioned in this article are pseudonyms. Anyway, everyone can recognize them even if they change their usernames. Right?

[Entertainment Circle + Negative Emotion Value System + Sharp-tongued + Single Female Lead + Playing on Memes]

Chen Fang transmigrated to become a top-tier "Little Immortal Boy" with a loyal dog persona, but he had just "collapsed" (had his reputation ruined). That's truly... good news!

Sweep aside morality, be himself again!

As soon as he made the decision, he obtained the Negative Emotion Value System, like adding wings to a tiger, immediately going all out!

Participating in a variety show, guests choose segments.

Then go "Corpse Herding"!

Why? Of course, I want to scare people to tears... oh no, to let everyone understand the "returning to one's roots" corpse herding culture. (Not scary, feel free to watch)

In a competition to see who arrives at the destination first, Chen Fang rushes to the driver: "Master, I'm going to catch an adulterer, please drive faster."

Cameraman: "?"

They originally thought he was just letting loose after his "Collapse," but it turns out he's terrifyingly strong.

"Climbing mountains at midnight to herd corpses, you call this delicate and timid?"

"Performing iron flowers under the night sky, muscles so prominent that even the sky full of fireworks can't hide them, yet people call him a 'Scrawny Ppretty Boy'?"

"Bringing a popular young star to dress as a zombie and play erhu to beg for food, you call this Aloof and Superior?"

"Said he'd only create hype, what the hell are 'One Meat, One Vegetable,' 'Highly Flammable and Explosive,' and 'Ghost Blows Out the Light'?"

Original company: Who? Who terminated the contract with him! Ancestral graves emitting green smoke, should we call the fire department to put it out?

Opponent: Who! Who made him "Collapse"! Can't he just go back to being a pretty boy?!

Audience: Bro, can you do something normal for once?

Fans of the book: My defenses are broken, how could it be him!

In his previous life, his father cheated on his wife and his mother was abused to death by the mistress's family. Wen Sheng himself was tied to the test bench of an evil research institute and died from self-destruction due to the unbearable torture.

After living a new life, she went back to half a month before the end of the world and found that she had space.

Short of supplies? She refused to resort to a locust-like raid, choosing instead to plunder unscrupulous businesses.

Delicious food, daily necessities, medicines, weapons, vehicles...she has stockpiled everything!

Beat up the illegitimate child, cheat the scumbag father's money, tear open the true face of the mistress's family, Wen Sheng takes his mother to leave to see their internal fighting!

When the neighbors accuse her in horror: "How could you kill someone?"

She wiped the blood off her hands and said with a smile:

"Oh, it was self-defense."

"Isn't it?"

A madman with a dagger hidden in his smile + extreme cold + zombies + a group of strong female characters + space.

Please note: There are CPs, but no absolutely villainous characters.

[Daily love ➕ White Moonlight ➕ Two-way redemption ➕ Two-way crush ➕ Single female protagonist ➕ Desire goddess ➕ Meat and vegetable combination ➕ Female teasing male]

[New book by a veteran author, guaranteed sweetness and quality! Slow-paced plot! Normal love!]

[I still can't write an introduction, welcome to read the full text! If nothing goes wrong, it will take off in chapter 20!]

Wen Ce first met Luo Lianqing in a 24-hour sex toys store...

The second time I saw her was in the family planning section of the supermarket...

The third time he saw her was when he accidentally picked up the wrong package. When he awkwardly knocked on the door of the room opposite with a bag of erotic underwear in it, he was stunned...

The fourth time, on the first day of school, she stood on the podium and said with a bright smile, "Hello, I'm technically your senior, but I'm also your temporary counselor this semester..."

After class, her beautiful eyes stared straight at Wen Ce, and she said softly, "Wen Ce, could you please come to my office~"

Wen Ce: ...Why do I feel like there's something wrong with this senior sister?

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Luo Lianyan looked at the boy in front of her with a flushed face. It turned out that there is only one chance and countless times of social failure!

Especially in front of someone you liked when you were young, social death is really worse than death!

-

"Student Wen Ce, you don't want to fail the course, do you?"

"Wen Ce, do I look good?"

"Wen Ce, can you repair computers?"

"Wen Ce, do you still remember me?"

"Wen Ce, how about you like me for a while?"

…

Wen Ce: ...? Okay!

What could be more fortunate than being loved by the person you love?