A black-haired girl in a sailor uniform was playing with sand in the sandpit with the other children.
"Hey! Your wife is calling you home for dinner!"
The 'girl' turned around, her cute little face full of confusion.
"Huh? Which one are you talking about?"
……
(PS: This book is also known as "My Wife is a Robot Maid", "My Wife is a Fallen Angel", "My Wife is a Zombie Sister", "My Wife is a Martial Arts Immortal", "My Wife is a Retired Marshal of the Solar System Community"...)
Ye Lan, the ace employee of the cheesy, cheesy Rescue Bureau, lives in a universe where women dominate men, relying on various tactics like pretending to be a white lotus and acting like a green tea girl to win over bad women.
With so many women he's conquered, he could circle the Earth hand in hand. With retirement looming, the Rescue Bureau can't bear to part with him, forcibly increasing the difficulty of his final world.
Every bad woman here is the "best of the best."
Or to put it another way, every person is an award-winning actor, with multiple faces that change in an instant.
The probability of failure is extremely high.
Ye Lan: "..."
This retirement means he has to retire.
Ye Lan: "Would you like to be a dog?" The answer can only be "yes" or "woof", because dogs can't say "no".
[Villain + Extremely Rich + Invincible Power + Not Aggrieved + The Mastermind]
My name is Qin Yuxuan. I am in this cool urban novel composed of various dragon kings and become the son of the richest villain.
In the play, the father destroyed the Ye family ten years ago. Ten years later, the Dragon King brought seven beautiful senior sisters down the mountain to seek revenge.
Among them are the heir of the Shen family, who is as wealthy as a nation, the invincible Valkyrie, and the eight-foot queen of the Nine Halls...
Damn! His senior sister is so amazing, I don’t want to die!
Fortunately, I got the emotional system at the beginning.
As long as you make the heroine produce various emotional values, you can get rewards from the system.
In order to survive, I came to the Ye family, the birthplace of the Dragon King, and found one of the heroines, Su Meiyun, the mother of the Dragon King.
Let her generate emotional value for me to obtain system rewards and fight against the protagonist Ye Fan.
Hehehe~
Rebellious Dragon King, wait and see how I deal with you!
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My name is Su Meiyun, and I am the mistress of the Ye family. Ten years ago, the Ye family was destroyed.
After my beloved son was taken away by the Dragon King to be raised, I lived a lonely and miserable life.
But today, the son of the richest man came here to threaten me.
At this moment, I unexpectedly awakened the revenge plot system.
As long as you follow the plot choices, you can gain his favor until your revenge is successful.
In order to get revenge, I chose to pretend to surrender.
But why, I was clearly seeking revenge, but in the end I ended up being attached to him...
In the age of mind control, light armor has become humanity's new body. People say that steel forges the throne—can indestructible alloy armor protect a tender heart?
With the rise of AI, new human citizens who have passed the “Standard Emotional Test” now possess human emotions. How will they break free from the shackles of 0s and 1s?
In the vast, boundless interstellar universe, warships plow forward under the glow of stars, as warriors forge their legends.
A genius teenager, wary and cautious of human society, cautiously extends his sharp palm to touch this warm world.
【Military Marriage + Era + System + Face-Slapping + Sweet Love】
In her previous life, Lu Yunxiang was cheated all her life by her cousin who was as indifferent as a chrysanthemum and kind as a saint.
The job she had finally gotten was given to someone else by her cousin.
Her cousin signed her up to go to the countryside, where she suffered a lot.
She studied hard late into the night and got into the university, but her cousin snatched the spot away from her.
She felt wronged and cried at the top of her lungs, but her cousin mocked her condescendingly: "It's your honor to be able to help others, you should be grateful."
By exploiting her, her cousin gained a reputation for being indifferent to fame and fortune and being kind and pure.
She became a bad person who was good for nothing and petty in the eyes of others.
When she reached middle age, she discovered that her cousin had an affair with her husband and even had a 20-year-old illegitimate child.
Cousin: "You can't give birth. Your family business is so big that it cannot be without an heir. I am helping you. You should thank me."
The husband protected his cousin and showed disgust towards her: "Xiaoxue never thought of arguing with you. Are you trying to force her to death by making such a fuss?"
Lu Yunxiang was so angry that he went crazy.
After being reborn, she looked at her cousin who was as gentle as a chrysanthemum.
Good, good! She's going crazy!
As long as she has no morals, morality cannot hold her hostage!
Damn both the scumbag and the evil woman!
*
Because the merit system saved a soldier with sharp eyebrows, bright eyes, broad waist and narrow hips, and a cold temperament.
Ji Mingjing: "Marry me, I'll hand over your salary to you, and I'll buy you the best three rings and one turn."
"Need not……"
Ji Mingjing took off his shirt, revealing his strong muscular body.
"I can let you eat meat every day."
marry!
A trashy system accidentally bound itself to someone who claimed to be a weak, honest, and pitiful little girl.
Then things spiraled out of control in the most ridiculous way imaginable.
Chu Jiu: “Yeah, I beat that person on the ground to death... but now my hand hurts!”
Chu Jiu: “Kill the homewrecker? No, no—we have to watch her suffer, struggle, despair, and suffocate! Just killing her outright is no fun!”
Chu Jiu: “Why is every mission opponent such a little piece of trash?”
System: “This is tea so deep it brews madness! The host is both a green tea schemer and a total lunatic!”
A Fortune-teller once said that Tang Wan was destined to live her entire life alone, but she didn’t believe him, she had money and beauty, how could she not get married?
She ended up having 99 boyfriends, each of whom found their true love and dumped her within a month!
The last one even ran off with another woman on their wedding day!
Then she was bound to a daddy system.
Dad System: Want a perfect husband? No.998, no No.888, just bind to my Daddy System and the perfect husband will be delivered to your home!
Tang Wan: Daddy?
Daddy System (shy): Hello daughter~ Call Daddy, you can have any kind of son-in-law you want!
After binding to the system, Tang Wan only wanted to strangle it. The promised perfect husband?! These men with crooked natures, who dares to want them?! Would I not be personally digging a pit to bury my head in?!
Daddy System: Daughter, why would father let you personally dig a pit to bury your head in? Con? You take a look, which one of them is not premium quality goods? Which one of them is not handsome with long slender legs?
Tang Wan:…
When Shen Su differentiated into an Alpha at eighteen, she completely let herself loose—only flirted, never committed.
From then on, she became a famous playgirl in the capital, always carrying the scent of various pheromones.
One day, she suddenly died and was bound to a "love-brain rescue system." She now has to travel through ten different worlds and save Omegas who’ve been hurt by scumbag Alphas in order to be reborn.
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[World 1] Married First, Then Fell in Love
In her past life, the love-brained Omega fell in love with a "phoenix man" Alpha, got treated like an ATM, and was ultimately betrayed.
Shen Su used the system's cheat powers to create the identity of a childhood friend and traveled back in time to before the love-brain met the scumbag, intending to stop their encounter. But she accidentally got herself involved instead.
System: Babe, you’re supposed to save the love-brain, not be the scumbag!
Shen Su: So what if I am? As long as I die while she loves me the most, I become her white moonlight. She’ll never love anyone else again. Problem solved. Perfect!
System: …Legendary.
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[World 2]
The love-brain volunteered to be someone’s stand-in, then donated a kidney to the returning white moonlight. In the end, she died on the operating table.
Shen Su created the identity of her first love—who unfortunately resembled the scumbag.
System: Wow. Now it’s double stand-in mode!
But when Shen Su, acting as the white moonlight, met the love-brain in this world, she froze. Why… did she look exactly like the one from the last world?
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[World 3] Real Heiress x Fake Heiress’s Older Sister
[World 4] Powerful Young Empress x Defiant Eldest Princess
[World 5] Cross-dressing Emperor x Betrayed Courtier's Wife
[World 6] Agile Evolver x Healing Evolver
[World 7] Award-Winning Actress x Scandal-Ridden Washed-Up Star
[World 8] Runaway Rich Girl x Her Manager
[World 9] Cultivator x Cat Demon
[World 10] Lady Meng Po x Immortal God
[…]
By the tenth world, Shen Su finally confirmed:
She’d been saving the same love-brain for ten lifetimes.
Worse still—the love-brain Omega was starting to remember everything.
Shen Su realized this just as her heat cycle hit.
"Still trying to run? Haven’t I treated you well?"
"Not running anymore. Time to cuddle~"
Eventually, Shen Su completed her mission and, after some prodding from the system, officially became an employee at the Quick Transmigration Bureau.
On her first day at work, she saw that her direct boss… was the same love-brain Omega.
She turned and bolted.
"This time, you’re not getting away."
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#Help! I Ghosted My Ex-Girlfriend, and Now She’s My Boss—What Do I Do?!
[PS: Female Alpha with no male traits. Some arcs include fake deaths. Ending is HE.]
[1v1 from beginning to end. Alpha: Shen Su, Omega: Lu Yan]
[The scumbagging is real scumbagging.]
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Tags: Devoted Love | Past Lives | Fated Lovers | System | Quick Transmigration | ABO
Main POV: Shen Su
Dynamics: Shen Su x Main God
One-line Summary: A scumbag Alpha flirts and runs—until she crashes and burns.
Theme: Treat others with sincerity.
Caiyun Tongzi: My queen, something bad has happened. It seems that Emperor Xin has raised the nine-tailed fox as a pet.
Guang Chengzi: Teacher, Jiang Ziya is now trapped in the palace of Chaoge, cleaning the toilet...
Someone will always bow down beneath my pomegranate skirt.
[Beauty is poisonous, poison for the heart. ]