After I retired, I lived alone, but I was quite carefree and happy.

Eating, sleeping, exercising, playing the erhu, soaking feet, back massage, massage...

Do whatever makes you happy.

I thought I would waste the rest of my life like this.

Unexpectedly, after Yang Feng's beautiful young wife gave birth to their second child, she made a phone call that completely changed my life...

Becoming a police officer and protecting the peace of the area; you'll not only experience thrilling street shootouts between police and "model citizens," but also feel the local customs and culture of "Two and a Half Men." Sean: "Only one of the stun gun and the electric baton is charged. Guess which one is charged now?" Criminal: "The electric gun?" Sean: "Just kidding, they're both charged!" Sean: This isn't an ordinary suspect anymore; we have to strike hard! Sean: "Firing fifteen bullets per second, that's the magazine's limit, not mine." Criminal: "He buried me in the ground, claiming it was for ginseng cultivation." Model Citizen: "Aren't you a police officer? Why do you have henchmen?" Sean: "What henchmen? I only see citizens cooperating with law enforcement!" Playboy Charlie: "Sean, if only you were my brother..."

[Multiple female partners + Absolutely no licking + Only accepting + Many types + You'll regret not reading this]

Over 25 years old, and has accomplished nothing.

Finally, on Lin Ce's 25th birthday, the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system arrived.

You can receive a reward simply by "talking about life and ideals".

For each additional child, a surprise reward will be given.

From then on, Lin Ce said goodbye to being single and began his life of speed and adventure.

...

[Super-rich + Entertainment industry + Multiple female leads + Female celebrities + System + Many children, many blessings + What you want to see... + Starting with Liu Yifei and Zhao Lusi!]

"Wang Yifan, you've been out of college for a year now, right? Where are you working? Do you have a girlfriend? Look at your cousin Wang Qing, he only graduated from high school and he's already bringing his girlfriend home for the New Year. He even makes 10,000 yuan a month. It seems like going to college is useless for you guys, all you do is watch videos all day!"

Wang Yifan listened to his aunt's sarcasm and wanted to retort, but he didn't know how!

"Wang Yifan, since you can't find a job, at least find a girlfriend to bring home for the New Year. Look how worried your parents are. Don't let him end up a bachelor for the rest of his life!"

Hearing his aunt and cousin's mockery, Wang Yifan wished he could disappear into a crack in the ground. He looked down at his phone, pretending not to hear, while the other relatives around him looked at him with a mixture of sympathy and schadenfreude in their eyes!

He was furious, his eyes fixed on the video playing on his phone—a video of the TV Queen receiving her award!

Wang Yifan thought that remaining silent would make his aunt and cousin let him off the hook, but he was wrong!

His silence only provokes even more frenzied mockery!

He could tolerate the mockery from his aunt's family, but his parents couldn't hold their heads up high!

How he longed to change all of this!

Just as he was furious but helpless against his aunt's family, a voice echoed in his mind, and his eyes widened instantly!

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have received an identity reward: the identity of TV Queen and Fairy Sister Liu Yifei's boyfriend!]

...

Dear godfathers, due to the limited introduction, please proceed to the main text!

Shen Ran unexpectedly transmigrates to the world of "A Little Reunion" and accidentally activates the "Scumbag System." Becoming stronger by being wicked?

Sorry, Old Joe, I'm running into Xiao Meng right from the start!

"Ding! Detected that Qiao Weidong has lost his composure! Scoundrel mission complete, reward 100,000!"

"Ding! Detected that Song Qian has opened her second life! Scoundrel mission completed, reward: Beginner Divine Healer skill!"

Qiao Yingzi: "Brother Shen, can I stay with you forever?"

Xiaomeng: "How was it? Was my yoga pose correct?"

Huang Zhitao: "What do you mean, 'a thousand miles in a day'? Are you playing word games with me?"

Song Qian: "How come you have such a great figure?"

Napoleon once said, "If I had Cossack cavalry in my army, I would use them to sweep the world." This is because even Napoleon was defeated by the Cossacks. —From this, we can deduce that Cossack cavalry > French dragoons > Polish winged hussars > Hungarian hussars > Prussian cuirassiers. The strongest cavalry in the world—the Zaporizhia Cossacks—were mostly serfs who escaped from landowners' enslavement, and were the precursors to Ukraine. Book summary: The first half mainly covers: uniting heroes against the Ottomans, establishing a federation, fighting the Ottomans, and rebuilding Rome. The second half mainly covers: eating the Burgundian skull-cracked, and fighting the Reformation Wars. The famous letter says: "You, the devil of Turkey, brother and friend of the devil, henchman of Lucifer. What kind of demonic knight are you, unable to kill a hedgehog even with your bare buttocks?"...

(American police + daily life + gunfight + promotion + mature woman)

Arthur Morgan is reborn in Los Angeles and discovers he has a Red Dead Redemption system.

He was once the King of Fighters in the West, the King of Widows in the West, the King of Hunters in the West, the King of Hello in the West...

Now it possesses the Death Eye, Widow's Affinity, Tracking...

Having been given a second chance at life, I will not be a bandit but a policeman. My goal is redemption and to save as many widows as I can.

Li Mubai returned to the early 1980s and became wealthy thanks to his foresight. Coincidentally, CCTV's "Journey to the West" was facing funding difficulties, and Li Mubai generously contributed to the production and casting.

Everyone else was looking at the monkey, but Li Mubai was searching the world for a beautiful female fairy.

Li Mubai promotes talented individuals regardless of their kinship: his fiancée Zhu Lin plays the Queen of the Kingdom of Women, the fairy Chang'e is left to his confidante Gong Xue, and his good sister He Qing plays Lianlian...

Li Mubai, who is outside the play, has become the "Tang Monk" coveted by all kinds of female demons.

After the filming of "Journey to the West" was finally completed, the crew of "Dream of Red Mansions" started casting.

Li Mubai worked hard to make Xiaoxu and Lili's Dai Chai a classic, and outside the play he became the robbed brother Bao.

Immediately after the casting of "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio", Chen Hong, He Saifei and other good sisters set their sights on the popular Li Mubai.

Who said beauties in the 1980s were reserved? Li Mubai was surrounded by beautiful women, and every night he had to pedal hard!

I've already turned this book into a collection of bad writing. Thanks for your company.

Also known as: The Curse Returns: The Celestial Healer and Her Problem Children

Volume 2: Curse Returns: The River God Wants to Be a Lazy Bum Today Too (Draft Completed)

Volume 3: Cursed Chapters: The Strongest's Dodder Cage

"My patients are my clients—I make the decisions—even if you're a dead man."

A world-weary genius doctor x The ultimate problem child x The resurrected villainous best friend

Shen Wubo, a medical madwoman who transmigrates to the world of magic with the "Ain System" of absolute rationality, is a misanthropic, aloof, and extremely germaphobic, yet she has an obsessive desire to save "special cases"—such as the soul she forcibly contained, Xia Youjie.

"Can you see me?"

"Okay, let's prepare to disinfect."

Shen Wubo: "Two nerves"

Finally: "Guess why my name has 'Kami-namo' in it..."

Author's Note:

OOC content is entirely my responsibility. Please store your thoughts in a safe place before watching ( ). To each their own; welcome back anytime!

Because of her stubborn refusal to believe in fate, Ling Ling unexpectedly transmigrated into an adult-oriented, matriarchal game with a completely unknown plot. She was then forced to live with a handsome, brooding older woman for two months. She initially thought that enduring these two months would grant her freedom, but things didn't go as planned. No matter how careful Ling Ling was, she inadvertently offended several female characters. The handsome older woman she lived with said, "Ling Ling, can I sleep with you..."