A sudden sinkhole in the middle of the Pacific connects two worlds, and humanity's first contact of the third kind unfolds in an unexpected way. Facing a hostile alien civilization, fighter jets strike from the vast skies! Naval aviation forces fight relentlessly on the front lines of the Western Pacific!

[Funny] + [War] + [Mecha Wars] + [Politics] + [Fantasy]

(This is a political, military, science fiction, satirical, and comedic novel, drawing inspiration from classic works such as "Yes, Minister," "Yes, Prime Minister," "The Good Soldier Schweik," and "Catch-22," as well as political satires and military jokes from around the world.)

In the year 1923 of the Universal Calendar, a war of unprecedented magnitude erupted on a world called Ada. Soldiers from various nations, maneuvering giant mobile armor, slaughtered each other, leaving corpses strewn across the land...

In this war-torn era, Lieutenant Euan Hurst, who traveled from another world, was forced to voluntarily enlist in the army under the order of the Queen of the Histania Empire.

Although he had already prepared himself for the idea that "the world is a giant makeshift organization," he still encountered many unexpectedly bizarre characters, such as a quartermaster who caused shortages in everything he managed, a medical officer who sold soldiers' amputated limbs as organic fertilizer, and even a commander who forced his soldiers to run a half marathon in the middle of winter...

In addition, his ridiculous military career was also filled with various bizarre incidents, such as using burnt bread crumbs instead of coffee powder, deliberately writing the deaths of other soldiers in battle reports to withhold resettlement fees, and executing prisoners of war with poisoned potatoes when he could not find bullets.

When the war ended, a reporter interviewed the now successful Youen. When asked how the war had changed him, he smiled and said:

"I think the biggest change the war has had on me is that it has transformed me from a young man with some mental problems into a young man with a mental illness."

Joachim travelled to Germany more than a hundred years ago, with wisdom, insight, diligence and persistence to fight his own world. He exploded the British fleet, created the amphibious landing stream, navigated through the small island states of Europe, and climbed to the highest peak of his life step by step with extraordinary courage and vigour, and listened to the cheers of millions of people with the sacred halo of the Saviour: Hurrah, Joachim!

Victor Hugo: "You all call me the 'Conscience of France,' but right now it beats in Lionel's breast!" Émile Zola: "'Naturalism' or 'Realism'? No, only Lionel's 'Modernism' belongs to the 20th century!" Gustave Flaubert: "Maupassant was my best student, Lionel my confidant." Guy de Maupassant: "Lionel's only shortcoming was that he had not contracted the noble, majestic syphilis." Anton Chekhov: "What else do we need in this world besides sunshine, air, water, and a smile? Lionel's works, of course!" Leo Tolstoy: "Are you suggesting that I go to Sweden to accept the Nobel Prize that Lionel Sorel refused?" Arthur Conan Doyle: "To be Sherlock Holmes's assistant, to be accepted by Lionel...

Traveling to troubled times wasn't a stroke of lightning; it was their own choice. Some aspired to reign supreme, others to liberate the people from their plight, and still others, through their own strength, to prevent the final barbaric conquest of civilization and thus rewrite the history of the Chinese nation. Of course, others simply desired to have three wives and four concubines, and to lead a life of extreme decadence unattainable in this world. This group of ordinary people, divided and divided in their ambitions, possessed neither the body of a tiger, nor the aura of a tortoise, nor the props of mental retardation. Crammed together in a chaotic huddle on an old ship, they possessed only modern machinery, technology, and a myriad of theories. Carrying ambitions, dreams, and ideals unattainable in this world, these time travelers journeyed towards the chaotic world of the late Ming Dynasty. Their destination: Hainan.

The Beijing courtyard house is the characteristic of an era and the beginning of a new life. When Zhou Zhiyuan, who understood the trajectory of history, walked into this courtyard house, his life in this era officially began.

In the fifteenth year of the Zhenguan era, Li Chengqian, who had traveled from the past as a child, discovered that his father, Li, had died prematurely.

Now that Old Li has passed away, I am the rightful heir to the throne.

Anyone who dares to stand in my way to the throne will have to experience the power of the three great camps I have established!

However, Li Chengqian was unaware of this.

Li Shimin actually wanted to use this method to determine which of his sons was suitable to succeed him, because Li Chengqian was too obsessed with strange and ingenious skills. He also wanted to see what the Tang Dynasty would become after his death.

"What? Li Chengqian has led his army into Chang'an?"

"Where did he get such a large army?"

"You still want to purge the powerful clans? How can you purge them so easily? It will plunge the world into chaos!"

"He still wants reform? He wants to go overseas?"

...

As they waited, Li Shimin suddenly discovered...

How is my Great Tang Dynasty so powerful?

Oh no, it's my son's Great Tang!

He traveled to the Tang Dynasty and became Crown Prince Li Chengqian, constantly signing in.

In the first year, three thousand "Luowang" spies signed up, each of them had extraordinary skills and was good at lurking and spying.

The next year, he signed in at Mount Shu, where there were three thousand sword masters. They all obeyed the prince's orders and could establish their own sects.

In the third year, a million dan of grain and fodder were signed in, enough to support a large army for half a year.

In the fourth year, he signed in and obtained countless blueprints of magical weapons, from the Hundred Refined Sword to the Armor-Piercing Heavy Crossbow, and crafted them in the workshop.

Until today, Li Chengqian, these 8,000 Iron Pagodas, are the pinnacle of heavy cavalry. Both men and horses are armored. When they charge, the mountains collapse and the earth cracks, which is enough to sweep away any heavy cavalry.

This day.

Li Shimin was preparing to depose Li Chengqian from the position of crown prince.

Li Chengqian leads eight thousand iron floats to confront each other at Xuanwu Gate!

Eight thousand is eight thousand, Your Majesty calls himself the Supreme Emperor!

Li Shimin: Li Chengqian, do you want to rebel?

Li Chengqian: Father! Please address me as Your Majesty!

Li Shimin: How dare you do this!

Li Chengqian: Why not! You dared to do the Xuanwu Gate Incident! Why shouldn't I dare?

Rebirth in 2009, but this rebirth posture seems a bit wrong.

In this life, the family is wealthy, Wang Ye is addicted to the Internet, and can stay up all night the day before the college entrance examination.

Helpless, Father Wang decided to send Wang Ye to serve as a soldier in the army to quit Internet addiction.

two years later...

When Dad Wang made a video call with his son and was about to ask him when he would be discharged from the army and come back to inherit the family business.

Wang Ye, who was dressed in the uniform of an officer, directly surprised Father Wang.

"Dad, I'm going to work in the army all the time, so what, in terms of family business, why don't you and mom consider having another one?"

Su Ran was reborn into a powerful family. He originally planned to relax and do nothing, but the system gave him a mission. As long as he opened a military academy and achieved the enrollment target, the system would reward him with stealth tanks, electromagnetic storm cannons, and missiles with a range of 25,000 kilometers. Moreover, the system would give the recruited students a department title, and they would be loyal to Su Ran forever.

Through a series of fundraising efforts, the military academy was launched in a grand manner, but when the recruitment advertisements were released, all the new students were dumbfounded.

It has tanks, airplanes, cannons, and a combat command center. Moreover, those who pass the graduation assessment will be awarded military ranks. This is not a military academy; it's clearly an army.

Countless new students eagerly signed up, and the school's registration was full in just two days, all in an effort to realize their dream of becoming a million-strong mercenary force as soon as possible.

Su Ran's grueling military academy training has begun, completely overturning everyone's understanding. Even Yang Shi held a live broadcast, calling on contemporary young people to enroll in the Starry Sky Military Academy.

At the same time, Su Ran's three big gifts also arrived. By utilizing the talents recruited by the military academy, Su Ran ushered in the era of scientific research and weaponry in China.

Three years later, countless students had graduated from Star Military Academy.

At Su Ran's command, all the new students from the Starry Sky Military Academy scattered across various regions returned, clad in military ranks and armed with advanced technology.

"Students, Principal Su commands, everyone return to base!"

At this moment, the world was shocked by the new army that China had just produced. When did China gain a million brave soldiers?

The US: "We thought we were developing fast enough, but who knew this country would reach the point of universal conscription!"