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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

This was an unprecedentedly powerful empire with a vast territory and millions of soldiers.

This was another extremely weak empire. Chen Sheng led 900 people in an uprising, and within half a year, the army grew to a million people and almost broke through the city of Xianyang.

Liu Bang led a few hundred people in an uprising, and in half a year he developed an army of tens of thousands.

Xiang Liang led 8,000 soldiers in an uprising, and within half a year he developed an army of over 100,000.

Even though the Qin Empire still had an army of millions, it could not stop the demise of the empire.

This was an empire where everyone from the nobles to the common people, his enemies and his bureaucrats wanted to destroy his empire.

The reason why the newly established Han Dynasty annexed one in fifteen and one in thirty was not because Liu Bang was more merciful than the First Emperor, but because Chen Sheng and Wu Guang had been there.

The Glorious Dynasty is a sequel to The Rogue Landlord.

After over four hundred years of prosperity under the Ming Dynasty, the Zhu royal family stood at the pinnacle of the world, enjoying unparalleled supreme authority and glory.

However, in this era, the gravely ill Emperor Zhu Weiqiang unexpectedly discovered signs of movement in the royal tomb—

The long-dead Holy One, dormant for over three hundred years, has returned to life!

Xu ping, having reincarnated, is unsure of where to go and ultimately chooses to return to Ghost Valley Mountain.

There, the rock-dwelling ghost faces great troubles and must engage in conflict with the world’s powers in his role as a state priest.

Though Xu ping remains loyal to the royal family, he doesn’t know how to respond to the dramatic changes ahead...

[Navy + Decisive Killing + No Female Protagonist + System + Equality for All] He is Wood Pierce, a man who subverts the world with absolute power.

He gradually grew into the navy's strongest fighter, decisive in killing pirates, and his conscience was only reserved for kind people.

He publicly executed Rayleigh and personally ended the legend of the Roger Pirates.

In the Battle of Marineford, he killed Whitebeard with one blow, shocking the world.

There is no heroine, no emotional ties, only iron blood and killing.

With a casual swing, he unleashed kinetic weapons that were ahead of their time, launching devastating attacks beyond visual range.

With three heads and six arms, he instantly transformed into a ferocious beast in human form, letting the world see what a monster is.

Marijoa was reduced to ruins, and the Celestial Dragons were barely surviving.

Only under his power can the justice of the navy be fully realized and the world truly usher in a new order.

In the end, all the pirates were destroyed.

The Moon holds crucial strategic significance for Earth and serves as humanity's gateway to the deeper reaches of the universe. As a regular soldier stationed at China's Guanghan Station on the Moon, Cauchy is fully aware of the weight of his responsibility. Witnessing the warm lives of lunar residents and the continuous breakthroughs made by scientific research, Cauchy's vision for humanity's future grows ever more profound. The successful development of helium-3 has completely solved humanity's electricity needs, but it has also stirred the wrath of those with ulterior motives. He is forced to ponder whether technological advancement is designed to perpetuate war or to forge a brighter future for humanity...

Interstellar pirates raid, alliances crumble, and a dark matter called black gold suddenly appears. Its highly radioactive and destructive power threatens all of humanity. Simultaneously, alien species frequently create crises, and large-scale mutations occur in humans, with black gold becoming the first suspect. Evolution or purification? Humanity faces its greatest existential crisis and dilemma since entering the interstellar age...

Standing before you is the Emperor, who existed long before humanity's first city was ever built. The Emperor loves his human kin; throughout history, he has silently accumulated knowledge and protected his race. He has always looked out for humanity, helping civilization advance in different eras under various identities. After humanity's Golden Age, Dark Age, and the Age of Strife in the cosmos, mankind once again entered the Imperial Age. In the year 798 of the 30th millennium, humanity was once again united under a single banner: the joint ruler of Holy Terra and Mars, the guardian of the Imperium of Man, the Undying Immortal.

[Mind-reading + Accompanying the Army + Space Ability + Crushing s*um + Building Wealth + Marriage Before Love + Raising a Child]

After being framed, Lu Jiangyue transmigrated into a novel set in the 1980s.

The novel’s heroine, Lu Wanying, was her family’s adopted daughter and also the daughter of her father’s comrade-in-arms. Her father always sided with Lu Wanying, infuriating her mother. But the scheming heroine wasn’t satisfied—she wanted to ruin Lu Jiangyue’s reputation and force her to marry a s*umbag.

After being drugged, Lu Jiangyue woke up lying on the bed of Yan Chao, a high-ranking officer with an injured leg. The moment she opened her eyes, she locked gazes with his mu*derous glare.

“I say I was sleepwalking—would you believe me?”

“Sleepwalking in broad daylight? Onto my bed?”

“Mm-hmm.”

Before they could say more, Lu Wanying barged in with a group to catch them in the act!

Anyway, you’re about to get into a car accident and become a vegetable, so you…

[Short play "I was a stepmother in the 1980s"]

80s, stepmother, raising children, daily life, marriage first, love later

As soon as she opened her eyes, Si Nian became the fake daughter in the period novel. She was sent back to the countryside to marry a divorced man in place of the real daughter, and had to raise a bunch of children.

Not only that, she also ran into the heroine of Reborn Real Daughter.

In her previous life, Lin Sisi was forced by her family to marry a divorced older man. The older man was cold and hard-hearted, and didn't take her seriously. Conversely, Si Nian, who had taken advantage of her status as a wealthy daughter, married a military officer and lived a sweet and happy life.

After her rebirth, she was determined to take away Si Nian's husband, an officer, and let her taste the pain she had suffered.

In the end, the real daughter failed to get what she wanted.

Instead, Si Nian accompanied the old man to accumulate billions of wealth, living a prosperous life, and her children became successful.

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Being sent to the old man, Si Nian was not panicked at all:

This person is a lunatic who would rather help others raise children than have children of his own.

Others avoided her, but Si Nian's eyes lit up: "First of all, mothers are great, and secondly, I will be a very good stepmother."

Many years later, after dealing with her husband's illegitimate child as an officer, the real daughter was robbed of her property and suffered terribly.

She thought to herself, at the very least, her life was better than Si Nian's. She wanted to have children but couldn't, and she had to help others raise them. What was the difference between her and a nanny?

Who would have thought that one day, the wealthy but cold and scary old man gently helped the pregnant Si Nian out of the car, held her in his hands with a loving look on his face and spoiled her lawless.

Si Nian angrily pulled the old man's hair: "Didn't you say you don't want to have children?"

The old man kissed her hand gently: "Wife, I was wrong. I will give birth again next time."