[This post was published on V on December 21st. Thank you for your support~] I, Madarame Ikki, am currently doing a fantastic cosplay of a certain lousy Demon King—in Yokohama, where supernatural powers and explosives are raging. Good news: I've truly become the Demon King. Bad news: I've truly become the Demon King. As I finally waited until dark and followed the moonlight to investigate, a blinding light shone before my eyes. I repeat, the good news: I'm truly the Demon King. Who would land in a time traveler's world and be met with an explosion as powerful as the A-bomb? In the center of a vast, charred pit, I, having managed to save my life, also saved a seven-year-old demon named Chuuya. In Chuuya's mind, Madarame Ikki is a useless piece of shit who can't do anything. He says he can't go out in the sun, he says he doesn't have the energy to hit people, he won't eat even a little food, and he's always on his toes. Without his protection, I would have been thrown into some sewer and become stinking. As expected, I can't do without his protection, so I'd better stay by his side. - Chuuya thought so, and one day he faced a strong enemy. When he was about to lose, a pale hand wrapped around his shoulders from behind. The man's voice was close to his ear, intimate but unquestionable. "Can I have a sip of your blood, Chuuya?" Ha... He pulled the corner of his mouth and showed a half-smile. It turns out that the prey (food) that was targeted has always been him. ————*CP is Chuuya, the male protagonist is the attacker;*The main text is from the third perspective, serving the plot, the male protagonist's demon king power will have a private setting;*The male protagonist does not eat people and only drinks Chuuya's blood;*Chuuya will have a love line after he becomes an adult;*Try your best to make a bowl of delicious rice! ======Pre-collection cutoff ====== If you're interested, check out the column. [Unrelated text follows:] Yandan: "The Fourth Calamity: Raising the Strongest," about a gamer who becomes a demon king in the world of spells and attempts to raise the beautiful Xiao Wu. Focusing on Wu as a CP. Weixuanyou: "Revenge for the Cyberworld," a cyberpunk-themed novel with wasteland elements, featuring a heroine who overturns the world.

July, the Fren Manor, filled with the hustle and bustle of summer… “Is Young Master Lius still in his room?” “Yes, the head maid is giving a lesson today, and both of them are in their rooms. It might be a while before he returns.” In the courtyard of the manor, two maids chatted idly, sweeping the garden as they did so.

[Sweet romance + Transmigration into a novel + Yandere + Mutual teasing + Strategy + System + Double purity]

A pretentious beauty VS a "celibate" yandere domineering CEO

The head of the Time-Space Administration was cheated on by her partner. In a fit of frustration, she casually flipped through a sticky-sweet romance novel featuring a lovey-dovey male and female lead—and grew more annoyed. In a burst of anger, she sent an unlucky soul into the book to mess things up.

Chi Li is that unlucky soul. She transmigrated into the novel "The CEO's Exclusive White Moonlight".

The heroine is supposedly a delicate little white flower. Well then, let this stunning green tea* go head-to-head and see which smells better: tea or flowers.

Later, she took the flirting too far—and ruthlessly dumped the male lead.

After the male lead completely snapped, she was forced to curl up in the corner, night after night entangled in his arms, with a bell at her waist and chains on her legs.

She desperately tried to escape the dark aura behind her. Just as she made a move, her waist was grabbed. He wiped away her tears and licked his lips, speaking in a low, eerie voice:

"Finished crying?"

"Yan... Zheng-gege..."

"Then keep going."

Eventually, she got smart.

So what if she’s a canary in a gilded cage? As a green tea-flavored canary, she can’t win and can’t escape, so she might as well lie down and give up.

Husband kiss-kiss, husband hug-hug, husband is scary I’m scared…

Alternate title: Green Tea Canary: You Can Cage Me, I’m Done Trying!

Reading Guide:

The female lead enjoys playing coy and manipulative ("green tea behavior").

The male lead becomes fully yandere after his dark turn.

There’s a minor male/male subplot—not much, but avoid if that bothers you!

The main plot is spicy and super sweet—definitely worth reading.

Please don’t apply any of the plot to real life. The female lead is not a strong independent woman.

"Khorne granted me courage, Nurgle granted me life, Slaanesh gave me beauty, Tzeentch bestowed wisdom, and finally, the blessing of Om Messiah, the god of all machines. This is me, the ruler of all swarms, omnics, demons, and otherworldly travelers, the great and benevolent Empress—Marleneia Loshi Esdeath! What? You say they are all evil, using me to bring pain and destruction to the universe? You are too naive. Power itself is neither good nor evil; the difference lies only in how it is used. To save the universe, I have borne far too many misunderstandings and infamy. Like those Fourth Scourges, if I hadn't restrained them, this universe would have long been deplanetized by them." These were the words of the renowned "Chaos Queen" Loshi in an interview with the *Cosmic Peace Daily*. The reporter quickly raised...

Ye Xiu Han, who traveled through the previous civilization, lost the memory of the previous civilization for some reason and traveled to the present civilization instead. However, with the help of the token, Ye Xiu Han explored the lost memories bit by bit.

In the current civilization, Ye Xiuhan fell in love with Meiyi, but what about the Herrscher of Thunder? Didn't Meiyi become the Herrscher of Thunder? Why is she still in Meiyi's consciousness?

[All-girls chasing a husband: a crematorium + relaxed daily life + youthful campus life + Shura field] Thanks for the invitation. College life is full of ex-girlfriends! The campus beauty from the same freshman class? She's Chen Minggang's ex from their "amicable breakup"! The gentle, popular senior in the department? She's the ex-girlfriend who disappeared without even saying "goodbye"! Even the intellectually elegant professor? She was his stepmother's ex-girlfriend from his youth! Just when he thought he'd reached the limit of his life's challenges, his father announced, "Son, you've got a new sister. She'll live at home from now on. Get along well!" He opened the door and saw the girl reading with her legs crossed on the sofa. She looked up... Their eyes met, and the air froze! It was the all-around academic ex-girlfriend who looked at him like trash when they were dating. The most bizarre thing is, all these exes are ready to chase him back?! He's surrounded by exes at school, and at home, his exes have become his stepsisters... Can he still go to school?!

Year 184, spring.

[The 913th day of traveling through the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Weather, sunny.

Only five days of food left at home.

Will starve to death.

The Yellow Turban Rebellion has already broken out. When will the gears of fate start turning to me?]

Just as Li Ji finished writing today's diary, the rumors about the wise men he spread finally attracted a visit from Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

However, when Li Ji used the "strategy simulator" to deduce how to successfully become Liu Bei's strategist...

[Choice 1, playing hard to get; Choice 2, verbal battle with the three heroes; Choice 3, bluffing]

Hmm?

Verbal battle with the three heroes? ? ?

False villain: Hesitant, fussy, and doing the work of the protagonist under the guise of a villain.

A true villain: decisive in killing, extremely crazy, and will do anything to achieve his goal!

A business war novel for women who travel through time and space. Although Cao Chuan is a top, rich and handsome man from the Cao family, the largest family in Zhonghai, he is set up to be a villain and a bootlicker.

Under the manipulation of the scheming heroine, not only was his status as the heir of the Cao family taken away, but after being taken advantage of, he was also kicked out of the family, leaving him living a life worse than death.

In order to change his fate and rewrite this bloody ending, Cao Chuan resolutely embarked on the path of a true villain after binding himself to the villain system that can make him stronger by doing villain things.

Is the beautiful secretary an undercover agent of the other party?

"Secretary Song, I'm really angry right now!"

The housekeeper in the mansion risked his life to be an insider for the other party?

Lure the snake out of its hole and then suppress it with an iron fist: "A few thousand dollars a month, what are you playing with?"

The scheming heroine realizes the situation is unfavorable and wants to make peace?

Cao Chuan smiled: "Madam, you will pay for what you have done sooner or later!"

He is domineering and has no taboos!

The fierce dragon raises its head and the river flows backwards!

Cao Ren, the seventh child in his family. He accidentally obtained a dual cultivation technique, but due to the decline of his spiritual energy, he couldn't master it. The National Fortune Marriage Game descends! Cao Ren finally finds his purpose! Players from other countries are deceived by the Treasure Chest Demon, with millions dying just to survive. [Treasure Chest Demon] [She uses words to incite greed in people's hearts. As long as you make a greedy wish and open the seven-colored treasure chest, she will make you pay the price!] [Female! Very beautiful!] [You know what I mean?] At night, players from other countries are possessed by a strange creature wandering the corridor. [There's a female ghost outside the door! A woman! What are you waiting for?] Little Baka actually uses the National Fortune Punishment Card, and the whole country votes to punish the Dragon Kingdom? Rebound Card activated! The Korean is actually engaged to the Heavenly Fox? Bride-Snatching Card activated! Little Baka… Bride-Snatching Card activated! Beautiful Country… Activated! Activated! Protagonist: Cao Ren