"So you're saying you're attacking me just because I'm ugly?" "Attacking me, the one who has always provided shelter and helped you through your ignorant era?" "Is there no justice? Is there no law?!" Facing the excitedly waving tentacles before her, the knight who came to attack looked at her with disgust. "Please don't spit on my clothes; it's a hassle to clean them up afterwards." "Also, don't play dumb. Why do carefully selected female knights and mages come to attack you at this time every year... Don't you have any idea?" "Tell me, are we going to go through the motions or just surrender?" "I'm in a hurry."... Years later, facing the female knight order, Grimm, sitting on his throne, would always recall that night when he first took in a defeated female knight. "I just wanted someone to teach me to read, what were you idiots thinking?" "And next time, please send a big one." "I like big ones." ——————A serious farming story in a magical world. Really.

School beauty Su Nianwei, desperate to curry favor with the top genius, publicly broke off their engagement in front of the entire school and major media outlets, utterly belittling Jiang Lue: "Jiang Lue, your talent is mediocre; you're destined to be a stain on my and Tianjiao's lives!" Jiang Lue became the laughingstock of the entire city. However, just when he was utterly humiliated, Su Nianwei's legendary aunt—Situ Dai, the most beautiful woman in Rongcheng and the saintess of the martial arts holy land—stepped in to help him out because of a long-buried family debt. Driven mad with jealousy, Su Nianwei secretly drugged Jiang Lue, intending to embarrass him, but by a twist of fate, he ended up spending the night with Situ Dai.

"Ding! God-level Return System activated, bound to: Situ Dai!"

Situ Dai possessed the "Exquisite Body," a rare talent appearing only once in ten thousand years. For a single day of her cultivation, Jiang Lue received a hundredfold increase in benefits, awakening his "Chaotic Divine Body"! She broke through to the Grandmaster level, while Jiang Lue instantly ascended to the peak of the Great Grandmaster realm! Jiang Lue chose to conceal his abilities, outwardly remaining the "useless" man who had been jilted. When Su Nianwei and her new, exceptionally talented lover swaggered through the freshman competition, Jiang Lue crushed them with a single finger. When alien races invaded from the stars, and Situ Dai fought valiantly, Jiang Lue strolled leisurely amidst the enemy army, annihilating a demon king with a single punch. The entire city was shocked! Su Nianwei was heartbroken and begged for reconciliation, but Jiang Lue merely watched her indifferently, standing beside the radiant Situ Dai.

A new employee named Yu Guang joined the Quick Transmigration Bureau.

The new employee is mild-mannered and polite, but his only flaw is that he is too principled and likes to reason about everything.

After discussion at the meeting, everyone was very happy to assign Yu Guang to the Virgin Mary's Companionship Group, which no one wanted to go to.

At the same time, I also casually threw a flawed system over there, hoping they could improve together.

I originally thought that the "saints" were an incomprehensible and unpopular bunch, whose mere glances might pierce the earth's core.

Unexpectedly, with Yu Guang's help, the saints stood up!

The Virgin Mary is nothing special; with proper education, she can still create miracles.

Under Yu Guang's tutelage:

-The innocent, saintly type in CEO romance novels: Don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower. I can cry while throwing bricks at people's heads.

- A typical example of a saintly figure in contemporary literature who throws money around: I want to use money to help others, so let me rob the rich to help the poor, okay?

-A Mother's Way of Life novel featuring a mother who donates her liver or kidney: So pitiful, so pitiful, you need help, how can I stand idly by? I've brought your family here for you, you can have whatever you want cut.

Upon investigation, the comrades from the Quick Transmigration Bureau discovered that Yu Guang, the mission participant, seemed to have a problem...

Yu Guang: I am Yu Guang, a believer in the Three Lights, and I love to educate people about love. I also shield the male and female protagonists from the light of life and, incidentally, overturn the table of the quick transmigration bureau.

Colleagues: Just use your mouth to talk, please put down the bricks you're holding.

Jiang Weidong was fired from his company and dumped by his girlfriend. Just as he was about to go back to his hometown and give up, the work system arrived.

You can earn money just by going to work; the system will pay you a salary.

After careful analysis, Jiang Weidong discovered a way to exploit the system's loopholes.

He started his own company and gave himself various titles: CEO, Sales Director, HR Manager, Finance Manager, Administrative Manager, Technical Director, Art Director, Marketing Manager, Electrician...

In this way, a single company can offer ten positions and receive ten salaries.

Ten companies can offer a hundred positions, resulting in a hundred different salaries.

To save costs, his company only hired one pretty female college student besides himself.

To outsiders, his company was just a shell company for picking up girls, and they all looked down on his behavior.

Even female college students carry pepper spray with them.

However, as time went by, everyone realized that Jiang Weidong was a decent person, so they had a new guess—that Jiang Weidong was a disciple of a master and started the company just to experience the fun of working.

This composed and top-tier rich second-generation heir immediately became a hot commodity at the girls' college.

[No censorship, no green (illegible characters), QCQS (qualified), quality guaranteed, quantity plentiful and satisfying] Su Chen transmigrated to the Teyvat continent and unexpectedly obtained the Staff Warrior template, awakening the Staff Warrior ability. Mission 1: Successfully make Barbara a True Lord of Physical Curse Removal, Role Playing +5, Favorability +10! Mission 2: Let the lady choose between the Fire Stick or the Law Stick, Role Playing +5, Favorability +20! Mission 3: Successfully make the Heart Sea produce caviar, Role Playing +10, Favorability +50! Su Chen: ? ? !!! !!! !!! Seeing the increasingly outrageous and absurd missions given by the system, Su Chen initially thought he would become the number one pervert in Teyvat, hunted down by a group of women. As a result… Funina: “I am the supreme water goddess, and you actually… never mind, let’s continue.” Lady: “You bastard, how dare you treat someone as noble as me like this…” Shen He: “My husband is really something!” Ayaka Kamisato: “Huh? You want me to wear a JK uniform for you?” Yae no Miko: “Same as always, just lie down!”

Travel across the continent of Teyvat and acquire the Sunlight System. By completing certain achievements, you can gain corresponding abilities from various characters. Mona: Foresight into the near future; Amber: Top-tier flight skills; Jean: Strong waist; Lisa: Ability to release a slight electric current at a specific location on the body...

A boy who awakens his memories of his past life wakes up to find himself facing a "zombie crisis." Is this some kind of American variety show world, or the world of Hunter x Hunter?

So the first thing to do now is to escape this city.

Apocalyptic farming + strong protagonists + 1v1 + happy ending + both characters are virgins

Interactive Activity 1

"Ah Feng, what exactly are your feelings for me?"

Wan Feng remained silent, but her bright red ear tips betrayed her.

Zhang Can'er smiled brightly...

Interactive Session 2

“Can’er…” Wan Feng’s eyes were red as she looked at Zhang Can’er beneath her.

Zhang Can'er, however, looked...helpless.

Interactive Activity 3

Zhang Can'er smiled charmingly, "Sister Feng, you're so persistent!"

Wan Fengtong's eyes were red, as if she were... begging for mercy?

[Duck soup, satisfying read, imaginative plot, system, slice-of-life, super-rich]

When Qin Feng opened his eyes, he found himself in a bizarre world where women outnumbered men by 88. Here, men were a rare resource, enjoying top-tier treatment!

Ding! System bound! [Newbie Mission: Win over the aloof and icy professor 'Li Wan'er' of Jiangcheng University!] Marry a wife and receive superpowers and a huge sum of money.

Is there really such a good thing?

[Brazilian gangsters + ruthless decisiveness + numerous unmarried women + wild samba]

They inexplicably appeared on a nudist beach in Rio de Janeiro.

How can one fight their way out of Rio with bare hands?

Rock's answer was: Robbery!

From having nothing on the beach to slaughtering his way through the slums and becoming a godfather feared by both the underworld and the legitimate world.

When no such person could be found on the other side of the ocean

Faced with a room full of stunning beauties and loyal henchmen,

Rock lit a cigar and laughed heartily:

"Since I can't go back, I'll turn the whole of Rio into my backyard."