"My name is Roach. I'm not a horse, nor am I a carrot. I

'm currently in pieces (literally), but since I've been put back together, I can be considered alive.

I don't have any special hobbies, nor do I have any special interpersonal relationships. By local standards, even if I'm not illiterate, I can be considered illiterate.

My main daily tasks are fishing, making soup, chopping wood, and feeding horses.

I haven't traveled around the world. You asked me what my main job is? Probably pets.

What are I good at? It seems that I'm not particularly good at anything. If I have to say, it's probably courting death.

If I have to say, I'm quite confident in my appearance because the witch praised me for being cute."

The man, with scars left by healed wounds on his face, smiled like a child as if he had just emerged from a hellish battlefield, and raised the axe in front of him.

Fang Chen discovered that he had transmigrated into a fantasy novel, becoming the villainous Holy Son.

Villains usually have great talent, powerful backgrounds, and high status. He possessed a Dao Body constitution and held the position of Holy Son in the Cloud Heaven Holy Land—second only to the Sect Master and above everyone else.

He was also deeply devoted, having always pursued the female lead, Lin Luowei, wholeheartedly. However, the female lead mistakenly believed he was the one who had destroyed her clan. She hated him deeply. And due to the protagonist’s carefully orchestrated “hero saves the beauty” act, she ended up falling for the protagonist and left with him.

Fang Chen thought, “With such great conditions, why not do something worthwhile instead of being a pathetic simp?”

At that moment, Fang Chen obtained a system.

In just over half a month, he broke through an entire major realm. His cultivation soared.

Unexpectedly, the female lead began to hear Fang Chen’s inner thoughts. She discovered that he wasn’t her clan’s mu*derer, but instead her savior. The true enemy was actually the protagonist’s father. Her character completely collapsed, and her attitude toward Fang Chen took a 180-degree turn.

Fang Chen’s decision to give up caused the protagonist to face no suppression. As a result, he missed out on many opportunities to grow stronger, and the usual cool plotlines started turning against him.

The female lead said, “Fang Chen, I misunderstood you. I want to be the woman who stands behind you, shielding you from the wind and rain.”

The protagonist shouted, “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west! Don’t look down on the poor youth! Everyone who bullied me will pay the price!”

Fang Chen replied, “You two, stay away from me. I just want to do nothing.”

But after giving up, Fang Chen realized—the characters of both the protagonist and female lead had completely collapsed!

As we all know, Gensokyo has simple folk customs and many talented people. It is the most healing and peaceful place.

After Lin Yan was sent there, he lived a comfortable life like retired by opening a shop every day with the help of the system.

Until one day, this thing suddenly said a sentence-the paradise plan was launched, and provided a bunch of strange abilities, and he immediately realized the seriousness of the problem.

"I swear by the integrity of Gensokyo that I have never abused my abilities to do anything."

"As for why the black and white thieves frequently crawled out of the store, the maid's stockings were changed very frequently, strange calls came from a library late at night, well-known reporters were imprisoned, and terrifying applause began to spread in the bamboo forest..."

"These have absolutely nothing to do with me, at least no witnesses saw these with their own eyes!"

"No one is more law-abiding than me, don't believe those strange rumors."

......

Hakurei Reimu: The above is the full confession of the prisoner. He just said the content of the crime himself, and he can be executed.

[This book is easy and sand sculpture for daily life, there is no stomach medicine and no abuse, please feel free to eat it]

“Mm-hmm, Yuka, is there something you wanted to talk about?”

“……”

“Eh? I can't hear anything from your side.”

“……”

“Oh… I was just eating some freshly made oden and accidentally burned my mouth, so I couldn't help but blow on it~”

"Junior sister, can you grant me one wish?"

"Brother, please speak!"

"I want to...try again!"

———————————————

On the day when the Taoist partner ascended to heaven, he took away all the resources, but he didn't know that Mu Changge had bound himself to the [Luck Strategy Return System]——

Every junior sister she left behind was his luck charger!

The Saint wants to practice dual cultivation? Let your master pay the debt first!

When the genius sister of the Dharma Realm untied her belt:

"Brother~ My sister's cold breath is about to explode..."

System flash: [Luck value return +100,000, cultivation critical strike × 100 times! ]

Thousands of Penance

[Super Power-Fantasy + Villain + Cao ze + Benefiting the Immortal Realm + Crushing All Sons of Destiny]

(If you can persist until chapter 50 without switching apps, then this is the one for you.)

At the age of 70, Zhou Fan binds himself to the Villain + Benefiting the Immortal Realm system.

Starting from the mortal world, he climbs step by step to the very peak of the cultivation realm.

Years later

The aloof Sword Immortal before the eyes of the world,

The lofty and untouchable Saintess,

The peerless and stunning Demon Empress...

The mothers of the so-called Sons of Destiny,

The reserved fiancées,

The childhood sweethearts bound by innocence...

All of them kneel before Zhou Fan, offering their loyalty.

When someone asked Zhou Fan why he was able to build such deep relationships with so many immortal beauties, Zhou Fan only smiled faintly and replied:

“Immortal fairies... are simply like this.”

Tired of the original game, Jiang Wei decided to spice it up with some mods.

Mod list: Colorful Grammer, Joyful Fairy Boat, Pinoconi's New Business, Spring of Ompharos, Pink Nights of Geniuses, Blackhearted Technology...

Big Black Tower fell into Jiang Wei's trap. Initially reluctant and fiercely resisting, he finally agreed after Jiang Wei promised to share his technology.

Faced with the phantom threat, Luofu Fairy Boat established diplomatic relations with the Empire, with Fu Xuan and Qingque appointed. A few days later, a group of strangers claimed to have seen Jiang Wei enter the embassy late at night and remain there all night.

Pinoconi's leadership was completely infiltrated by the Empire, and the renowned singer Robin became a caged bird in Jiang Wei's arms. With

Ompharos ruled by the Colorful Empire, Xiadie, Fengjin, and Xilian, after careful consideration, decided to curry favor with Jiang Wei and secure a future for Ompharos.

...

Jiang Wei thought he was just starting a normal game.

But...he traveled through time, and the game became real.

Big Black Tower, with a smile, pushed him down, her long, dark-silk legs wrapped around her waist.

"Weren't you quite bold when you seduced me before?"

Su Qiqian died suddenly from overwork and transmigrated into the body of an S-Class Guide with the same name in a dark-themed sentinel world.

She imagined a high-quality life surrounded by admirers, but when she opened her eyes, she found herself convicted of an unforgivable crime and sentenced to exile in the Black Tower!

In this world, all sentinels are insane to varying degrees, and the Black Tower is the worst of the worst! The Central Tower of the Federation never assigns Guides there—because no Guide is willing to live among madmen and end up as nothing more than a pile of bones!

As a pure human—now extinct in this world—Su Qiqian is lucky that none of the other Guides here have spirit animals, allowing her to keep up her disguise. As the first high-ranking Guide ever exiled to the Black Tower, the moment the mad dogs caught wind of her arrival, they went wild behind the scenes, lusting after that pure, untouchable goddess on a pedestal…

—

Su Qiqian turned on the bedroom light—and her pupils trembled. What the h**l is this?!!

The sentinels, who had been carefully pretending to be normal during the day, were now kneeling beside her bed with bulging muscles and over-the-top outfits. Their outrageously handsome faces looked pitiful as they pleaded:

“Miss Guide, please… we’re begging you…”

[Imperial Consort] + [Empress Dowager] + [Female State Preceptor] + [Holy Maiden] + [Female Emperor]

Reborn as the legitimate eldest son of a different-surname prince in an ancient dynasty, he was forced to become a eunuch in the imperial palace after his entire clan was executed for merely jesting about the Empress. Fortunately, he obtained the "Fortune Plundering" system by sabotaging his enemies' fortune (e.g., creating incidents to trouble them, sowing discord among their allies, weakening their fortune), he could plunder their fortune to draw lottery rewards! Years later, Lu Jing became an eternal overlord. Gazing upon the corpses of his enemies behind him while embracing peerless beauties at his side, he smiled faintly: "My thanks for your fortune!"

He kidnapped arrogant celebrities and took them to a deserted island, where he trained them to be obedient maids through live streaming.

When fans saw that all the goddesses had become Zhang Fan's maids without exception,

they all went crazy:

"He defiled my goddess, I will kill him!"

"Ying Bao has been tortured to the point of losing her mind! I'll give you a reward, please let her go, okay?"

"Our Women's Federation is going to sue Zhang Fan for disrespecting women!"

...

"Don't sue! All the celebrities love him to death and have expressed their desire to stay with them on the deserted island and live happily ever after. What's the point of suing him?"