Year 36,000 of the Eternal Calendar.

Recently, rumors have frequently circulated within the cultivation world:

It is said that ancient texts once recorded that the Eternal Emperor, during his youth, was an utterly cunning, shameless, and vindictive villain.

If anyone dared offend him, he would not only spare none of them, but even their direct female relatives would suffer persecution.

Regarding this.

The Eternal Emperor, Su Yu, personally stepped forward to make a statement.

There are too many keyboard warriors in the cultivation world; everyone should neither believe rumors nor spread them.

Take the last millennium, for example. Someone slandered this Emperor, saying I was fickle and didn't respect the beautiful female cultivators of the cultivation world.

But how many times have I emphasized it? This Emperor has always been a very devoted man!

At the very least, since thirty-six thousand years ago, I have only ever liked mature and graceful elder sisters!

As the owner and manager of the shopping street, it is Chiba Shuichi's job to serve the ladies in the shopping street.

"The water pipe in the store is broken, can you come and help take a look?"

"It's time to exercise, don't think about being lazy."

"Are you here to learn flower arrangement today?"

"You've worked hard, how about a spa to relax?"

"..."

Chiba Shuichi walked from the beginning to the end of the street, pounding his back and sighing.

How can collecting rent be such a hard job!

What, you think I’m bragging? Ever seen something like this? This is what we call the Fourth Calamity! So what if you can use magic? You still can't beat me.

All you can do is watch as they call me “Master” and snuggle up to me!

That’s called strength!

W-Wait a sec! Don’t look at me like that with hearts in your eyes!

I don’t want tentacles for dinner again!

If you keep sucking like that, I’m seriously gonna end up anemic!

Merging my spirit into your body or whatever—just stop it already!

Quit messing around! I’m seriously gonna die at this rate!

[Eternal Life + Low-Key Cultivation + Borrowing Life + No Female Lead + Growth-Type Protagonist]

[Reminder once again: If you enjoy brainless power fantasy and non-stop slaughter, read with caution!!!]

Gu Ming accidentally transmigrated into the cultivation world. At the start, he has endless lifespan and awakens the talent "Borrowing Life" — if he is killed, he will randomly sacrifice a close relative of his enemy to resurrect himself, and even gain one random ability from the sacrificed person.

Need a cultivation license to join a sect?

Not talented enough, so you have to pay to cultivate?

What? I don’t even qualify to pay to cultivate?

Fine! You won't let me cultivate, huh?

Then I'll just outlast everyone — while others study their way to Immortality, Gu Ming endures his way there with sheer lifespan.

Want to kill me? Go ahead. Kill me, and your whole family dies, starting with your parents. Let’s see how many times your family can afford to be sacrificed!!

...

Years later, Gu Ming’s little secret is accidentally exposed. He becomes a plague god in the eyes of all realms — wherever he goes, fear follows. People avoid him like the plague.

Especially those powerful cultivators who like flashy, explosive battles — every time they want a duel, they make sure to steer clear of Gu Ming, fearing they might accidentally kill him.

One righteous sect leader refused to believe the rumors. He found Gu Ming and arrogantly declared:

“I have no family, no ties, I stand alone. Plague God Gu Ming, come — today, I shall rid the worlds of your evil!”

Aiwa is the descendant of dragon blood warriors from the Hass Empire and the heir of the Holtzer clan. But during his gene identification, he had an abnormal reaction…… Will the s*xual qi techniques he learned during his time in the east be able to overcome gene identification committee member Ruth’s teasing?

in order to balance the power of the two major clans and achieve her goals, the Queen facilitated the marriage between Aiwa and the feuding Herman clans’s daughter, Dolly. Although the Herman clan resisted, after conquering the Herman clan’s fourth daughter, Dolly’s sister, things turned for the better!

On the other hand, his stepmother Margaret kept throwing herself on him. Even though he didn’t want to betray his father, he couldn’t resist…… Aiwa’s life seems to have taken another path forward!

Lin transmigrated to detective conan universe with the death note.

"Anyone whose name is written in the note will die."

"How can such an unscientific thing be possible?"

"If it's true, wouldn't we be able to rule the world?"

"You think so, don't you, Mr. Gin?"

"By the way, could you please sign an autograph for me?"

"Use your real name."

Flying Thunder God at the beginning?

The ninja world is a slacker!

Naruto said: I don’t have any big dreams in this life, I just like to lie down, slack off, and eat gigolos…

No initiative! No rejection! No promise! No responsibility!

This is my Uzumaki Naruto’s ninja way!

The main ninjutsu is to roll balls with one hand!

The escape technique, the blood inheritance, the tailed beast, the rich woman’s…

I’ll give you a fuck!!!!!!

[High martial arts + nanny + stunning wife + passionate + invincible]

Jiang Ze traveled to a high-level martial arts world. Although he was a loser in cultivation, he married a stunning beauty and had a child with her.

He thought he would live a peaceful and stable life, but he didn't expect that on the day his child was born, his beautiful wife left without saying goodbye, leaving him and his daughter to depend on each other.

Fortunately, on the day his daughter went to kindergarten, Jiang Ze awakened his talent for comprehension to the maximum level.

[You have practiced the twenty-eighth set of radio gymnastics and comprehended the origin of the body-building method! ]

[You watched your daughter practice breathing techniques and realized the supreme breathing technique! ]

[You fought with the strange beast Bull Demon and learned the powerful Bull Demon Fist! ]

[You have learned the secret method of 5-fold amplification and realized 100-fold amplification! ]

.......

Jiang Xiaonuan: "Dad, when will you become number one in the world?"

Jiang Ze: "Today!"

One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!

Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.

The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.

But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.

“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”

“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”

“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!”

[Villain + Dark-bellied + Multiple Female Protagonists + Cool Story]

Xiao Fan travels through Chengdu and becomes a rich second-generation villain in a cool novel

At the beginning, he was almost beaten up by the protagonist, but he sent the protagonist to the police station.

Madam, since you are apologizing, you should at least show sincerity, right?

God of War Son-in-law: Three years, I have lived in a doghouse for three years!

The Empress is Reborn: Xiao Fan, we are sworn enemies!

Two months later: I want to kiss, hug and lift you up high~