Good news: Fang Suichu has transmigrated to a world brimming with spiritual energy, waking up to find himself within a sect as a newly initiated disciple, complete with a system. Bad news: This immortal world is fake. The so-called immortal path here is closer to Chinese Cthulhu mythos, involving the cultivation of various bizarre curses. Furthermore, the so-called newly initiated disciples are actually being sold to these strange sects as cultivation materials. Even worse news: Fang Suichu's system genuinely believes this to be a legitimate world of cultivation.

37 years old, laid off.

I can only write small programs at home to earn living expenses.

I can’t even afford cat food.

Late one night, I suddenly received a message from my ex-wife:

"I'm dying."

I was shocked: "What's going on? Where are you?"

Her reply made me even more shocked:

"I'm in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, come quickly."

Datang Changan is a high-end theme park opened by the wealthy Zheng Qianji.

It is a one-to-one replica of Chang'an City during the prosperous Tang Dynasty.

A large number of robot NPCs are also used.

As long as you have money, you can act as a swordsman and assassinate the emperor.

You can also go wild in Pingkangfang.

Why is the ex-wife going?

What dangers did you encounter again?

But then, no matter what message I sent, she didn't reply.

I booked a ticket and boarded the plane, and then came to Chang'an, Tang Dynasty.

All the tourists around me were in high spirits.

I was the only one preoccupied.

Fear follows.

Wearing AR glasses, you can see your ex-wife.

She blamed me for why I didn’t go to the “ghost market” to find her?

You can ask everyone——

There was no "ghost market" in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty.

Others were watching Tang Minghuang and Yang Guifei in Xingqing Palace Square.

But I was dragged out of the city gate by a mechanical hound.

A robot warrior nearly buried me alive.

I saw with my own eyes that the boss who laid me off was killed by a robot.

In the blink of an eye, he was alive again in another place.

Everyone in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty was drunk and dreaming.

It's just me, struggling to survive.

When I finally found my ex-wife, the crisis completely broke out:

The robot blocked all exits for communication with the outside world in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty.

Raising the butcher knife towards human tourists...

"My name is Roach. I'm not a horse, nor am I a carrot. I

'm currently in pieces (literally), but since I've been put back together, I can be considered alive.

I don't have any special hobbies, nor do I have any special interpersonal relationships. By local standards, even if I'm not illiterate, I can be considered illiterate.

My main daily tasks are fishing, making soup, chopping wood, and feeding horses.

I haven't traveled around the world. You asked me what my main job is? Probably pets.

What are I good at? It seems that I'm not particularly good at anything. If I have to say, it's probably courting death.

If I have to say, I'm quite confident in my appearance because the witch praised me for being cute."

The man, with scars left by healed wounds on his face, smiled like a child as if he had just emerged from a hellish battlefield, and raised the axe in front of him.

The adopted lolita became the demon lord. With one command, all demons call me daddy!

The toad he picked up evolved into an ancient golden toad, which brought him all the wealth and built hundreds of golden palaces!

A little beggar who was accidentally enlightened, unexpectedly became a peerless great power, and insisted on bringing thousands of disciples to recognize the master...

Oh my God, please let me go, I just want to live alone in peace!

Main characters: Xu Muan, Lu Xueqing,

[Be careful when dating online] + [Yandere beauties know how to act] + [Seven Days of Torture] + [Forced Love] + [Unlimited Demand]

A crazy woman hit me with a club, locked me up in a dark room and tortured me for seven days.

Saying 'I love you' while being tortured

In these seven days I lost everything...

Hands, feet, ears, teeth...

Finally, there is... innocence!

After being reborn, he unexpectedly discovered that this crazy woman was his online girlfriend! ? ?

What was that ten-year agreement she was talking about?

In order to prevent the seven days of torture from happening again, I must break up with her!

Online girlfriend, here I come!

(Female A, male O, female attack)

After transforming from a delicate and slender “white young girl” of the 21st century into an alpha in an interstellar society, Jiang Yue struggled for a long time to adapt to her new identity.

For example—

Not long after her transmigration, her gender recognition hadn’t fully shifted. During her freshman year at the military academy, Jiang Yue subconsciously bought a pair of pink lace panties. Her roommates laughed meaningfully and quoted a classic line from Hong Shixian* to her.

Another example—

In her dormitory of six people, there were five male alphas and she was the only female alpha. The northern school’s bathhouse didn’t have private stalls, so to avoid her northern roommates inviting her to bathe together, she had to get up at 5 AM and sneak into the empty bathhouse to take a shower.

Yet another example—

During combat training class, Jiang Yue weakly threw a punch. The instructor scolded her in front of everyone: “Are you trying to act cute or something?”

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As time passed, she gradually lost her sense of propriety.

In combat training, she could now deliver a flying kick that gave her roommate a concussion.

Her once shy and gentle heart had transformed into something as tough as polished stainless steel. She even used her 188 cm height to pin people against walls.

One day, in a fit of anger, she pinned her dorm’s military academy heartthrob against the wall, and just like that, love unexpectedly arrived.

“God said, ‘Let there be light,’ and thus, this world was graced with Jiang Yue. [doge] [doge] ”

*1. Hong Shixian is a character in a show, known for saying, “You wear this to seduce me?”

[Protagonist is a deranged villain | Not part of the Night Watch | Ignores the main storyline | Not a babysitter | Death loop & illusion | No female lead]

Ma Yanliang transmigrated into the year 2017, into the chaotic world of God-Slaying, and woke up in the Sunshine Psychiatric Hospital—deep within the heavily guarded Fasting Center.

Fortunately, he quickly discovered something terrifying: his mental power grew not through practice like others, but simply by sleeping.

What’s more, he inherited Su Mu’s [Illusion] and Fang Xiu’s [Infinite Replay], two god-tier abilities long thought impossible to obtain.

After escaping the Fasting Center, Ma Yanliang didn’t hesitate. He joined the Ancient God Church—not to follow, but to reshape it.

A year later, the church’s so-called Three Gods were no more. Only one name echoed throughout Daxia: Chi Yu.

“Lord Yi Yu, you’ve sat on this throne long enough. Step down.”

“Lord Yue Huai, I will carry your legacy—whether you like it or not.”

“Lord Qian Mo, sleep peacefully in the illusion I crafted just for you.”

Behind the scenes, Ma Yanliang’s influence spread like a plague. Even the mighty Night Watch found themselves unknowingly ensnared.

And when the gods finally descended upon Daxia, a man in a white suit stood calmly beneath the heavens. Brown glasses half-hid his deep, gleaming eyes. He stretched his arms slightly, and whispered:

“Today, the Ancient God Church shall teach the gods what it means… to be buried.”

Years later, as his boundless spiritual power consumed the world, illusions became reality, and fate itself was just another toy.

He was no longer a man. He was the only true god in this new world.

"Medicine, medicine..."

Chu Ci stared indifferently at the dying First Emperor, crushing the pill in his hand into powder.

"Let's stop taking drugs, starting with you and me."

Outside the palace, Zhao Yan, covered in dog muzzles, and Li Xiang, with horns growing on his head, were practically beating their brains out.

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Four hundred years passed in a flash.

As the saying goes, long separations must reunite, long reunions must separate.

"I'll tell you my name, and shock you. I'm Lingling Shang...!"

Before he could finish his words, Chu Ci tore his head off.

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Another eight hundred years, axelight and candlelight.

Chu Ci patted Old Zhao's shoulder, looking at Zhao Er, who, even with his head blown off, could still swing his axe and chop.

"Little brother, you, Old Er, are quite extraordinary."

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A thousand years passed in a flash, atop Meishan Mountain.

Chu Ci, dressed in white, stood in the wind, glancing at the current emperor as he hung a rope.

"Little dog, this crooked tree isn't strong enough. Let's try another."

Looking out over the capital, breached by countless treacherous attacks, Emperor Qiming, ready to sacrifice his life for his country, froze.

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[The treacherous erosion, the fall of Heaven.]

[Note: This book doesn't follow the 'traditional cultivation of immortality' path. There will be no mortals rising to the realm of cultivation. Instead, it follows the long course of history, the rise and fall of dynasties, and is guaranteed to satisfy our readers.]

[Star Iron + Star God + No Female Lead + Weird, the protagonist's presence is weak, please be gentle if you don't like it] After traveling through time, Shen Li obtained the railway fusion system and came to a world full of weirdness.

There is no Star Iron or Mihoyo here, but there are strange invasions and stubborn resistance from humans.

From then on, the style of this world began to gradually collapse from the appearance of fate~

[Some of the characters may be OOC, please be gentle if you don't like it. qwq]

(Cover from: Xiao Zhuozi, authorized)

Lin Yue is reborn in another world and obtains a cultivation simulator as a cheat code. From then on, he embarks on the path of cultivation and gradually uncovers the truth behind his transmigration, as well as the secrets hidden in this cultivation world, such as the real reason for his mixed spiritual roots.