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In his previous life, he was a top killer codenamed "Tomorrow" and the leader of the Scavenger Organization. He killed countless people but never failed, and finally he got lucky.
When he opened his eyes, he turned out to be the most extravagant playboy in the capital of Blue Star Dragon Country - Lin Bufan!
He has a distinguished family background and a powerful connections: his father is a big shot in the military, his mother is the richest person in the empire, his sister is a top forensic doctor, his two uncles are high-ranking officials, and his grandfather is one of the top three people in the empire!
But everything before him made even he, a murderer, speechless, because with the screams of the enchanting and plump woman beside him, the police broke in and Lin Bufan was taken away directly, charged with rape!
It turns out that the fairies in the Dragon Kingdom are also undefined, rule-abiding, and cannot be chosen?
In that case, let me, the most extravagant playboy in the capital, teach you a lesson!
The one standing in front of you now is: a top perverted killer, a scavenger, the most dissolute playboy in Longguo, the only heir of the Lin family in Beijing, the chief criminal investigation consultant of Longguo, proficient in criminal psychology, traceology, interrogation, tactical planning, close combat, firearms use, stealth and disguise, etc., making all criminals tremble in fear, strangers are like jade, the unparalleled criminal nemesis, Lin Bufan.
Of course I prefer you to call me Lin Qingtian, because in my eyes, there is no perfect crime.
The remnants of the past, awakening first to their innate wisdom, are like sun-like giants, mournfully repenting. The Demon Wolf Sister awaits the end of her slumber. The son of steam, Caesar, descends from the sky. The end is near. The mysterious god of poverty rises above the gray fog. They are survivors of the past, returnees who never left. Edmund awakens from his slumber with a new sequence. Sequence Nine: 'Shadow Man,' Sequence Eight: 'Shadow Mage,' Sequence Seven: 'Shadow Sewing Man,' Sequence Six: 'Shadow Apostle,' Sequence Five: 'Silhouette Master,' Sequence Four: 'Shadow Playmaker...'
Quite a good and fast fanfic
Weary reader, I am honored that you have chosen this book in this heavy, dark library.
Somewhat sadly, this book is sick.
Your fingers should be able to feel the raised proliferative tissue on the surface of the book cover.
The words written in the old days are like parasites taking root on the pages. I hope someone can observe their writhing movements.
To feel, analyze, and touch the story of illness.
If you insist on borrowing this book, please be sure to check your physical condition regularly.
Yan Luo traveled through Warhammer 40K and got a bankrupt version of the underworld. Good news: he can judge the souls of demons and build infrastructure. Bad news: the evil gods all want him to "enter the job early". In order to avoid being used as firewood by the Inquisition, he decided to pretend to be a saint!
So the Empire has a new "wholesaler of miracles": Purifying demons? Actually, they were taken to the underworld as building materials. The Emperor appeared in spirit? All thanks to the Mirror of Evil's photo-editing technology. The Imperial Guards were suspicious? Immediately perform the "Top Ten Moments that Touched the Emperor".
Facing the pursuit of the four Chaos Gods, Yan Luo calmly said: "I have signed a strategic agreement with Boss Huang. If I catch two more demons, it will be enough to pay the rent."
This is a book about:
✔How to become a saint through acting in the 40K universe
✔How to turn Khorne into underworld decoration materials
✔How to live in harmony with the emperor and become rich
✔And… how to keep jumping on the edge of death but not die
Notes:
⚠The protagonist of this book is morally flexible and good at getting things for free. It is not recommended for followers of the Emperor with mysophobia to read.
⚠Some demons may suffer psychological trauma due to excessive exploitation
⚠The Underworld is currently recruiting "Forgotten River Water Quality Managers", with food and accommodation provided (but no salary)
"I'm not a heretic, I'm just a frugal CEO of the underworld." - Yama Knox (self-proclaimed)
He kidnapped arrogant celebrities and took them to a deserted island, where he trained them to be obedient maids through live streaming.
When fans saw that all the goddesses had become Zhang Fan's maids without exception,
they all went crazy:
"He defiled my goddess, I will kill him!"
"Ying Bao has been tortured to the point of losing her mind! I'll give you a reward, please let her go, okay?"
"Our Women's Federation is going to sue Zhang Fan for disrespecting women!"
...
"Don't sue! All the celebrities love him to death and have expressed their desire to stay with them on the deserted island and live happily ever after. What's the point of suing him?"
Wang Chen accidentally time-traveled into a parallel world where “whoever digs it, owns it” and obtained a [Treasure Hunting] software system.
Thus began his path from a small mountain village to dominating the Forbes rich list.
• A million-dollar olivine meteorite,
• A 200-year-old wild legendary herb (He Shou Wu),
• The ruins of a Song Dynasty village beneath the mud,
• General Wang Ben’s Martial Tomb behind a waterfall,
• Oracle bones from the Shang and Zhou dynasties revealing secrets of the mythic “War of the Gods”,
• The Wolong (Crouching Dragon) Tomb, with a divination array of seven lanterns sustaining Han fire, the “Memorial to Expedition”, and a white feather fan,
• A gold mountain hidden in the tomb of Shen Wansan, rivaling a national treasury,
• The discovery of a Qin Dynasty imperial tomb that shocks the world…
He once ventured into the seas of Somalia, uncovering countless sunken ship treasures.
He excavated the world’s greatest rainforest, becoming a legend.
Inside a golden underground palace, he revealed the unsolved mysteries of the pyramids.
In a massive underground forest beneath a sinkhole, he found a cave within a cave holding thousands of tons of diamonds and sapphires — driving the world’s largest diamond company De Beers into depression…
In just two years, he uncovered:
• The Imperial Jade Seal,
• The Yongle Encyclopedia,
• The Lantingji Xu (Preface to the Poems Collected from the Orchid Pavilion),
• The Beiqing Medical Manual,
• The Sui Hou Pearl,
• The Twelve Bronze Men…
Story of: After traveling through time, I taught cultivation in kindergarten
Tang Yifeng, who traveled to the modern world, found himself bound to the "Super Immortal Cultivation System", but the system asked him to open a kindergarten?! The cute kids are good at advanced mathematics, calculus, Tang poetry and Song lyrics, and they also take interest classes.
Parents: Baby, what special classes are there in the kindergarten?
Cute kids: We are learning to cultivate immortals!
After the news spread, everyone flocked to it.
Principal, will you accept a baby of 300 months old?
...
Anti-drug police officer Jiang Xun went undercover and drowned in the deep sea. When he opened his eyes, he found himself to be the worst student in the police academy.
He was relegated to the lowest rung of the criminal investigation team, the "miscellaneous group," where even the elite members of his cohort wouldn't give him a second glance.
This newbie is probably only good enough to catch a thief, right?
Unexpectedly, the system activated, leading to a stunning reversal!
The murderer begged for mercy while crying! He pinned the serial killer down on the spot!
When all unsolved cases bowed down before him, the entire police force trembled:
This isn't a newcomer; it's a scumbag who crawled back from hell!
Li Ming travels to a card-making world where evil gods are rampant.
I wanted to play on the fine tradition of the traverser Wen Chaogong, but I didn't expect that the original myths of this world would not allow cards to be made at all.
And the only unrestricted mythology system is the Cthulhu mythology!
In the beginning, he was imprisoned in a dungeon by the religious group, and will be sacrificed tomorrow. In order to save his life, Li Ming decided to make [Dagon] on the spot!
It's time for people in this world to re-understand what an evil god is!
[Ragged Robe] + [Evil Attraction] + [Hyades Transformation] = [Hasta], the monk's song lures the creatures to fall into the most primitive greed.
[Deep Sea Eyebone] + [Annihilation Desolate Scale] + [Touch of Distortion] = [Cthulhu]. When the great Cthulhu wakes up, all creatures in the whole world will be devoured and slaughtered.
[Chain of Demons] + [Hidden Moon] + [Surface at Dusk] = [Msisha], all the majestic lies in the long river of time are just a drop in the ocean in front of the horn-shaped space-time.
[Mask of Deceit] + [Mask of Despair] + [Mask of Seduction] = [Nyarlathotep], the crouching Chaos wears thousands of masks, willing to taste the collapsed despair of the creatures.
A few years later, [Master of the Secret Realm] [Founder of the Old Project] [Creator of the Evil God] Li Ming fell into deep thought.
"Why are all these people believing in my card now?"
.........
【Cthulhu】【Family Beast】【Encyclopedia】
[Don't worry about not understanding this book because you don't understand the Cthulhu system, I will introduce it very clearly! It is no exaggeration to say that you can read my book as an encyclopedia of Cthulhu! 】
Dragon, Snake, Yang God, The Twin Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, Shattered Void, Overturning the Clouds, Zhu Xian of Mount Shu, Perfect Covering the Sky, Snow Blade, Wind and Cloud Thunderbolt, Emperor's Divine Weapon, Fairy Sword Journey to the West, Primordial Gods, Immortals Seeking Demons, Eternal Life in the Wilderness, Swallowing the Starry Sky… Everything started with the mysterious Treasure Mirror of the Heavens.
In my previous life, I was a mortal, aging and dying; in this life, I must strive for the pinnacle of existence and immortality! Let me ask the heavens, is there eternity?
Travel through the heavens, roam throughout the myriad worlds, searching for the eternal way!
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