My name is Nohara Takeshi, and I live in Kasukabe. I have a younger brother named Nohara Shinnosuke, but he is not married because he is not old enough.

I attend a local primary school, where I'm not allowed to smoke and my sexual activity is restricted due to my age. Even the doctor says I'm physically and mentally healthy.

I have no extravagant desires and just want to live a peaceful life.

so...

Why is my deskmate called Kuze Shizuka!

I remember this is the world of Crayon Shin-chan, what the hell is Octopus Crack!

Seeing that the girl next to him had such strong resentment that it could even be called despair, and that she might imitate the American students on the other side of the ocean and start a school war at any time, Nohara Yi was terrified.

Is this world really for children?!

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[It’s more daily, even if you haven’t read the original work, it won’t affect your reading.]

[The timeline between Crayon Shin-chan and Octopus Pierce spans a long time, so the timeline of this book is neutralized and the background is set in 2009.]

This is the author's first novel, primarily for practice, and feedback is greatly appreciated. It starts with a D-class setting, is not a time-travel story, has no system, and some abilities are top-tier. The pacing is slow, adhering to original themes. If you enjoyed *Welcome to the Classroom of the Elite*, I invite you to check it out. Having ability is important, but giving it your all is equally crucial. Konoe Hirakawa is someone who dislikes trouble and wants to achieve high-value results with minimal effort. If something is too troublesome, he won't act even if it means sacrificing his own interests. However… “Konoe Hirakawa, if you keep giving up halfway and not giving your all, by the time you truly want to give it your all, it might be too late.”

What is ordinary? Average, nothing special. What is a human? The most advanced animal on Earth, the pinnacle of intelligence, the ruler of all species. If that's the definition, then I'm glad I can still be considered an ordinary person. At least, I can still be called a "human." However, my actions have always been 'misunderstood' by others. "Which kind of ordinary person are you talking about? Is it someone who doesn't have the wealthy life of the industrial and commercial bourgeoisie, nor the power of the ruling class? Or is it a god who can predict all events and treat them as ordinary, while still maintaining a human body?" Ichinose Honami: "Don't change the subject, Mu." Ayanokouji Kiyotaka: "If I'm not mistaken, you're the product of that plan." Ryuen Sho: "Even if there's absolute suspicion, you can't be that person; you're just a pawn being used." In Class B, Ichinose's confession forced me to bid farewell to my gray life.

Durin Kesma is the third child of the Kesma family. He has three brothers and two sisters beside two brothers and a sister. It can be said that it was one of the worst that Dulin’s family was born at least for the generation.

Isn't it true that these days, anyone who cosplays wears something?! Sakai Rie wanted to go in the water to cool down, but when she turned around, she saw the real person lying in the river. The two of them were speechless. "..." This is so ooc. Sakai Rie doesn't completely share the same ideas as Dazai Osamu, but they are similar in some aspects.

Shen Wuxu was forcibly bound by the system and traveled through time.

After defeating the system, he was anchored by the unknown, and his sanity was on the verge of collapse! He decided to summon the players!

On the verge of madness, he plays a musician who has fallen into darkness and, with his hoarse voice, draws back the curtain of this world.

"When bloody roses and thorns bloom, only fear is the most shocking." "Pursue deadly pleasure!"

In this absurd and weird world, see how he performs a grand feast.

The extraordinary dominates everything, and he creates the extraordinary!

Fictional, huge world view, plot-oriented, the fourth disaster.

[No female lead, no ambiguity, no CP, pure black wine (pure black!!! Don't read if you don't accept the original red-side characters being harmed!!! There is no outline!! I can't tell you in advance whether anyone will die!!! If you don't want to be hurt, don't click in!!!) ]

[The organization is privately owned and is not for details.]

[A lighthearted daily life filled with a twisted atmosphere (for the protagonist, it is a lighthearted daily life), an invincible article.]

[Extremely, extremely, extremely twisted! ! ! !]

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Ivey: "I love all my family dearly."

【Love is the most twisted curse.】

#If Zhu Fujingguang is not dead#

Organization: Scotland, we have a very important plan for you to complete! You have to remember to hide from those colleagues in the organization, such as gin, rye, bourbon, etc.

Public Security: Jing Guang, you did a good job undercover, keep lurking! What, over there Jiang Gu Ling? Oh, he had better not know such a dangerous task.

Jiang Gu Ling (Bourbon):? ? ?

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The book is also known as “My vest changed after a shot” and “The only real wine produced by the winery, he has gone bad.”

Two chapters a day, the current rules are added: the total daily reward is 10,000, and the daily limit is one chapter

[Detective Conan fanfiction, no romantic pairings, original pairings not broken] With an innate keen sense of smell, Takashima Munenori embarks on the path to becoming a police officer to uncover the truth behind his parents' deaths. Little did he know that after helping the police solve his first case, he would earn the nickname "human police dog." [Will involve real cases, Kindaichi cases, and cases from Japanese dramas, etc.]

[Natives vs. Time Travelers] [Semi-group portrait]

Time Traveler: Did you know! There are so many undercovers in the organization! This, this, and that, they are all undercovers!

Native (brewery): ...

Native (brewery): Thank you, now I know.

He took out his mobile phone, wrote down the email [Rye, Bourbon, and Kiel are suspected to be undercovers], and selected the recipient - Gin.

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Native (brewery): Actually, I have no ill will towards the undercover.

Native (brewery): The mastermind? No, don't use such a terrible word to describe me, I'm just a carrier of time travelers' gossip and gossip, at most adding a little trick...