Hello everyone, I'm Surtur, a professional toolman for five years... or even many. My contracting services include, but are not limited to, spreading the flames, destroying worlds, rescuing damsels in distress, playing cards with Slaanesh, slacking off, shipbuilding, driving, card-drawing, human-reason repairs, and so on. If needed, please post a notice in any tavern in Terra (the more shabby Terra) frequented by bounty hunters. Of course, I personally recommend contacting them through dreams. Our shop is short on staff, and I'm too busy on Terra to be an account manager. What? You want me to prove my skills? Come on, Levantine. Show this guy a Ragnarok! Tell him why I dare to take on such a delicate task! No reason. Simply because I'm Surtur!
“Humans are slaves to our genes. Family, friendship, and love are all programs controlled by our genes.”
“If there’s a turkey scientist on a farm who discovers that the farmer delivers food every day at noon, and on Easter Sunday, he announces this to the other turkeys, but the farmer doesn’t feed them that day and instead kills them all, how can we be sure that the laws of physics we discover aren’t just as ridiculous as the laws the turkey discovered?”
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When he woke up, Li Shuiwang found himself traveling to a short video creation competition in a parallel world.
When other contestants were doing anime commentary and spoofs, he chose the science track.
The audience was dismissive: Who would watch such boring stuff?
However, as the game progressed, the whole audience was boiling.
“No one can prove that the universe was not created five minutes ago, because all evidence of the universe’s existence, including your memories, could have been created by the Creator five minutes ago.”
"The probability of life arising spontaneously is as small as the probability of a tornado blowing through a garbage dump and assembling the scraps into an airplane. If you think that this can happen, then life must have arisen spontaneously. If you think that this cannot happen, then it must have been created."
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The contents of this book cover: parallel universes, dark forests, farmer hypothesis, Fermi paradox, super artificial intelligence, brain in a vat... 100 scientific and philosophical concepts that will subvert your worldview.
(The original protagonist's name was changed by Tomato, so the author changed the protagonist's name to Li Shuiwang. Please forgive me, my friends.)
"Yandere," "Girl Army," "Absolute Enslavement," "Villain," "Dual Heroines," "Vampires," "Apocalypse"
The obedient girl Su Mu in ordinary days has a rebellious personality and unusual sexual orientation, like a devilish, yandere little devil.
As the apocalypse descended, Su Mu, favored by the progenitor of the vampire clan, became a vampire demon princess, gaining vampire power and the psychic talent "Absolute Slavery".
Look down on my aloof and cool female disciplinary committee chairperson? Please play some "girl games" with me under my absolute subjugation!
Note: The female lead, Su Mu, is not a saint! She might do some inhuman and crazy things! Be prepared!
(P.S.: Due to the invasion of an alien god during the apocalypse, which caused a spacetime distortion, some familiar figures from the world of anime and manga may appear in the book. Don't be afraid of DNA mix-ups! "Anime and manga appearances will not affect the reading experience~")
The Outland God Anaric has many names. It is the evil god recognized by the secular world, the polluter of the world, the corrupter of souls, the invisible and intangible darkness and the end, leading everything to the end of collapse and extinction. The last time Anaric came to reality, all babies born within eleven years had no self-awareness, and only deformed bodies continued to devour and excrete endlessly.
However, believers who worship it claim that Anaric is the true god, the only god who has no origin and is not created, and has always existed. The gods that are widely worshipped today are nothing more than demons born from the breath of the true gods. To believe in them is to destroy the freedom of one's own soul.
Cesar doesn't know which is true and which is false, but Anaric's path has been like a bone-eating poison, filling his soul with madness. It is forcing him to step into the fate of the shadow of the evil god step by step.
Corruption is spreading, madness is spreading in people's hearts, religious disputes have set off wars of unprecedented intensity and scale, and various races are slaughtering each other with fanatical emotions, causing war, looting, plague, famine and death all over the world, and giving birth to more and more twisted evil things.
Who can be the savior? Anyone can, but he definitely can't.
[Abstract Entertainment] + [Modified (Original) Plot] + [Persecution (Redemption?) of the Player Character] + [Behind-the-Scenes Stories] + [Female Lead Included] + [Inhuman Literature]
[A heads-up: the main character has a serious illness!]
Zhou Mu transmigrates to the Star Iron World and unexpectedly obtains the "Fancy Death-Seeking System".
The system comes with the supernatural ability "incarnation in countless forms".
As long as his transformation is impactful enough, he can earn points to exchange for all sorts of good things, until he surpasses the Star God and becomes the very concept of death!
As a result, something started to go wrong throughout the entire Star Iron world.
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Luofu News Flash: Another livestreamer died today after vomiting blood while performing a livestream of "breaking a boulder on his chest." Experts speculate that this may be a meme virus from "Dr. Primal." The public is advised not to watch livestreams in the near future to prevent meme transmission.
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Star Train Urgent Report: Pioneer Walter Young has issued a bounty today, seeking to find a blond youth named "Otto Apocalypse" across the universe. The bounty is 5 billion credits, with the note: "Dead or alive, no questions asked."
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The Interstellar Peace Corporation today issued a global announcement, allocating 50 billion credits to apprehend "The Second Seat of the Fools," with the message, "This individual is extremely dangerous, and his ruthlessness rivals that of the Annihilation Lord. Please be extremely careful!"
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[A heads-up: This book contains tropes and romantic pairings. If you're sensitive to these, please don't read on!]
[Otto Live Stream (Ended) → Xiao Guizi (Ended) → Yuncheng Yanqing Yunli (Ended) → Abyss (Ended) → Kryptonian Yalilo (Ended) → Journey to the West (Ended) → Yuncheng Teyvat (Ongoing)]
[Strange Talk on Rules + National Destiny + Becoming a Woman + Reasoning and Decryption + Micro-Horror + Comedy]
The rule of ghost stories has descended on this planet, and the chosen ones from various countries are randomly selected to enter the world of ghost stories.
If a country fails to pass the test, a strange story will befall the country.
Xiaoyun obtains a cell phone that can predict the future and the ability to transform into someone else.
[Congratulations on getting SSS-level painted skin]
[Abilities: Skin replacement, death replacement, body enhancement]
[Skin change: can change into the appearance of the devoured person, and inherit some memories and abilities]
[Death in Substitute: When you die in the appearance of this person, you will not die, and the skin of the person who died in your place will disappear.]
[Body Enhancement: All physical values are improved. The more people you devour, the more your body is enhanced. Even if you become someone else, your physical values will remain the same.]
[Currently can only devour dead people]
"What the hell! Why is it a student wearing a lolita?"
"It's over. God is going to destroy China!"
"Damn, other countries are laughing at us"
[Two million words of exquisite and mysterious fan fiction have been completed]
As a college freshman, Cheng Jianxue received a message from her good friend Kongbai on the high-speed train to school.
Blank: Did you see that? The Lord of Mysteries game has been released!
Blank: #link
Cheng Jianxue subconsciously clicked on the link, and the phone screen suddenly turned into a white light. When she clicked again, the white light jumped out of the screen and swallowed her.
When she opened her eyes again, she passed through a pure white world and appeared in the "God-forsaken Land" with a brand new path.
This path seemed to have a mysterious connection with pure white, and seemed to have the power to purify pollution. Realizing all this, Cheng Jianxue looked at the residents of Yuecheng in front of him and spoke sincerely:
"Hello everyone, I am Pure White under the Lord's throne...
Liu Yang, a grassroot cadre of Chinese bureaucracy, by sheer coincidence entered the bed of a beautiful boss and thus starts the colorful stellar journey of our hero. He accompanies charming police women, exquisite nurses, graceful flight hostess, ripe female colleagues, mature female bosses, ingenious female managers and singer sisters to karaoke house under the shocked eyes of people.
This story is full of handsome men, witty women, beautiful emotions, thrilling official situations and logical offense. To find out how Liu Yang has made this perfect feast possible, let’s go on this journey together.
[Doomsday/Awakening/Team/No System/No Cultivation/Survive with Reason]
Torrential rains hit, primordial energy descended, humans were infected on a large scale, and the world underwent unknown changes. What was originally a gift from nature became the beginning of a disaster.
New forces awaken, order collapses, and morality becomes a laughing stock.
Where will the survivors go after natural disasters and man-made disasters?
Standing at the main seat in the central control room of Chaldea, the big screen in front of him had a conspicuous big word written on it - Final Game·Grand Time Temple Strategy Battle
"Have we finally come to this point..."
Looking at the empty seats below, Lin Qi closed his eyes, and everything he had experienced during this period flashed through his mind.
He opened his eyes, and there seemed to be a flame flickering in his pupils.
"I'm here, Goetia!"
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All members of Chaldea returned, but they fell into an uproar after seeing the conspicuous big screen and the inexplicable extra records.
"... Final Game·Grand Time Temple Strategy Battle, 1 person participated, and 0 people returned?"
Roman stared at the text displayed on the screen in a daze.