I, the poor monk Wu Se, was kicked down the mountain by my master. I awakened my innate divine eyes [Inner Demon Guide], which can see through all the good and evil in the world!
Master said that Buddhism is not a sword, and compassion is not a fist.
But I think that to deal with evil people, we have to use "physical Buddhism"!
[You see the real estate tycoon surrounded by black energy, and with a backhanded strike of the sword, he "cuts off his three thousand strands of worry"!]
If you encounter a bully bullying the weak on the street, use a set of "Vajra Fist" to force him to "become a Buddha on the spot"!
[You heard that the demon Quan Xing had committed many evil deeds, and sneered: "Donor, I think you have a connection with my Buddha!"]
You encountered a high-ranking Taoist priest from the Heavenly Master's Mansion on Mount Longhu, and due to a disagreement, a fight ensued: "Master Taoist, take one of my cassock demon-subduing techniques!"
A few years later, the name of a "mad monk" resounded throughout the world of extraordinary people, and countless evil people were terrified at the mention of "bald head".
And the evil woman Xia He, who had been accidentally broken by this poor monk and now fell into the devil's lair, also came to the door.
Xia He (licking her red lips): "Little monk, you've been hiding for so many years, isn't it time to come out? I want to see if you can still 'save' me now."
Zhang Lingyu (with a gloomy expression): "This evil woman is the root of all evil and must be killed! You monk, stop meddling in other people's business!"
Wu Se (holding a sword, with a solemn appearance): "Amitabha, I have resolved my karma myself."
"Witch, the sea of suffering is endless, turn back now. If reason doesn't make sense..."
"I, a poor monk, have no choice but to shave your head myself!"
This story is basically about someone going back to the past to help their younger self. But they go a little overboard, and as a result, their past self ends up falling in love with their present self. Then it’s all “No, no, we can’t do this!”… and things get messy from there…
Innocent younger x all-knowing-but-silent older
HE (Happy Ending), school life, reincarnation, self-top x self-bottom
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Tags: youth and romance, fated love, bickering couple, proximity romance
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An Yue
Shi Mingyuan
(Supporting characters have been eaten by the author.)
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One-line summary: You are the unwavering love of my life.
Theme: Hand in hand, let’s create a beautiful new life.
Shen Xi died of cancer and transmigrated into an indescribable xianxia novel, becoming a nine-tailed fox demon lord whose dantian had been shattered with a single slap and who had little time left to live.
The system coldly warned:
[Please capture Target No. 3, the righteous immortal fairy who is highly gifted and indifferent to beauty, or else you’ll die from the poison!]
Looking at the female lead, now tied up and her prisoner, Shen Xi lightly lifted her finger under Meng Yingxue’s chin. With a swish of her tail, she said lazily,
“If you want to save your junior sister and brother, then stay with me… heal me.”
Meng Yingxue was about to resist, when a voice floated softly through her consciousness—
“Fairy, just go along with it. This nine-tailed fox demon is your future wife!”
[Full story now complete. Succeeding "Arranged Marriage [Rebirth/Sentinel]"] Luo Xiying travels through time and becomes a villain twice. For the first time, she diligently plays the villain, even taking on a side role to save the heroine from an accident, dedicated to promoting harmony between men and women...
[The male protagonist of this book is not a good person. He is ruthless and decisive in achieving his goals, and is an egoist. In order to survive in this world full of malice (or perhaps that's how it is), he has no choice but to wear women's clothing, create one disguise after another, and continuously harvest the emotional value of the chosen ones.]
[Green tea] [Innocent lotus] [Scheming] [Crossdressing] [Vest] [Behind the scenes]
Yu Xiaofei (the protagonist), who was living a peaceful life, was hit by a car after get off work one day. When he regained his senses, like many of his predecessors, he arrived in another world with a small ball of light called the Emotion System. He became a child adopted by an old monk. In order to survive in this cruel world, he had no choice but to wear women's clothes and take the name Yu Xiaowan. He constantly maneuvered among various chosen ones to gain emotion points.
Yu Xinghai: Xiaowan is the purest girl I have ever met, and I will spend my whole life protecting her.
Ye Fan: I will protect Xiaowan's smile. Any man who has designs on Xiaowan will regret being born. Cough cough, except for me.
Long Chen: Xiao Wan, I offer you the position of Empress with this vast empire as my dowry. Are you willing?
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Yu Xiaofei: What does Yu Xiaowan's emotional debt have to do with me, Yu Xiaofei?
I traveled through the world of horsegirls and was adopted by the Satomi family. Arriving in Teresin, I stumbled upon my roommate, Dahanjing, a monster so powerful I couldn't defeat her. The scent of horse mint was refreshing. Since I can't defeat her, then why not? I'm going to run the Triple Crown! Sigh~ A flexible racewalker~ I came to Teresin for three reasons: money, money, and Tama's money! I have the Love Master system, but I'm a rebel by nature! Love? No! It's a love obstacle! What? Dahanjing wants to invite me to run the Triple Crown together? Humph! No way~ No way~ Not only am I not going, I'm going to annoy her with my constant rants! ——However, it wasn't until Dahanjing pinned Huiyi Baiju down that Baiju realized she might also be horse mint... [Introduction weak, please move on to the main text]
Pre-collection: "Dragon Girl's Interstellar Substitute Bride"—The Albino Koi Dragon Leaping Through the Dragon Gate vs. the Western Tyrant Dragon, Ruler of a Nation. Announcement: This article will be V-ed starting June 28, 2023, and will be updated regularly every day at 9:00 AM on Saturday after V. Recommending my completed novels of the same genre: "The Lord's Wife from the East" and "The Pharaoh's Fairytale Princess." In this article: In her previous life, Aresia was a thug who wantonly bullied her commoner rivals, but her efforts were always unsuccessful, ultimately ending in disastrous defeat. After reincarnating, Aresia, who rose from a commoner to a great mage, has been eager to beat her former self to wake her up. What's so good about men? Magic is her lifelong love! Later, a magical accident brought her back to her previous life. At this time, she was still a beloved duchess, about to enter the Royal Academy's magic department, and she hadn't even started those mindless tasks. It might seem tempting to rejuvenate and start over again, but after two hundred years of hard work in a world of high magic, where magic is ubiquitous, she finally achieved the status of Holy Mage. To suddenly be thrown back to the pre-liberation era is as unacceptable as a wealthy man suddenly becoming a pauper. Furthermore, Aresia has long been accustomed to the conveniences of magic. In her world, magical technology has transcended planetary boundaries and reached the cosmos, but this world's magical research is far behind. Magic is a special power accessible only to a select few, feared and revered, with no one considering using it to improve their lives. There aren't even the most basic magical streetlights, let alone basic infrastructure like magical furniture, magic networks, teleportation arrays, airships, and magical mounts. Most importantly, return the magic tower she painstakingly built to her! In the end, she realizes it's just a fresh start; she'll build it all sooner or later! Pairing: A research-loving magic lady versus a young knight with immense potential. (Title and copy are tentative and subject to revision, but the main theme remains unchanged.) Theme: To benefit the public.
To pass as an imperial concubine, one must be professional.
Actually, the profession of an imperial concubine is pretty good. The emperor will accompany you in eating and drinking, and even pay you for it. What’s not good about that?
【infrastructure】【 superpower】【 apocalypse】【 food】【1v1】
【allergic gourmet heroine 】x【 wealthy adopted son big stomach king male protagonist 】
On the night from one day, the blue star lost the moon and fell into pure darkness.
The sand and snow filled the sky, and the ashes appeared.
With the strange golden token from heaven, Lin Luyan, who has lived again for the rest of her life, tried her best to bind one of them and obtained the right to operate the doomsday restaurant.
【There are only three days left before the countdown to the end of the world!】
【Surviving humans must work hard to find high-quality shelters and seek refuge! 】
Lin Luyan's eyes were complicated, and she stared at the dilapidated little restaurant she had bound. The wind shook her face, and it was crowded and narrow, with only cheap pots and pans.
This. . . . . Is this the legendary refuge of mankind?
You Qiuqiu transmigrated into a book and became a cool female N number in the entertainment circle. The position is the supporting role that has no name.
In this world where people are struggling to get to the top and become a frequent visitor of hot search, looking at everyone around her who is full of ambitions, You Qiuqiu has no fluctuations in her heart and just wants to be a salted fish.
But even if she is a salted fish, in order to become a salted fish with a high quality of life, she is being forced to do business for money.
You Qiuqiu: Paralyzed Salted fish jpg.
So the audience saw this scene –
You Qiuqiu sits in the shady place with her little stick in the variety show while cheering for the guests who have a hard time playing the game with their hideous faces.
Other female stars show off their eighteen martial arts in the live broadcast room to sing and dance. The worst thing was to remove makeup from the live broadcast. You Qiuqiu took out five takeaways.
Today I’m going to show you a live broadcast of fried chicken, kebabs, ice cream, crayfish, and doughnuts.
Audience: “…”
When You Qiuqiu was photographed at the awards ceremony, a handsome man and beautiful woman were sitting dignified around her, but she was sleeping with her mouth open.
You Qiuqiu thinks she is most likely demand to cool down.
She just took a nap! How could she be photographed! So angry!
Then…let’s calm down. The salted fish didn’t want to waste too much brain cells. When she was forced to do business, she still has some money. There are two apartments in the city center, enough to be a charter wife.
Who knows, she is on fire.
Frequent searchers and ranked among the top.
Thousands of fans are crying and shouting, Qiuqiu, you are the cutest cub in the world, completely different from those coquettish bastards outside. MaMa (BaBa) loves you!
You Qiuqiu:???
Give it a go. The salted fish becomes a koi?