Also known as "As the reincarnation of the Immortal Emperor, I bumped into myself as a magical girl?"
Many years later, when Shen Qingyue looked at Shen Qingyue who was knocked to the ground by her, she couldn't help but recall the night when she came to this parallel world and was hit by Shen Qingyue's car, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
Shen Qingyue: Give me a chance, let me go, I won’t save you again!
Shen Qingyue: I'm sorry I don't have this chance anymore, because if I don't make a move, I won't be able to snatch you, the other me. After all, there are too many bad women who covet you. You can only belong to me, after all, we are one person!
Shen Qingyue: What’s going on? Why did you turn from an iceberg into a yandere? Hey!
Shen Qingyue: Of course it’s because it’s you. You shouldn’t have unlocked my heart.
Shen Qingyue: Help!
Shen Qingyue: No one will save you, hehe! (This book contains plots of changing marriages and marrying oneself)
Others were chased by fierce ghosts for three days and nights in this horror world. However, Su Qingxing, who was hiding in the group pretending to be a rookie, quietly waved to the ghost child over there and asked, “Xiao Ming, where is your mother?”
The “female ghost” drifted in, fearful: “Lord Guide!”
The story of a big shot from the underworld pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger*.
*扮猪吃老虎: bàn zhū chī lǎo hǔ: A Chinese idiom that means acting dumb/pretending to be weak to lower somebody’s security so that attacking (surprising) them is easier.
"The foolish princess of the fallen Byzantine nation calls herself the Invincible Sun, intent on restoring the glory of Rome." "In the frozen forests of the north, the roar of the King of the Wild Hunt echoes amidst the blizzard." "Heretical machinery is destroying the foundations of heaven. The navigator's charts have opened a passage to a new world, where the devil lurks, bewitching people with gold." "The iron cavalry of the steppes neighs, yet the shadow of Eternal Heaven lingers." "And I, your Messiah, the Son of God, the Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, the World Conqueror, the Sultan of Two Worlds, the Lord of Hosts commanding legions of angels and demons, have but one command." "Crusade! Crusade! Crusade!!!" [I have been a Messiah, this is not random writing] [Fantasy + historical remakes + mythology. The author has a 2.5 million-word collection of excellent books (blacklisted)...
Uehara Toru, a voice actor who had been in the industry for five years without ever landing a lead role, thought his career would continue to be fraught with difficulties. That is, until he accidentally overheard the secret of a popular female voice actress. Mizuno Inori, a highly popular and well-connected woman, turned out to be cunning and wanted to make a deal with him. Sakura Ayane, another top-tier voice actress who disliked men, insisted he pretend to be her boyfriend. And then there was the band member, Ii Serina, who suddenly appeared out of nowhere and became his henchman. The number of girls around him grew, and his career soared accordingly. A year later, Uehara Toru returned home to find his room completely occupied by these girls. He finally snapped. "I'm not your emotional crutch!" "Get this straight, whose house is this?!" Ignoring his protests, the girls used their own methods to get even closer. —The everyday love story of a voice actor and a crying girl band.
Chinese teacher: "Please summarize the main idea of this article."
Chinese class representative: "Through the author's description of the protagonist's multiple love stories, he explains to readers the true meaning of love. True love isn't about romantic moments, sweet words, or luxury cars and mansions, but about sharing joys and sorrows in the face of adversity, and supporting each other through the daily grind of life."
Political Science Class Representative: "Through his description of the protagonist's career as a profiteer, the author shows readers the turbulent changes in the world since the 1990s and bears witness to the great rise of our motherland over the past 30 years."
Math class representative: "The numerous instances of the protagonist making calculation errors in the text fully prove that the author's math must have been taught by a physical education teacher."
English class representative: "The author's protagonist, while traveling through Eastern Europe, repeatedly encounters setbacks due to language barriers, which fully demonstrates the importance of learning English."
A poor student, after waking up, lit a cigarette and expressed his objection: Why think so much?
I lived a very tiring life in my previous life, and I just want to live a carefree and happy life in this one.
Reborn in an island country, Dong Yeyu became a wild fox. When he was about to have a mental breakdown, he found that there was a system with him.
He was stunned for a second, and then he was ecstatic.
"The heaven and earth thank me! My parents thank me! I am a saint! I love the world! I benefit the people! I am willing to take on everything! Enjoy fame, wealth and power forever! The immortals receive fame, wealth and honor! All laws belong to me!"
With the ambition to become a god, Dong Yeyu prepared to practice for decades, transform into a human society, and achieve the ultimate goal that cannot be revealed.
Then, he suddenly found that the system had a small prefix.
"Gratitude system, only gratitude can get rewards... In other words, I am the legendary gratitude fox?"
Dong Yeyu was silent for a few seconds, raised his head, and was speechless.
But I am a male fox!
Li Shihao dropped out of Berkeley and came to Peninsula. After his successful debut with Peninsula, his popularity swept the world.
As a superstar, he is entangled with Korean and Chinese entertainment circles.
As a central air conditioner, many people know that there will be no results if they try to follow it, but they still rush into it like moths to a flame.
Life is short, enjoy it while you can.
In the long journey of life, who is the one who will accompany him throughout his life?
ps: The plot of this book is slow, so please don’t pay attention to the parts where the protagonist’s works conflict with reality.
[Urban Reasoning] + [Alternative Rebirth] + [Brain Explosion] + [He Runs, He Escapes, He Can't Fly]
Chen Xiao, who is seriously ill, can't help but look back on his life.
When he was young, he walked on the street, drank heavily, and had a bunch of bad friends around him.
Until he was dying, he regretted that the person he had let down the most in his life was his policewoman wife who had been waiting for him to come back.
When Chen Xiao opened his eyes again, he suddenly found that he was reborn in his youth.
This time, standing at the turning point of his life, Chen Xiao decided to turn over a new leaf.
Sister-in-law: "Sister, divorce, Chen Xiao is not doing his job properly!"
Wife's colleague: "Divorce quickly, Chen Xiao is not worthy of you, your future should be smooth sailing!"
Parents-in-law: "What kind of life are you living! Divorce as soon as possible, the next one will be better!"
Own parents: "Don't live if you can't live anymore. My old Chen family is not blessed to have such a rebellious son!"
Policewoman wife: "No, I don't want to divorce!"
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About My Life as a Sailor in Liyue: Anping's soul transmigrates to Teyvat, becoming a Liyue sailor. Inheriting the glorious traditions of the Liyue sailors, he embarks on the legendary voyage of a new sea king. The drunkards of Mondstadt taverns grit their teeth at the mention of his name, Liyue storytellers whisper tales of his secrets, and Anping frequently appears as the male protagonist in Inazuma's bestselling romance light novels. He is even considered an enemy on par with the Heavenly Principle by the Abyss Order...
[One woman, multiple men + a popular group favorite + all-male chastity + whistle direction + fake ABO]
Gu Xi traveled to the interstellar beast world and marked the empire's most powerful 4S admiral as soon as he arrived.
The admiral hated females. Although he was saved by Gu Xi's mark, he was unwilling to have a real marriage with her and sent her away with a piece of paper.
It wasn't until Gu Xi detected infinite mental power and infinite fertility that all the males in the galaxy were shocked!
The higher the female's mental strength, the more she can soothe the male and prevent him from dying from a mental breakdown.
Gu Xi had so many applications for beastly husbands that they could rank in a circle of Emperor Stars, and bigwigs from all walks of life begged Gu Xi to save them.
The gentle and gentlemanly Silver Fox Crown Prince was wearing a gauze robe: Xixi, although he, the snake orc, is gifted, but my Silver Fox people have a graceful figure, no worse than him.
The cold and world-weary Black Phoenix gazed at Gu Xi with affection in its eyes: It was you who allowed me to transform into a human form smoothly, and I only belong to you.
The irritable white wolf boy drooped his ears and begged Gu Xi to touch his belly with a surly look on his face: Sister, touch me, I am your little puppy.
There are also golden retrievers stuffed with sesame, little white rabbits with tearful eyes, and mermaid princes made of water...
Gu Xi had to groom different males every day, and she was so busy that she had no time to rest. The arrogant general even had red eyes and lowered his head to ask for a kiss from her: Gu Xi, the agreement is invalid, I regret it.