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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”
One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.
She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.
Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.
If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.
What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?
So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.
Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.
So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.
She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.
Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.
Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.
Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?
At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:
“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”
Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?
Wei Ying sneered:
“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”
Tian Tangjing: !!!
But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.
The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.
Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:
“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”
“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.
Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”
PS:
Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general
Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.
one day,
Chen Jing suddenly found that he could guess the lottery number!
You can guess that the stock goes up and down!
You can guess if the beautiful lady has a boyfriend…
Li Han accidentally downloaded an application called "Big Data APP", from which he could see other people's big data on love, work, consumption and other aspects.
By using big data to sell any product to customers, you can earn big data points. By consuming big data points, the APP can push the most suitable financial projects and love partners for you, and even predict the future.
From then on, Li Han embarked on a life of success and became a new generation of legendary investor.
But why is the girl recommended by the system as the most suitable person to be my wife the one I hate the most?
【Campus Life + Youthful Romance + Shura Field + Relaxed Comedy + Light Novel】
Jiang Yu was very panicked because he was about to die, but he unexpectedly awakened the golden finger and it seemed that he would not have to die again.
The corresponding one is...
[Host, please confess your love to the Student Union President Shangguan Xiyue. The mission reward is one year of life.]
For the sake of his own life, Jiang Yu confessed his love to the student union president Shangguan Xiyue at the freshman ceremony.
…………
Jiang Yu: "President Shangguan Xiyue, I like you. Can you date me?"
Shangguan Xiyue: "My dear classmate, this seems to be the first time we meet. You don't know me at all. What do you like about me?"
Jiang Yu: "Uh...actually I like the way you look at me with disgust."
Shangguan Xiyue: "Hehe..."
All the freshmen were shocked!
How can a person be so cruel?
【Mission successful, gain one year of life.】
…………
From this moment on, the gears of fate began to turn slowly.
One after another strange things happened around Jiang Yu, and small Shura fields also emerged around him.
Ordinary college student Shen Gu accidentally obtained a love assistance system after discovering that he had become a "spare tire"
The price is that you can't confess your feelings to any girl you like for three years [Ding Dong!] [The love support system has been activated, and the love game has begun] [Players can get a large amount of game currency rewards by conquering the designated target] [Complete the system's temporary tasks and get appropriate game currency rewards] [Game menu has been activated] [Exclusive mall has been activated] [Current game currency: 0] [System loading is complete, you can choose whether to uninstall after three years]
【Wish you a happy game】
[Try your best to fall in love, but do not express your feelings] [Once the host is found to have violated the rules, the system will automatically correct and punish them]
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This book is also known as "The Playboy Disciple Who Starts by Dominating the Cold and Aloof Master".
[System, rebellious disciple, multiple female characters, invincible among his peers, protagonist with growth potential.]
Gu Chun transmigrates to the world of cultivation and becomes bound to the Supreme Domination System.
The Supreme Domination System can control all things in the world.
Gu Chun bestowed the Subservient System upon his aloof master, and through mission rewards, gradually made his aloof master fall for him.
[Mandatory Task: Engage in Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation with Gu Chun.]
"Gu Chun, I have a favor to ask of you, could you..."
Gu Chun uses the Supreme Domination System to control the heroes of the heavens.
A gentle senior sister?
I will make you an empress who rules the world.
A yandere senior sister?
I will make you a living saint.
A magical herb?
Just obediently farm for me!
A celestial being reincarnated?
Become my vassal.
My dog?
Watch how I train you to become the Supreme Immortal Emperor!
All the heavens and myriad realms are under my control; everything is within my grasp!
Ye Tian: My friend, your fierce beast, the armored rhinoceros, is good. Can I touch it?
A certain proud girl nodded in confusion.
Ye Tian touched the armored rhinoceros and secretly copied the top defense talent of the armored rhinoceros.
Ye Tian: Friend, let's make friends.
Ye Tian stretched out his right hand, shook hands with the somewhat confused genius, secretly copied the other party's advanced cultivation talent, and showed a wretched smile.
Ye Tian, who traveled from 2019 to a hundred years later, said that in this era of talent, he has no talent that he can't copy with the talent of copying.
The world's strongest talent genius was born.
Ye Tian: My journey is the sea of stars!
For everyone who appears before me, I can choose whether to copy all their abilities to myself, or to copy the entire person and make the copy a servant who absolutely obeys me - this is the ability I have.
I have always chosen the first copy, after all, I am not interested in servants in reality.
Until one day, I suddenly discovered that I have another ability, that is, I can travel to the fantasy world through computers and mobile phones.
(Resident Evil game world view, fan-made soul travel, no system, single female protagonist Claire, consciousness control tracker)
Yang Ren traveled to the Resident Evil game world and gained the ability to control trackers from a former senior Umbrella employee named Nicholas Yang, even though he did not have the system's cheat code.
"I just want to protect my little Claire and continue the bloodline of the Red Land family."
Yang Ren, who possesses enormous power, finally experienced what "superhuman physical strength" means. The human body is really too weak.
Virus Ascension.exe, start!
【Going Crazy for Love】
Xu Huan traveled through the world of immortal cultivation with the Bagua Immortal Mirror, which could calculate everything in the world and know everything.
"The Immortal Mirror, tell me what good things are around."
[In front of the door, there is a beautiful girl from a wealthy family with superb water spirit roots.]
"Is there any opportunity nearby that I can use?"
[Three hundred feet away to the east, the four-legged tripod has a peerless inheritance.]
"When can I become an immortal?"
[At three quarters past noon, on the cliff in the back mountain, he jumped down and became an immortal.]
...
A Bagua mirror, a peach wood sword, and a half-length Taoist robe.
Xu Huan started from the Ten Thousand Mountains and traveled to the continent of mind and qi where all races coexist.
Open the gate of heaven, sing and walk, and become an immortal with one thought!