"How about you delete me?"

"Otherwise, every time I receive a message, I will think it's you."

Customer: "Is it okay for me to buy a house? Can you please stop sending me this kind of message?"

"Come to my house after get off work and explain it to my husband."

Lin Yuan traveled through a parallel world and found that he was participating in a variety show and was randomly selected to work as an agent.

When other people sell their houses, they beg their father and grandma to sue them. He is not doing his job properly when selling his house. He is either finishing his job or on the road to finishing his job.

Sell the noisy house near the railway to the deaf and mute!

Sell dark and damp apartments to people who make wine!

Sell the spooky haunted house to people who make suspense movies

Sold the house in the deep mountains and old forests to a weight loss center!

Netizens are confused: What the hell do you call this an agency? I believe him even if he is said to be a pimp!

Accidentally chosen by a deeply perverse law of nature, he must once again embody the glory of enslaving three thousand women and ascending to sainthood. Equipped with a magical little dark room called the Star Palace, the protagonist journeys through the universe, kidnapping, forcing, bewitching, and deceiving beautiful women. Imagine tricking a beautiful woman into going to KFC (for sex), then dumping her into a dark room and taking her away, only to continue committing the crime in another world. Isn't that thrilling and shameless? This is fiction, not reality! Therefore, the heroine must be completely unconventional. Those who aren't virgins are side characters, destined for horrible deaths! They don't even get the chance to be used as human urinals! 0① "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" [From Now On, Shameless]...

Traveling through the parallel world of Blue Star, my reputation as a top star has collapsed?

I awakened a system, and the system has a performance card prop, which can directly increase performance?

Fans:

"Haha, it's good that this dead scumbag has collapsed, this kind of person should be forgotten!"

"No, how come this dead scumbag's album has exceeded 9 million, are you sick, you still buy his albums after you stop being his fans?"

"No, the dead scumbag's online store is selling well? It's all fans buying? What kind of brainless fans, get out!"

"Ah, his box office has exceeded 5 billion again? People in the circle are saying that he has the most fans?"

"What about you said you would stop being his fans and black him for life? This is how you black him!??"

At the beginning, he encountered unspoken rules, and then he was taught to insert a knife into his ribs, and he was obviously wronged, and the truth was revealed, but he was forced to apologize by the brokerage company.

Chen Mo exploded with his backhand and concocted the first case of online defamation in the entertainment industry!

Refrigerated? Blocked? Feel free!

It's all crossed, who is still a star, I am the director, what are you in a hurry for?

[System + Reasoning to Solve Cases + Single Female Lead]

Deliveryman Su He accidentally got involved in a mu*der case, and at the same time bound a top-tier selection system! As long as he makes a choice, he will get a reward! With the help of the system, his life trajectory gradually deviates: Hey, I want to call the police, Mingjia Community, Building 2, Unit 603, someone committed mu*der… Yes, I’m safe now… Two people died… The mu*derer? Well, I locked him outside the door… I have no relationship with the deceased, I’m a deliveryman…

Officer Wen: Why do you, a deliveryman, always appear at the crime scene?…

Su He smiled and said, “If I say this is a coincidence, do you believe it?”

Qin Yan, a pure yang body that combusts when walking and breathes fire when angry, is known as the "walking city incinerator" and is only one sneeze away from exploding to death.

Ling Shuang, a pure yin body whose handshake can cause frostbite and breath can freeze, is called a "moving ice corpse cave" and is only a breeze away from turning into black ice.

They were originally two polar opposites who could not tolerate each other, but they became enemies after a furnace explosion in a clinic - and were forced to become "ill-fated partners" because of a huge compensation.

In order to survive, they had to practice the book "The True Explanation of Yin and Yang Harmony" which was despised by the righteous path.

Who would have thought that the opening section of the exercise is "Embracing Each Other to Transfer Qi", the middle section contains "Posture Diagrams", and the last section is labeled "Bath Together in the Spiritual Spring"...

As they practiced, furnace explosions became a daily routine, and freezing into ice sculptures and roasting into charcoal took turns happening. Even the notes of the seniors were filled with "hilarious" training experiences.

"Qin Yan! If you use your Yang energy to burn my hair again, I will freeze you in the ice cellar and use you as a popsicle!"

"Ling Shuang! If you use your Yin Qi to freeze my Dantian again, I'll throw you into the volcano and use you as a popsicle!"

From sabotaging each other to embracing each other in despair, from unlocking postures to communicating with each other's minds, this pair of "ice and fire enemies", amidst laughter and ambiguity, managed to turn the "unorthodox martial arts" that everyone hated into a chaotic way that stirred up the world.

When the villains tried to separate the origin of Yin and Yang, and when the world was on the verge of collapse, they finally understood:

The most extreme physical collision can create the most frivolous love, but it can also forge the most serious legend.

Many years later, a clinic put up a sign: "Specializing in treating imbalances of yin and yang, and improper qigong techniques. The owners and their spouses demonstrate their methods in person, and the results are remarkable (side effect: you might die of laughter)."

Jiang Jianxue Has Awakened.

To her dismay, she realizes she’s a death-seeking cannon fodder in a domineering CEO novel—a character who stirred up trouble everywhere and specifically bullied the gloomy villain before he turned dark! Throwing red wine, slapping him, stomping on his hands, treating him like a dog—she did it all. A 24k pure villainess.

After regaining her awareness, and in order to avoid being turned into a specimen by the villain in the future, Jiang Jianxue immediately stops bullying him.

What? The villain can’t afford tuition and has nowhere to stay?

She’ll pay! He can live with her!

After doing all that, Jiang Jianxue enjoys a sweet, peaceful sleep. She won’t be dissected, won’t have her family ruined, and won’t end up in utter poverty—what a great feeling!

But then, the gloomy villain starts clinging to her. He develops an extreme dependency and refuses to be separated from her for even a moment.

“Dressed up so nicely—who are you going to see?”

“Where are you going? Why didn’t you take me with you?”

“I love you, I love you, I like you—why won’t you look at me?”

Wait a minute—she really just wanted to save the villain and avoid being sliced into thin pieces. So how did the villain end up falling in love with her?!

Reborn into an ancient world filled with sword energy, he was adopted by an assassin master.

Don’t be surprised to discover that the martial arts in this world are more prosperous and thriving than he imagined. From high-ranking officials and nobles to ordinary people in the jianghu, all have martial arts by their side. In order not to become medicine residue that others can easily grab to practice their skills, he painfully practiced martial arts – acupoint striking, qinggong, mechanisms and traps, palm techniques, sword techniques, inner energy cultivation. Although endowed with astounding talents, he remains as steady as an old dog.

Reborn into this world, he doesn’t seek an exciting life, just a peaceful one where he can live to a hundred years old. Suddenly one day, a young female imperial guard was ordered to go undercover by his side, becoming his partner…

Qin Fei, an ordinary student who was consistently a poor student upon graduating from middle school, suddenly acquires a system—a god-level superpower system. This system allows Qin Fei to successfully gain admission to the city's best high school, completely changing his life. He not only steadily climbs the path to academic excellence, winning the hearts of numerous beautiful classmates and teachers, but he also undertakes various system tasks, helping classmates solve problems, catching thieves for policewomen, and clearing the names of celebrities, among other things. This poor student is truly extraordinary! However, this system seems to have some restrictions, forbidding Qin Fei from dating. No way, I'll insist on… A lighthearted and humorous slice-of-life story; please drive safely.

(No system, no rebirth, not a cool story, more about daily life, adapted from a true story)

There are always some words that cannot be said in time.

There is always someone who appears briefly and leaves.

One day you will recall the good old days with a smile through your tears.

There will also be a day when you will sincerely wish her a better life.

Our faces were red when we first met, and our eyes were red when we met again. I hope you and I can learn to cherish each other from this brief encounter, I hope lovers will eventually get married, and I hope the person I think about day and night will be by my side.

She said, “One day the best person will come around.”

I looked at her and said, "I think so too."