[1v1 sweet text]

The slag male tin foil is hot, and the slag girl has big waves.

Host, let’s abuse the scum together!

It’s okay to abuse scum, but…

The lonely and well-behaved boy took the corner of his clothes, “You are so sweet, don’t go!”

The evil charm is arrogantly nine thousand years old, picking his chin, “Hey, call me one more thousand years old~”

The picky eater, “Qingqing, don’t run, I’m hungry!”

The cold and abstinent doctor in white clasped his cold stethoscope, “Qing Qing is not behaved, my heartbeat speeds up again…”

The unparalleled prime minister in white gave a gentle smile, “You said I am your wife?”

! ! ! !

She’s here to complete the task, isn’t she here to fall in love?

System: What should I do if the host is an old hooligan with an explosive force value + snake essence disease attribute! ?

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

…

Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

In the previous life, Qin Ruan was trapped in family fighting and was framed to death.

When she returned from rebirth, she held her pregnancy list and leaned on her waist to the door of the famous Huo family in the capital.

Huo Sanye, the grandson of the Huo family, is rumored to be decisive, glamorous and noble, moody, and unreasonable.

The third master is going to marry a wife, and the other party is the illegitimate daughter found by the Qin family.

As soon as this news came out, the whole capital was exploded!

No one believes that an illegitimate daughter sits securely as the mother of Huo’s family, and everyone is waiting for their divorce.

With the rebirth ability technique, Qin Ruan set up a stall under the overpass, disturbing the major forces in the capital to reshuffle the cards.

The fourth generation golden grandson of the Huo family crawled out of Qin Ruan’s belly.

Her true identity was gradually revealed, and no one underestimated her for a while.

Year after year passed, Qin Ruan and Huo Sanye not only did not divorce, they also spread dog food on a daily basis.

Everyone started throwing bowls, and they were overwhelmed by this bowl of dog food!

——

small theater:

Qin Ruan: “Brother, you hit a peach blossom. I’m afraid there will be a bloody disaster recently.”

The famous actor sneered and turned away.

That night, the actor was in embarrassment and begged Qin Ruan: “Miss Qin, save me!”

Qin Ruan: “The boss, I think you are in a dark mood, I’m afraid you will die soon.”

The business giant was so angry that she almost overturned her stall.

But for two days, the gangster knelt in front of Qin Ruan, begging the master for help!

From then on, upstarts in the industry to famous families and famous families have regarded Qin Ruan as a guest.

——

The book is also called “The whole world is looking forward to our divorce”, “Huo Sanye is jealous again today”

[Single female lead][Sweet romance][Adorable child's daily life][No clichés]

A year ago, Ye Chen met a beautiful woman at a hotel.

A year later, Ye Chen suddenly received a call from a police officer. A pregnant woman was about to give birth and wanted to see him.

Later, Ye Chen learned that the pregnant woman was actually the beautiful woman he had met a year ago!

Most importantly, she was pregnant with his child!

Faced with such a predicament, Ye Chen, who was still in university, seemed at a loss!

*Ding! Don't panic, host! The Ultimate Daddy System is at your service!*

"Make the babies happy, and the reward will be a detached villa!!"

"Protect the babies, reward them with military-style boxing!!"

"Make formula for the babies, and you'll be rewarded with amazing cooking skills!!"

(The protagonist had no Dao companion and had always relied on mooching off senior brothers, sect elders, and others.) It was said that the female disciples of the Yin-Yang Sect changed Dao companions more frequently than they changed clothes. Attracted by this reputation, Li Chuan spent his entire savings to join the sect, only to discover that things weren’t as he’d imagined.

Nearly a year after entering the sect, he still hadn’t secured a single Dao companion.

Just as he began to suspect he’d been scammed, a peerlessly beautiful senior sister approached him and asked if he wanted to “form an immortal bond.” Those outside the cultivation world might not understand what “forming an immortal bond” meant. To put it plainly: long-term relationships were called Dao companions, while short-term flings were termed “immortal bonds.”

From that moment on, Li Chuan uncovered the correct method to interact with the fairies of the Yin-Yang Sect. As long as he had enough spirit stones, he could form connections with senior sisters, martial aunts, or even his master’s Dao companions—no one was beyond reach.

Rong Huang, the last nine-tailed golden phoenix in the Wutong Forest, relied on his soft and cute appearance to make heaven and earth. It is a scourge that is rare in the six realms for thousands of years.

Finally one day he couldn’t do anything, and he was abducted from the God Realm to continue to be the overlord.

Systematic Water: Do you want to dominate the campus, dominate the world, and become the most beautiful cub? Choose me choose me choose me!

Rong Huang (clench small fist): The villain is me, I am the villain, and I speak for the villain.

Rong Huang was the villain when the male and female masters were in love.

Rong Huang was acting as the villain when men and women were engaged in affairs.

The elegant and indifferent man dressed in white looked paranoid: “You were mine when you were born, and you will be mine for eternity.”

Then she became the villain’s wife.

Rong Huang: “???”

"Tang San, give up. No matter how strong you are, I, Yu Tianyan, will always be above you."

First Martial Soul: Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus

Second Martial Soul: Fallen Heart Flame

"If you use the Clear Sky Hammer to smash my Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex, I will unleash the Fallen Heart Flame to burn your wife! Tang Hao, I advise you to calm down."

【Military Marriage + Era + System + Face-Slapping + Sweet Love】

In her previous life, Lu Yunxiang was cheated all her life by her cousin who was as indifferent as a chrysanthemum and kind as a saint.

The job she had finally gotten was given to someone else by her cousin.

Her cousin signed her up to go to the countryside, where she suffered a lot.

She studied hard late into the night and got into the university, but her cousin snatched the spot away from her.

She felt wronged and cried at the top of her lungs, but her cousin mocked her condescendingly: "It's your honor to be able to help others, you should be grateful."

By exploiting her, her cousin gained a reputation for being indifferent to fame and fortune and being kind and pure.

She became a bad person who was good for nothing and petty in the eyes of others.

When she reached middle age, she discovered that her cousin had an affair with her husband and even had a 20-year-old illegitimate child.

Cousin: "You can't give birth. Your family business is so big that it cannot be without an heir. I am helping you. You should thank me."

The husband protected his cousin and showed disgust towards her: "Xiaoxue never thought of arguing with you. Are you trying to force her to death by making such a fuss?"

Lu Yunxiang was so angry that he went crazy.

After being reborn, she looked at her cousin who was as gentle as a chrysanthemum.

Good, good! She's going crazy!

As long as she has no morals, morality cannot hold her hostage!

Damn both the scumbag and the evil woman!

*

Because the merit system saved a soldier with sharp eyebrows, bright eyes, broad waist and narrow hips, and a cold temperament.

Ji Mingjing: "Marry me, I'll hand over your salary to you, and I'll buy you the best three rings and one turn."

"Need not……"

Ji Mingjing took off his shirt, revealing his strong muscular body.

"I can let you eat meat every day."

marry!

Ni Yang, a modern businesswoman, is reborn in her seventeenth year.

The year is 1983.

In an era that favors boys over girls, Ni Yang revises her tragic fate from her previous life, skirmishes in the mall, and overcomes the most challenging obstacles, achieving success step by step - a radiant progress.

Observe how Ni Yang, with her petite but capable hands, overturns her fate from an ordinary rural girl to become the richest woman of her time.

However, in the process of building her wealth, Ni Yang inadvertently attracts the attention of a mysterious magnate.

So, the aloof and mysterious magnate in the eyes of outsiders transforms into a devoted husband, becoming an outright 'wife slave'.

From then on, 'wife is Heaven', 'serving wife is duty'.

This story is also known as "The Years When the Female Lead Conquered".

[Decisive killing, BOSS flow, pure Naruto system, respect for character setting, single female protagonist]

Kyosuke traveled through the Warring States Period and became an ordinary member of the Uchiha clan.

At that time, Madara was still a teenager, the God of Ninja was still figuring out how to skip stones on the water, Black Zetsu was thinking about how to split the moon to save his mother, and Isshiki was hiding in the temple, eating vegetarian food and chanting Buddhist scriptures.

Young Kyosuke joined the battlefield, and fortunately he awakened the redemption system, using the points gained by killing enemies to exchange for various abilities.

Samsara Eye, item level SSS, requires 200,000 points to redeem.

Sacred tree seeds, item level SSS, require 200,000 points to redeem.

The Dao-seeking Jade, item level SSS, requires 200,000 points to redeem.

Yomi Hirasaka, item level SS, requires 100,000 points to redeem.

Uchiha Madara: Kyosuke, if you and I join forces, we can definitely destroy the Senju clan!

Hashirama Senju: My friend, let us fulfill our dream of establishing Konoha Village together!

Black Zetsu: Please help me save my mother!

Uzumaki Mito: You promised to marry me, do you want to go back on your word?

Kaguya Otsutsuki: Oh no, the clan’s law enforcement team is coming, Kyosuke, come with me to fight the enemy!

Isshiki Otsutsuki: Impossible, how could you know my unique eye technique?!

Uchiha Kyosuke: What's impossible? I'm even going to the moon!