What do you think is the most important thing in cultivating immortality?
Years later, when Lu Changyuan, who had already attained immortality, opened the sword manual and prepared to write down his insights on becoming an immortal, he encountered the following problem.
A moment later, Lu Changyuan picked up his pen and wrote: "Stay away from the demoness."
So I turned to the second page.
"Which would you choose as your Daoist partner, a fairy or a demoness?"
This time, not a single breath is needed.
"I won't choose any of them, I'll kill them all."
A melodious, ethereal voice came from beside him, and a beautiful fairy in a white dress pointed her sword at Lu Changyuan's neck: "Rewrite it."
So Lu Changyuan picked up his pen and rewrote it.
"Fairy."
Unfortunately, the sword at his neck did not leave.
Lu Changyuan had no choice but to rewrite it again.
"Witch, I shouldn't have saved you back then, really."
So he looked up and saw that it wasn't a fairy at all.
That must be a vixen with a heart more venomous than a red serpent and a face more beautiful than a goddess.
Lu Changyuan then remembered.
Because of the evil he committed, there are no more fairies in the cultivation world, only demonesses.
[Alternate History + Time Travel + System + Wife Acquisition + Conquest] Transmigrating to a chaotic world, I never expected to start with a wife. Born with heterochromia? An ominous woman! A beauty capable of captivating a nation! Since you all avoid me like the plague, then I won't be polite! [Ding! The Strongest Killing System successfully bound; killing makes you stronger!] With beauties in my arms and a system at my disposal, who can rival me in this world!
Having transmigrated to the world of One Piece, Aegis set himself a goal: to defeat the Four Emperors and the Admirals within two and a half years, and overthrow the Celestial Dragons' rule. However, nearly 20 years later, what Four Emperors and Admirals? What Pirate King? What Marine Admiral? What One Piece? What justice? What World Government? To hell with them all! Facing the chaotic sea once more, Aegis decided to go home, settle down, and live a peaceful life.
"So you're saying you're attacking me just because I'm ugly?" "Attacking me, the one who has always provided shelter and helped you through your ignorant era?" "Is there no justice? Is there no law?!" Facing the excitedly waving tentacles before her, the knight who came to attack looked at her with disgust. "Please don't spit on my clothes; it's a hassle to clean them up afterwards." "Also, don't play dumb. Why do carefully selected female knights and mages come to attack you at this time every year... Don't you have any idea?" "Tell me, are we going to go through the motions or just surrender?" "I'm in a hurry."... Years later, facing the female knight order, Grimm, sitting on his throne, would always recall that night when he first took in a defeated female knight. "I just wanted someone to teach me to read, what were you idiots thinking?" "And next time, please send a big one." "I like big ones." ——————A serious farming story in a magical world. Really.
School beauty Su Nianwei, desperate to curry favor with the top genius, publicly broke off their engagement in front of the entire school and major media outlets, utterly belittling Jiang Lue: "Jiang Lue, your talent is mediocre; you're destined to be a stain on my and Tianjiao's lives!" Jiang Lue became the laughingstock of the entire city. However, just when he was utterly humiliated, Su Nianwei's legendary aunt—Situ Dai, the most beautiful woman in Rongcheng and the saintess of the martial arts holy land—stepped in to help him out because of a long-buried family debt. Driven mad with jealousy, Su Nianwei secretly drugged Jiang Lue, intending to embarrass him, but by a twist of fate, he ended up spending the night with Situ Dai.
"Ding! God-level Return System activated, bound to: Situ Dai!"
Situ Dai possessed the "Exquisite Body," a rare talent appearing only once in ten thousand years. For a single day of her cultivation, Jiang Lue received a hundredfold increase in benefits, awakening his "Chaotic Divine Body"! She broke through to the Grandmaster level, while Jiang Lue instantly ascended to the peak of the Great Grandmaster realm! Jiang Lue chose to conceal his abilities, outwardly remaining the "useless" man who had been jilted. When Su Nianwei and her new, exceptionally talented lover swaggered through the freshman competition, Jiang Lue crushed them with a single finger. When alien races invaded from the stars, and Situ Dai fought valiantly, Jiang Lue strolled leisurely amidst the enemy army, annihilating a demon king with a single punch. The entire city was shocked! Su Nianwei was heartbroken and begged for reconciliation, but Jiang Lue merely watched her indifferently, standing beside the radiant Situ Dai.
Inheriting his parents' debts at age 18: 2 million mu of land where "everything that's planted dies," and a massive debt of hundreds of millions!
The "Billion-Fold Critical Hit Return System" is activated, but the options are terrible ⚡️:
Postpartum care for sows?
A cursed crow?
Grandmaster-level bone-dislocating technique?
Choose C! The robber's joints were dislocated, and his screams echoed through the alley!
The man who saved the nation's goddess, Su Tang, turned out to be the beloved son of one of the founding fathers!
"Grandpa wants to see you." The Ice Goddess broke down in her defenses and extended an invitation.
The wealthy family banquet mocked him for trying to climb the social ladder.
Lin Shengsheng opens the box, and the intense aroma of the fiery red strawberries explodes! 999 yuan per jin? Military certified: "Special Forces Supply! Improves Physical Fitness!"
While reclining on a chair, he was practicing mindfulness breathing, which others mistook for lying down. In reality, he was using this technique to intimidate his opponent through flow combat!
National mission: Rent a desert for 1 yuan, turn it into an oasis in ten years!
He made a solemn pledge: "Ten years from now, my backyard will be mine!"
"Project Blue Flame" burns away the wasteland!
Reclining in a deckchair, gazing at the vast expanse of green:
"Lying flat? I'm seeking enlightenment through science!"
"System, critical hit!—Bring me the desert black technology!"
"My dishes are for those who know their value (and those who protect the country)."
After transmigrating, Sun He becomes the first male captain of an all-female interstellar fleet. He faces dilapidated and outdated starships, impoverished living conditions, and the fleet's impending disbandment. No starships? Then they'll build their own! From interstellar frigates to interstellar destroyers and interstellar battlecruisers, they'll build whatever they need. The massive interstellar battleships with their enormous cannons are ready to slaughter upon entering the battlefield! And then there are the interstellar carriers leading drones and interstellar fighters across the cosmos! They'll bring you a taste of despair. The known universe is currently researching T4 technology.
The soul of a second-generation rich guy from a parallel universe traveled back to the year 2002.
From sightseeing to living seriously, I found that life is getting more and more outrageous.
If you don’t want to be a donkey or a horse, you can only be a cow or a horse.
The skills that were originally used to gain points became his hobby.
The young eunuch shouting "Long live the emperor" in the Forbidden City.
The Japanese soldiers were screaming and shouting in the dark smoke.
The Eastern Factory directly manages the Embroidered Uniform Guard, which is responsible for maintaining imperial power.
A silly son who can't express his sadness.
A father who will do anything to protect his daughter.
…
…
Looking back again in a daze, he realized that the road to becoming a movie star was full of wasted time.
[Urban setting + imaginative plot + slice-of-life + system + fast-paced, satisfying story]
Unemployed at the age of forty, Li Yu contemplated suicide.
One phone call gave him a new lease on life!
"Li Yu, I'm pregnant with your children, quadruplets!"
On the other end of the phone was the stunning flight attendant who had a passionate night with Li Yu two months ago.
Looking at the four fetal heartbeats on the ultrasound report, Li Yu gritted her teeth and decided: I'll give birth! I'll raise them!
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for making the right choice! The Super Dad System has officially awakened!]
[New Player Gift Pack: Reward includes a Dragon Soaring Villa worth 60 million!]
[The host prepares food for his wife for the first time; reward: God-level cooking skills!]
[Intimate Interaction: Kiss your wife and get a cash reward of five million!]
[Overflowing with fatherly love: A million yuan cash reward for the first time the baby's heartbeat was heard!]
[The host actively learns about childcare and is rewarded with the god-level skill "Photographic Memory".]
...
Li Yu was stunned. As long as you treat your wife and children well, you can make money indefinitely? And you can even improve various skills?
From then on, Li Yu became a doting husband and father, spending money like water on them.
Everyone was dumbfounded: No, what gives a middle-aged dad the right to be so arrogant?
(Due to an internship, I haven't been able to update for a while, so the number of people following me is low, but I'm still trying my best to update.)
【Mygo】+【Lonely Rock】+【GBC Crying Girl Band】
(Daily life, gravity, music, genius, and a little bit of a schemer)
What kind of collisions would occur if a former member of a world-class genius band encountered various gravity-defying girls?
Nina, her childhood friend; Ichiri Goto, who lives in the stairwell; An and Subaru, who are good at being cute; and Akari Takamatsu, who is always talking about lifelong commitment!
My stress tolerance is higher than yours! I'm a cure for all kinds of gravity-defying girls!
Nina: Not going to school!
Takamatsu Akari: A lifetime...
Yoro Nai: An interesting man!
Goto Ichiri: This is my dowry that my mother saved for me, please forgive me, Lord Bai!
Shoko Toyokawa: I can only play for you!
Nagasaki Motoyo: Oh my god! No white stuff!
Tomokazu Ebizuka: You feel more like family to me...
After Mu Bai pulled the gravity-affected girls out of the abyss...
Only then did everyone realize that the one who was trapped the deepest in the abyss was actually himself...
Chihaya Aine: Look at me! Look at me!
Tags: Takamatsu Akari, Shiina Tatsuki, Kaname Rakuna, Nagasaki Momoyo, Chihaya Ayane, Izayoi Nina, Kawahara Momoka, Rupa, Ebizuka Satoshi, Yasuwa Subaru, 486, Goto Ichiri, Kita Ikuyo, Ijichi Nijika, Yamada Ryo, mygo, gbc, Lonely Rock, bangdream