I, the poor monk Wu Se, was kicked down the mountain by my master. I awakened my innate divine eyes [Inner Demon Guide], which can see through all the good and evil in the world!
Master said that Buddhism is not a sword, and compassion is not a fist.
But I think that to deal with evil people, we have to use "physical Buddhism"!
[You see the real estate tycoon surrounded by black energy, and with a backhanded strike of the sword, he "cuts off his three thousand strands of worry"!]
If you encounter a bully bullying the weak on the street, use a set of "Vajra Fist" to force him to "become a Buddha on the spot"!
[You heard that the demon Quan Xing had committed many evil deeds, and sneered: "Donor, I think you have a connection with my Buddha!"]
You encountered a high-ranking Taoist priest from the Heavenly Master's Mansion on Mount Longhu, and due to a disagreement, a fight ensued: "Master Taoist, take one of my cassock demon-subduing techniques!"
A few years later, the name of a "mad monk" resounded throughout the world of extraordinary people, and countless evil people were terrified at the mention of "bald head".
And the evil woman Xia He, who had been accidentally broken by this poor monk and now fell into the devil's lair, also came to the door.
Xia He (licking her red lips): "Little monk, you've been hiding for so many years, isn't it time to come out? I want to see if you can still 'save' me now."
Zhang Lingyu (with a gloomy expression): "This evil woman is the root of all evil and must be killed! You monk, stop meddling in other people's business!"
Wu Se (holding a sword, with a solemn appearance): "Amitabha, I have resolved my karma myself."
"Witch, the sea of suffering is endless, turn back now. If reason doesn't make sense..."
"I, a poor monk, have no choice but to shave your head myself!"
[Prime Minister Cao] + [No System] + [Not Brainless] + [Alternate Universe]
A top parenting expert travels through history to a dynasty where the mortality rate of royal heirs is extremely high.
With the world collapsing at the start, his first task was to help the imperial concubine with her milk!
The imperial harem had three thousand beauties, and none of them were easy to deal with.
Shen Yulou worked as a nanny during the day and a male postpartum caregiver at night. He originally thought that the palace would be easy to navigate, but he never expected that he could only survive in the cracks!
The Imperial Concubine needs to stimulate lactation, the Empress needs to prepare for pregnancy, and the Princess needs to learn a skill—Shen Yulou is finding it difficult to cope!
Shinjiro was transported to the world of Bleach, becoming a human without spiritual power, unable to even defeat an ordinary Hollow. Fortunately, he obtained the [Life Simulation System], allowing him to experience the lives of different girls, change their life trajectories, increase their affection, and obtain rewards. He thought that since it was a simulated world, he could save girls but not take responsibility, and he was just a legend. But unexpectedly, one day, they all came knocking on his door? Rukia grabbed Shinjiro's collar, her little boots stomping on his chest, "Bastard! You've lied to me for so many years, and you think you can just walk away?" Retsu Unohana smiled and drew her sword: "How's your swordsmanship improving?" Rangiku Matsumoto squinted, "You used to say you only loved me, what's with these people now?" She glanced at Momo Hinamori, Soi Fon, and Ori Inoue behind her...
997 signed a contract with a cute new host named Aqi, and coaxed (crossed out) to bind him permanently. He soon discovered that the new host, who seemed well-behaved and honest, had two faces.
The first world: A woman disguised as a prince, her father, a prince of a different surname, is about to rebel, but ultimately fails and his entire family is wiped out. At the crucial moment, Ah Qi decisively knocks her father unconscious with a single blow, making rebellion impossible. To prevent her father from causing trouble and bringing harm to the family, she brews a delicious mushroom soup and lets him spend the rest of his life catching villains.
Emperor: I heard that someone was rebelling, so I set up a tight net and waited all night. May I ask where the rebels are?
In the second world, a famous star uses his resources to help a scumbag, but in the end, he is ruined by the scumbag? Ah Rui says that with her around, the scumbag will never be able to make a name for himself, and he will be the only one to be ruined.
The third world: On the wedding night, the groom ran away, leaving her to take care of the whole family? Ah Qi's eyes curved, and she learned about the evil wife in the family!
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997 gradually accepted his fate, until one day he discovered that his host had another secret, and he was shocked!
997: Host, you make me feel very strange.
A’qi: It would be nice if we were more familiar with each other.
997: ...
[1v1, male protagonist fragments, ultimate love brain, may not appear in some worlds due to the setting]
[It's MyGo!!!!!(mygo)/(Lost Sons) + Girls Band Cry(GBC)/Crying Girls Band]
(Slow-burn, rescue, daily life, relaxed, gravity, twist, open ending if line)
When Kawahara Momoka and Isen Rina picked him up from that rainy night,
What is he looking for again?
Looking for your former home?
Looking for the most important person in your life?
Looking for the meaning of your existence?
Looking for your empty, non-existent heart?
“What is the meaning of my existence?”
The black-haired boy questioned himself
The voices around him seemed to say to him:
You have no meaning in existence...
Several voices appeared to refute
"Brother Lin... is the most important!"
The red-haired girl called out
"I want to be...your God!"
The gray-haired girl who is no longer autistic declares this
"Give me the middle finger!"
But this time, they hooked their fate with their little fingers.
"Moving forward in confusion!"
They used their fists to disperse the darkness before them.
[The First Emperor, Unifying the World Under Heaven][By the Mandate of Heaven, May His Reign Be Long and Prosperous][Cai'er, Childhood Sweetheart]
Yan Qianqiu travels to the Holy Demon Continent.
He was diagnosed with full innate spiritual power at the age of three, making him a chosen one of the gods in the cycle of reincarnation.
The Spirit Furnace that gave birth to the Six Paths of Reincarnation divides the power of the six paths.
The Way of Heaven and the interaction between Heaven and Man are governed by the Heavenly Sword, which controls the destiny of all things.
The Asura is unparalleled in slaughter, wielding the Asura Purgatory Sword to judge the lives of all.
The Human Path: discerning and identifying… The Animal Path: taming the ancestor of all beasts… The Hell Path: devouring the demonic body of heaven… The Hungry Ghost Path: controlling the spirits of the dead.
Yulong Pass
Yan Qianqiu wore the Devouring Demon Armor, carried the Slaughtering Hundreds of Heads on his back, and held the Heavenly Dao Heavenly Question Sword in his hand. Behind him, all beasts paid homage, and all spirits bowed in reverence.
He looked at the Demon Emperor, his voice resounding through the heavens, "The overthrow of the seventy-two Demon Gods begins today!"
...From then on,
The rebellious demonic dragon clan became the beasts seated by the First Emperor, bowing and receiving his divine favor.
Qi Xueqin was reborn back to the time when she was working and gaining experience in the countryside. Her only wish in this life is to live a good life with the man she forcibly took from her in her previous life. But a problem arises: he hasn't fallen in love with her yet! How can she make this academic genius fall in love with her? That is the question. [Li Yue]
[Many children, many blessings + System + Empress + Satisfying story + Invincible]
Bad news: I, the deposed crown prince Jiang Yuan, am exiled three thousand miles away right from the start!
Good news: A stunningly beautiful empress has actually come to my door asking me to marry her!
On my wedding night, I awakened the [Human Race Inheritance] system!
As long as you have a child with the Empress, you will receive a hundredfold return!
My eldest son was born with the innate Human Emperor Sword Body, and I was directly given a hundred years of cultivation power!
My enemies sent a Golden Core expert to silence me, mocking me as just a powerless mortal.
Little did I know, my son, who was just a month old, casually waved his hand, unleashing a sword aura that stretched for ten thousand feet, instantly killing a Golden Core cultivator!
My second daughter was born, possessing the body of a hundred herbs, and I became a master alchemist!
The birth of my third son bestowed upon me a Daoist embryo of array formation, and I will wield the eternal killing array!
I am still just a mortal, but my children seem to be a bit too strong?
Years later, my arch-enemy led a million-strong army to the city gates, mocking me for having no cultivation.
Behind me, a group of toddlers, around a few years old, stepped out and asked in their childish voices:
"Father, which holy land will we destroy today?"
[Early Teyvat, later Teyvat + Earth] [The Four Shadows will have more and more screen time and become T0 contenders, don't worry] [The issue of not retaliating has been initially fixed, but there may be omissions. You can tag the author to let them know so they can be corrected.] He transmigrated to Teyvat, becoming the younger brother of one of the original Four Shadows, and intended to groom him as his successor. However, Zhao Ziying only felt oppressed here. Because none of his four older sisters were normal. One was always busy with work, loving humanity and offering help, but was beaten by her boss and later tried hard to save the family. Another was possessed and became obsessed with creating strange creatures in her space, destroying them if they weren't suitable. Another was clearly powerful, but pretended to be stupid and slack off all day. Another took advantage of her boss's absence, saying she was going out to work and then never returned. He didn't want to live like this for a second longer. So, when no one was paying attention, he went to Teyvat to find the purple-haired older sister from before. At first, the four of them didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just a child throwing a tantrum and that she would come back after her anger subsided. But when they heard that Zhao Ziying was going to inherit the throne of Narukami, they panicked and rushed to the castle tower. "Stop fooling around, Xiaoying, come home with me. How can a mere mortal ruler be worthy of you?" At that moment, a woman in a white dress and an eye patch approached him, smiling, "Come with me, I can show you the inner workings of the moon." Just as Zhao Ziying was completely bewildered, a pair of slender hands rested on his shoulders, and a gentle yet terrifying voice came from behind him: "Xiaoying, you promised to stay with me this life, right?"
Wen Chan, who had just retired from the Quick-Travel Villain Department, opened her eyes and found herself traveling again.
She remembered that when she was a villain, the system told her that after the mission was over, it would compensate her with various handsome men.
Ok, family, it’s finally her turn to have a sweet love!
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In the small town dungeon, players from all walks of life fight desperately with terrifying monsters just to get the key to pass the level from them.
Wen Chan hugged her trembling boyfriend and comforted him softly, "Don't be afraid, I will protect you."
In the cruise ship dungeon, players not only have to fight against sea monsters, but also have to prevent counterattacks from NPCs and players.
Wen Chan pulled her boyfriend, who was as soft as boneless, and whispered to him, "You must follow me closely, okay?"
In the ghost story copy, players from all walks of life abide by strange rules while exploring the truth and trying to escape.
Wen Chan went to watch the show with her timid boyfriend Gossip, "Remember not to play with this group of weird people, it makes you stupid just looking at them."
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While others are running for their lives, Wen Chan is looking for a partner.
While others were solving puzzles, Wen Chan was dating.
Player: "Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?"
Wen Chan's pupils were shocked: "Huh? Isn't this the welfare bureau given to me by the quick-travel system?"
Player: "Quick travel is a thing from hundreds of years ago. This is a horror game dungeon!"
Wen Chan: "..."
The "delicate" boyfriend behind her stretched out his dark tentacles and wrapped them around her waist: "Baby, I'm already clean, come and love me~"
Wen Chan: "I don't care! This is the benefit given to me!"
Players: “…”
This love-brained guy has a clear rate of 0, why is he still alive!