School beauty: "Wang Yi, my legs are sore, let me massage them..."

School beauty: "Wang Yi, you're afraid of the dark, hold my hand..."

School beauty: "Wang Yi, you're mine now, you can't escape!"

...

When Wang Yi woke up, he found himself reborn 20 years ago at the college entrance examination site.

Faced with an exam paper that seemed like gibberish, I was completely dumbfounded.

Not only did he not do well on the exam, but he also got a beating from the school beauty after she rode on him.

Am I shameless?

Fine, I've given you my face, and I've given you my body!

School beauty: Wang Yi, I've taken the blame for you. The burden is too heavy, so you carry me instead!

High-level hunters often appear before you as prey.

Wang Yi discovered that he had become her prey at the age of seven.

She really is the sixth child!

………………

Only by living life again can one truly understand what they missed in their past life!

Reborn and setting sail to make up for regrets, he wants to live a life of youthful exuberance, living up to his prime and knowing the meaning of life!

[No system + No rebirth + Freeloader MC + Straightforward + Multiple Heroines + Heavy Taste + Perverted + Lighthearted Comedy]

From elementary school through university, Su Chen always believed he was heaven’s favorite, blessed to have both his white moonlight and childhood sweetheart, Bai Shaoxin.

He thought they were destined for a smooth journey to the altar—

until everything changed with the arrival of a freshman junior.

That junior constantly inserted himself into their lives, showering Bai Shaoxin with attention and flattery.

Su Chen endured again and again… until he finally snapped on their 8-year anniversary!

He beat up the junior, and with that, ended his eight-year-long relationship with Bai Shaoxin.

Lin Shaobai traveled through time and space and became a freshman in the Performance Department of Beijing Film Academy in 2017.

Since traveling through time, Lin Shaobai said that he would seize every opportunity to become the new generation of top-tier in this traffic era.

He began to make movies with the nation's first love, became classmates with the popular young actress, and communicated with the beautiful senior sister about acting skills...

—— Lin Shaobai thought that his top-tier plan would move forward steadily, but who would have thought that on a dark and windy night, he would suddenly be pulled out by the young actress to confess his love.

"Mortal, don't you want to taste the taste of a fairy?"

"Well... the last person confessed in the same way."

[Huayu, funny, daily life, love]

[Huayu Peninsula has it all, Huayu's main young actress]

"I became a magical girl for you." "More scorching than hope, deeper than despair, that is love." "You probably don't understand, do you? You understand nothing." "This is what a magical girl is! This is what I wanted to see! Hahaha, that's it, this is what I love!" "An unpredictable stage of fate, I understand." "I've never felt happy being a magical girl." "The moon is beautiful, but remember to look at me too." "Without love, without understanding love, love must be extinguished." "Magical girls are born of magic, magical girls are born for magic, and you are my magic." "Even if I break your arms and legs, I will never hand you over to anyone else!"

Summary: Cat, the ace mid-laner of eStar professional team, encountered a prodigy marksman during a live stream. The pro player was carried to victory by a random player. The entire live stream was stunned. Cat had actually won without being carried! Viewers couldn't help but type a question mark!

A scroll of immeasurable merit, wielding all laws to become an immortal among mortals. You have advanced technology and ruthless skills, I have magical powers and supernatural abilities. You practice martial arts, I cultivate immortality; you commit evil, I do good! The benevolent are invincible! A philanthropist like myself, becoming the strongest in the world is truly well-deserved! Igniting passion to create the light of human civilization, illuminating the stars and the sea, eradicating all darkness and evil—this is also my responsibility as the strongest in the world!

(Male frequency + true and false young master + supernatural battle + male protagonist is not decisive in killing, not brainless, watch with caution)

Gu Jinchen was originally the real young master of the Gu family.

When he was taken home, he thought that he would face all kinds of targeting and framing by the fake young master, as well as the disbelief of his family, just like all the other stories about real and fake young masters.

But what happened next was beyond his expectations

The fake young master hugged my thighs and begged: Brother, I beg you, please go home

The charming elder sister said: I didn’t expect my brother to be so handsome. Come to my room later.

Second sister: Although you didn’t grow up in the Gu family, don’t worry. In the next few days, I will teach you what a noble should and shouldn’t do.

Third sister: Now that you are back, I wish you good luck.

Even the fiancée that his family arranged for him turned out to be the woman who had been pestering him recently and calling herself his girlfriend.

Faced with this strange scene, Gu Jinchen knew there must be something fishy.

After he found out the reason, he knew that there was indeed a huge problem in the Gu family. No one in the family was normal.

He finally understood why the fake young master wanted him to come back so much, and why he envied him for not having to grow up in the Gu family.

But no one expected that Gu Jinchen was actually the most special person in this family.

He is hiding a huge secret.

Family: So you are the abnormal one!

Gu Jiu's evil soul transmigrates to a high-martial arts world and happily acquires the identity of a super simp.

A young master from Beijing's elite circle is treated like a lapdog by a seemingly aloof college beauty.

The sole heir of the most powerful conglomerate family;

The only crown prince of the most powerful and aristocratic family;

The sole young master of the foremost martial arts family;

With such an impressive background, anyone who wants to be a simp can be one!

At the beginning, the school beauty asked Gu Jiuxie to buy luxury bags and sexy dresses to participate in the Crazy Horse Show to debut, but Gu Jiuxie resolutely refused and was bound to the villain's rage system.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for shedding your sycophantic image and completing your martial arts foundation. Reward: Thunder Spirit Sacred Bone]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for retrieving your sycophantic items and humiliating the school beauty. Reward: Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Technique]

【bite......】

Several years later,

The academic genius, the war god and the king of soldiers, the divine doctor protagonist... all the chosen ones have become the dead souls under Gu Jiuxie's palm.

On the battlefield beyond the realm, atop the white bones, Gu Jiuxie slowly raised his head, looked up at the sky, and whispered:

If this world has lost its protagonist, then what about the upper realm?