[Harry Potter and the Hedgehog House + Lighthearted Happy Ending + Somewhat Satisfying + Family Bond with Stalin + No Romance + Some Deviations from the Original Story and Minor Timeline Adjustments for Minor Events + Apologies for Any Out-of-Character Errors + GGAD!]

This is an abstract fairy tale that requires a little imagination and a bit of brainpower.

[This might be a food article (perhaps)]

When the savior is too calm, the entire magical world is thrown into chaos!

Harry Potter was sorted into Hufflepuff, and everyone thought the Sorting Hat had gone senile.

Wait a minute, this seemingly leisurely boy seems... a bit off.

In first grade, he slept nestled in the arms of the three-headed dog that guarded the Philosopher's Stone.

In his second year, he kept the Basilisk in the Forbidden Forest and used Voldemort's diary as a pillow.

In third grade, he gave chocolates to Dementors on the train, and a snow fell on Black Lake at the end of summer, freezing everything in its path.

...

In this world filled with screams, intrigue, and magic, the capybara-like Ha uses his unique Buddhist philosophy to prove:

Sometimes, the best magic is to lie down and hand out snacks to everyone.

Of course, impolite people only deserve to eat big sinuses.

[Lighthearted and hilarious | Everyone's heartwarming | The art style of Hogwarts is gradually going astray]

Interview: Professor Snape, as Harry's guardian, what are your thoughts on him?

Si: Huh? That little brat is always causing trouble! But his cooking is pretty good though.

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A few bonus chapters will be randomly included. The main story blends wonderful school days with the vibrant summer vacation! A highly praised bedtime read, offering a sense of tranquility and peace to your inner world.

Stable updates, let's see how it goes?

Awakening to become the weakest zombie summoner.

Having only quantity but no strength means that even if you summon hundreds of zombies, they will only be the weakest cannon fodder and will not even be able to break through the enemy's defenses.

However, Liu Yuan possessed a special talent.

【Unlimited Summoning】: One zombie per second, no summoning time limit, and the summoning cost is only one-tenth.

[Infinite Synthesis]: Allows you to combine summoned creatures into a stronger entity.

Looking at the two talents, Liu Yuan smiled.

"These aren't cannon fodder, they're a natural disaster."

[Consuming 300 zombies to synthesize a giant zombie]

[Consuming 3,000 zombies to synthesize a Rotten Zombie]

[Consuming 30,000 zombies to synthesize a Zombie Tyrant]

As a massive army of zombies swept in, conquering countless towns and fortresses, their numbers increased exponentially.

"Zombies are weak? What does that have to do with my natural disaster?"

Demons roamed freely, dominating the world, while humanity, weak and vulnerable, struggled to survive... until ten thousand years ago, when magic appeared, humanity gained the power to change the world order. One after another, supreme powerhouses borne heavy burdens, striving to secure more living space for humanity, until this day.

(High-tech + biotechnology + wish-fulfillment story + technological monopoly + protagonist conducts research on his own)

"Officer, I have a report! A senior high school student named Lu Yun from Hongcheng No. 2 High School is illegally buying and selling kidneys!"

Inside the interrogation room, Chen Weihua, an organ trafficker who had just been arrested and imprisoned, had barely sat down when he began to report and expose others.

Police raided and arrested Lu Yun, and interrogated him:

"Your father needs a kidney transplant, so you buy a kidney to save him, but do you know that this is a crime?"

Lu Yun: "I used a kidney cloned from my father's cells. May I ask which law I broke?"

Soon, a DNA report was released.

[The kidney gene sequence matches Lu Yun's father's 100%; the source is legal!]

The police were all dumbfounded.

It turns out that Lu Yun had already gained the ability to "absolutely control the body" and deciphered the secrets of the human body.

Kidney cloning is just the beginning.

Conquering cancer, developing superhuman armor, reversing aging, developing meme technology, and evolving into superhumans... will all be realized.

When Lu Yun's superhuman evolution serum caused the entire population of Dongda University to evolve, countries like the US were completely dumbfounded: "We're still on Earth, how did the entire Dongda University population evolve into superhumans?"

Countries rushed to appeal: "Mr. Lu, science has no borders. Please open up your technologies such as organ cloning, gene evolution, superhuman armor, rejuvenation, and superhuman evolution."

Lu Yun: "Sorry, scientists have national borders."

[Day 1 of time travel, Tokyo, Japan. I'm just five years old. Good news: my family is rich. My childhood friend in a kimono is adorable.] [Day 3, bad news: 1983, Japan's bubble economy is on the verge of collapse. Coincidentally, my family is in real estate...] [Day 10, Holy crap! A system! My childhood is saved! This skill makes money, learn it! This skill increases intelligence, learn it! This skill can see through lies, learn it! And combat skills? Too expensive, using them would only increase medical expenses and compensation costs, don't learn it.] [Year 6, the real estate economy collapses, many companies go bankrupt, but my family's business is booming. We invest in schools, build bridges, and even take over the bankrupt main family's assets. Our time to separate and hold our heads high has come!] [Year 6 and three months, the main family's woman remarries my father. My new, cheap cousin is adorable.] [Fifteenth year, university opening ceremony. I meet my childhood friend whom I haven't seen in a long time. She says her name is Ryougi Shiki.] Is it too late to learn magic now? Nobody told me this was Type-Moon!

[Transformation + Slice of Life + Two Female Leads]

Jiang Nian, a 25-year-old unemployed youth, was transformed into a girl by the system for some absurd reason.

"You mean, I was chosen by you just because my name is Jiang Nian? And you forcibly bound me to you?"

System: Yes.

Can I use Zisha (purple clay) pottery?

System: No, that won't work.

She thought becoming a girl was tough enough, but what was even tougher was that the system wanted her to go back to school.

"What? Go back to school? Maybe I should just stick with Zisha pottery."

System: Since you're already unemployed, why not go back and rebuild your life? With my assistance, it's better than you being a carefree, unemployed young man.

Jiang Nian was speechless....

Since she was already there, she decided to make the best of it. And so, Jiang Nian's school life began. But why was she being targeted as soon as she enrolled?

(This is a newbie's journey, so there might be some minor hiccups at the beginning. Please bear with me.)

[Urban Fantasy + Cyberpunk + Cthulhu + Slice of Life in School + Easy-going and Invincible + Bug-based]

When a bug appears in front of you, if you don't fix it, it will "fix" you.

As an ordinary senior high school student, Li Bufan discovers that this world is a huge, buggy program on the verge of collapse.

And he is the only [administrator] who can see and fix bugs!

[Ding! A bug in the 'physics engine' has been detected. After the host repairs it, they have gained permission to modify local gravity!]

[Ding! 'Logic Virus' intrusion detected. After the host removes it, you will receive a legendary gold item—Schrödinger's Cat Box!]

LV.2 [Puppet Master], I can manipulate objects from a distance, and my words become law!

LV.3 [Dream Master], I can modify rendering and reverse reality!

LV.4 [Wallbreaker]...

On one hand, there's the ever-upgrading character wielding god-level "cheat codes," unleashing devastating attacks in the underworld and dominating the scene!

On one hand, there was Mom's soul-searching question: "Li Bufan! Have you finished your homework? Are you playing games again?!"

Li Bufan exclaimed: This is so hard for me!

Saving the world is fine, but could you please let me finish this "Five Years of College Entrance Examination, Three Years of Simulation" set first?!

[School beauty + sweet romance + system + urban fantasy]

After being rejected 99 times by the school beauty, Jiang Muye obtained the "Rejecting Kept Women" system.

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have achieved a Charm 99+! You are rewarded with ten million!"

The whole school was waiting for Jiang Muye to propose to his fiancée for the 100th time, but instead, the woman came to his door with a ring and proposed: "Jiang Muye, I have prepared a dowry of 300,000 yuan and a Maserati, as long as you marry me!"

Jiang Muye replied coldly, "Sorry, I don't live off women."

Everyone thought Jiang Muye was ungrateful, but who knew that Jiang Muye, who possessed hundreds of millions of assets, would have the school beauties frantically throwing themselves at him...

Shirayuki Satoru simply stood there. The girls: Thank you for giving me meaning in life! Goto Ichiri cried out in alarm! Faced with the group of girls trying to cheat on her, she dared not be angry or speak out, swallowing all her grievances. Fortunately, a savior, also a pink-haired girl, appeared! Chihaya Aine: Ichiri, don't be afraid! As two-faced emperors, we are invincible! Surrounded by the girls, Shirayuki Satoru smiled slightly, waving his hand to instantly subdue them all! Not a single one escaped! As for the whispers of the bystanders… What!? You dare speak to me like that? Don't you know my father is the Superintendent General of Police? (Involves Bondori, Rock Lady, Lonely Rock, GBC, Day School, and Saekano)