Chen Xing: Hey everyone, I really want to play Stellaris, but seeing aliens makes me nauseous. Is it still possible to get into it? Emperor: Yes, bro, you can! ---------------------------------- (ps: This story is based on the author's personal experience, with just a little embellishment (●'◡'●))

One sentence synopsis: The demon prince Perturabo turned into a dog.

Crystal Maze annual fun sincere dedication

Divideless Chaos Guilliman

Specializing in controlling Tieyong Duo En

(Unlock more gradually...)

No fighting or killing, just eating and drinking (really)

In the stench of the hive sewer, Lu Chen clenched the bloodstained dagger. He had just pierced the throat of the third greenskin, but before the corpse disappeared, a mechanical voice exploded in his ears: "Orc barbaric blood detected, devouring progress 10%... Strength +3, pain resistance +5%." In the 72nd hour of Warhammer 40k, the Earth tactical commander finally awakened the "Gene Devourer" system. The rage of the orcs, the synapses of the Zerg, the prophetic genes of the Eldar. When the acid of the Tyranid swarm corroded the city walls, when the Chaos Demons tore out of the subspace, he stepped on the bones at the bottom of the hive and sneered. In this darkest and chaotic time in the galaxy, all threats are nutrients for evolution....

"The God Emperor said that we are seeds?" Lu Chen wiped the green blood off his face. "Then let the universe see what kind of world-destroying giant tree the seeds of the Gene Devourer can grow into....

[Multiple Timelines] + [Group Portraits] + [No System]

Another timeline:

Those bright children of the stars, those fragments of humanity that the Emperor abandoned before the final battle between the Emperor and Horus.

They traveled through the warp, and some of them came here...

The clash between the Emperor and the Chaos Gods upon the Sea of ​​Souls did not destroy this timeline of entangled fire and thunder.

In another timeline, the Son of the Star will be discovered, and the Waldo in another timeline is not the Waldo there, or everyone will think of his other current name - the King in Yellow.

The Star Child and his guards are human, which means they are the embodiment of humanity.

After the massacre on his home planet and the invasion of Chaos, fate began to push Mirz towards his identity.

The Children of the Stars will once again return to their "homeland" and bring a ray of light to the dark universe. Those "guardians" are from the Terra government of another time. They are not loyal to the Emperor, but they are loyal to humanity...

Some of the dark sides will be slowly rewritten. Even if the crisis of extinction is imminent, mankind will still usher in the "dawn".

Humanity will once again drive out the enemies of humanity

Then deal with the real... "crisis"

Note: This other timeline will have some settings that are different from the original version, and will be linked with the main universe later.

And the whole story atmosphere will be much brighter than the original Warhammer.

[Warhammer + Fanfic + Alternate Lore + Comedy + System]

College student Yan Yue transmigrated into the body of a Space Marine Centurion—only to discover he’s now leading the last remnants of the Luna Wolves, a legion trapped in the Warp for 10,000 years.

When their battle barge escapes the ruins of Cadia, Yan Yue and his ancient Long War veterans emerge into a galaxy gone mad:

The Imperium is rotting with corruption,

The Inquisition wants them dead,

And his "Loyalty Meter" System keeps pinging: "Bro, maybe don’t mention you served Horus?"

Armed with pre-heresy drip, two layers of PTSD, and a darkly hilarious misunderstanding aura, this accidental warlord must either:

✓ Redeem his legion’s name,

✓ Conquer the Throneworld for giggles, or

✓ Die spectacularly when the Black Templars find him.

The Emperor’s finest? More like… the galaxy’s worst book club.

Expedition! Expedition!! The Great Crusade!!!

The days of humanity barely surviving under the oppression of xenos and Chaos are over. Furious, humanity is determined to recreate the glory of the Golden Age.

The grievously wounded and dying Emperor of Mankind has healed his injuries and risen to face the enemy. The Lord of the Crimson Torrent roars as he returns from the Warp.

Forward! Nothing can stop the march of our great renaissance!

Forward! The unyielding human civilization, fighting against heaven and earth, swears to restore its former glory!

Forward! Unite, and unite again! We will liberate the entire galaxy!

"I still remember those thirty years, those thirty years..." "Alright, I've had enough." Looking at the hesitant expression on the bald, handsome man's face, Lin Qi, the Regent of the Third Reich, the Left Hand of the Wolf God, Eugene Guilliman Poe's best friend, Batman's certified savior of the Empire, the Queen who can summon ten thousand Glories with a wave of her hand, the fear of Abaddon, the person who respects Butcher's Nail the most in the world, sighed helplessly. "After we've dealt with the Four Gods, if the Emperor can't send me home, I'll make him do a pole dance in front of us."

Yan Luo traveled through Warhammer 40K and got a bankrupt version of the underworld. Good news: he can judge the souls of demons and build infrastructure. Bad news: the evil gods all want him to "enter the job early". In order to avoid being used as firewood by the Inquisition, he decided to pretend to be a saint!

So the Empire has a new "wholesaler of miracles": Purifying demons? Actually, they were taken to the underworld as building materials. The Emperor appeared in spirit? All thanks to the Mirror of Evil's photo-editing technology. The Imperial Guards were suspicious? Immediately perform the "Top Ten Moments that Touched the Emperor".

Facing the pursuit of the four Chaos Gods, Yan Luo calmly said: "I have signed a strategic agreement with Boss Huang. If I catch two more demons, it will be enough to pay the rent."

This is a book about:

✔How to become a saint through acting in the 40K universe

✔How to turn Khorne into underworld decoration materials

✔How to live in harmony with the emperor and become rich

✔And… how to keep jumping on the edge of death but not die

Notes:

⚠The protagonist of this book is morally flexible and good at getting things for free. It is not recommended for followers of the Emperor with mysophobia to read.

⚠Some demons may suffer psychological trauma due to excessive exploitation

⚠The Underworld is currently recruiting "Forgotten River Water Quality Managers", with food and accommodation provided (but no salary)

"I'm not a heretic, I'm just a frugal CEO of the underworld." - Yama Knox (self-proclaimed)

Calixis Sector, Port Wanderer, Blind Eye Bar. "Hello, friend, come sit down. You're looking for a job?" A well-dressed man embraces you, offering you a glass of Renka brandy. "You can call me Siegel, the best Rogue Trader in the Kronos Expanse." "Do other Rogue Traders say the same thing? Friend, to survive in Port Wanderer, you must use your own judgment.

Regrets always exist in life, but what are the regrets of Warhammer 40k?

Is it the prayers of mortals before their deaths? Is it the cannon fodder of the Astra Militarum, who bravely face death? Is it the eternal war faced by the Astartes? Is it the loyalty and betrayal of the Primarchs? Is it the final psychic energy given by the hero Malcador? Or is it the Emperor clinging to the Golden Throne?

The New Year's bell of 42k blew away the great rift in the corrupt empire. The Blood Ravens waited for the Primarch to return home, and humanity began its counterattack from this moment on!

Now that the God-Emperor of Li Zhaocheng has returned, let's see how he kicks the Tau Army, punches the Eldar, hammers the Greenskins, slashes the Undead with his sword, drives out Chaos, and destroys the Zerg.

"Eliminate the aliens, recover our territory, and make humanity great again!"

(By Disciples of Tzeentch)