Mark's soul traveled to Los Angeles, California in 2003 due to the explosion of his cell phone. By chance, he entered Hollywood to make movies, pursued his dreams, and realized his self-worth in life.

The international director Mark Wang said in an interview with a reporter from Time Magazine: "Records are meant to be broken!"

Blake Lively, who is praised by the fashion industry as the Queen of S with the most perfect curves and one of the four little flowers in Hollywood, said in an interview with a reporter: "Mark is very talented and very cool!"

Warner President Barry Mayer said: "Mark is the most valuable and most worthy producer to invest in!"

The beauty Amber Heard said: "Not being with Mark is the biggest mistake of my life!"

Hollywood's authoritative magazine "Box Office" said: "Mark Wang, a gold medal producer who has not received any formal training and has become a latecomer, has never failed in making movies and can always give investors several times the return, which makes Hollywood flock to him."

"I think humans are actually quite complicated. When I first drove those evil gods back to the warp, many people supported me. Later, they said that I was looking too high and too far, and that I could stop and rest for a while. Many of my defeated opponents said that even if I defeated all opponents and enemies, whether tangible or intangible, I would eventually be defeated by time.

But it doesn't matter, time will prove me right."

Humans have been dragged down by monsters and demons since the First Crusade, and history, this fully-insured semi-trailer, has been running rampant ever since

." You mean, everything in heaven and hell is evil gods of the warp, so why not go on the field yourself? "

What should Neos do in the face of this group of diehard psychic lunatics on the stake? Only:

"Okay, listen up heretics,

wait until I become emperor, I will formulate a new burning method!

Those who believe in evil gods will be burned

, those who use faith to cheat people of their wealth will be burned , and

those who do not believe in humanity will be burned."

"Are you human?"

"I'm not a god! You will go to the stake too!"

"Damn it, you tyrant, what's the difference between you and our church!"

"Oh my God, gentlemen! This diehard actually realized his sins, he can't be burned, he must be pulled out as an example - hang him up and whip him with a copper-headed leather belt!"

Shiraishi Kuro traveled through an island country in a parallel world and found that he could add points in the category of "science". As long as he learned new skills and completed new achievements, he could gain certain attribute points!

...

Sonoko: "Brother-in-law, how did you train your body? You must be... 2.2 meters tall and 120 kilograms?"

Shiraishi Kuro: "To be precise, it's 2.26 meters tall and 159 kilograms. Since you're asking, I can tell you in secret... I grew up in the Kamurocho Orphanage when I was a child, you know? It's super chaotic there, right? So when I was a child, I thought that if I couldn't make it, I would just join a violent organization... and then practice casually, and this is what happened." Sonoko

: ...

Sonoko: "Then how did you become a policeman in the end, brother-in-law?"

Shiraishi Kuro: "Because of exercise ... When I was healthy, I also learned some knowledge. As I was learning, I found that the entrance exam to the University of Tokyo was not that difficult. Later, I heard that the examination for the professional group of the police was difficult, but if you pass it, you will almost certainly be able to enter the National Police Agency and become a police aristocrat, so I just took the exam casually..."

Sonoko: ...

Sonoko: "Then brother-in-law, why are you in the Beikacho Police Station now?"

Shiraishi Kuro: "This is a matter between adults... But it doesn't matter. Although those guys targeted me, I found time to pass the lawyer qualification exam. Even if I am expelled one day, I can open my own office, hahaha..."

Sonoko: ...

Travel back to the most glorious era of the Ming Dynasty and

become the most successful successor of the Ming Dynasty.

However, my vision penetrates six hundred years of history.

The current glory is not glory.

Come with me to re-establish a truly glorious dynasty.

Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

Reborn in college.

Zhou Yuwen knows the importance of personality.

In this life, Zhou Yuwen is labeled as aloof, mature, and talented!

"I'm a more traditional person. I think that when you fall in love, you have to be responsible, so you have to be very careful in love."

"Zhou Yuwen! Remarry me!"

"Damn it! You are venomous, I haven't even been married yet!"

"Don't talk nonsense! We got the marriage certificate in the last life!"

"That was in the last life!"

"Remarry!"

"Get lost! I have a girlfriend!"

He runs away, she chases him!

He can't escape even if he has wings

He traveled through the elf world and became Sakaki's son, becoming the new boss of Team Rocket.

"Mr. Mammon, it is said that in the Golden City Battle, the Rocket Team organization led by you beat many champions such as Lance , Steven, Wallace, and Leon to the ground and went to the hospital to recuperate for half a month. What do you think?"

The reporter interviewed Mammon, the leader of Team Rocket.

"It's a complete rumor. They only recuperated for a week."

"It is said that you forcibly abducted the champion of Cynthia in the Golden City Battle. The people in the Sinnoh region are very dissatisfied with this and hope that you will return the champion Cynthia to them. What do you think about this?" The reporter continued the interview.

"Nonsense, we are in love with each other, how can they oppose it." Mammon smiled.

"By the way, Cynthia is now in labor and is not considering becoming the champion of Sinnoh again for the time being. Thank you."

(ps: The world view is synthesized by games, animations, and special editions. The Giovanni in the article is the special edition + game version)

This is a pure business article to make up for regrets, not a mindless and exciting article. If you mind, please read with caution.

If you could do it all over again, would you choose to save the world or save mathematics?

After a ridiculous night, Wang Zhuo opened his eyes and found himself back on the eve of the college entrance examination, looking at the math test paper he had taken.

“15 points!!!”

A real-world survival scenario + clash of civilizations + competitive gameplay + forum discussions + dungeon boss clears + no CP. The heroine isn’t one-dimensional but has a chaotic neutral personality—an individualist who might save someone then turn around and kill them. After cursing her, you’ll find there’s nothing left to yell at~

The people of Blue Star have been pulled into a life-or-death survival game—and they’ve collectively lost their minds. Who understands this?! A broken game that forces us to figure out skills on our own. A single blueprint, yet it demands we collect materials and build it ourselves. If I knew how to do that, would I still be scraping by on a measly $3.5k monthly?!

What should be a simple “survive on the highway” challenge ends up forcing us to learn actual knowledge! Where’s the “one-click learn”? Where’s the “one-click craft”? There’s nothing—do they just want us to die?!

Xia Sanfu: “Excuse me, everyone, stepping up to the top ranking first.”

Alternate world—don’t read this as realistic. Not a feel-good story; under‑18s should watch with a parent.

One day, Chu Shun—a shameless guy who would rather take off his pants than hang himself properly—crossed over to a parallel world. There, he acquired a system called the [Film Fund]. What’s it like to make movies without fearing a financial loss or needing investors?

“As a director, I never care about box office returns!”

So, Chu Shun pulled out Kill Bill. But because it was too bloody, it unsurprisingly failed to get the “Dragon Seal” (the film approval mark in China).

Very well. Kill Bill, which made $180 million at the box office on Earth, ended up as an online B-movie in the parallel world...

“I think there are three absurd things in this world.

First, bad people often live better lives than good ones.

Second, when you're in trouble, friends help without hesitation—yet when they're in trouble and ask you for money, you say they're not real friends.

Third, a whole crowd of you are standing here listening to me talk about the art of film.”

—Chu Shun, speaking at the American Film Academy.

Some of the works by "foreign trauma" director Chu Shun include:

Lord of War, The Hunt, Farewell My Concubine, The Legend of 1900, The Intouchables, City of God, Cinema Paradiso, Malèna, Dead Poets Society, and more.