【Lighthearted + No CP + Comedy + Showbiz】
Xiao He obtained a “Crime System” golden finger that allows him to learn various criminal skills.
— But the only way to survive is to keep killing people.
Xiao He: …I’m just a regular college student, who wants to become a criminal?!
Wait, there is another way?!
Due to a freak accident, Xiao He exploits a bug in the system — by using acting to replace real crimes, he steps into the entertainment industry and becomes a professional villain actor!
He can play a refined yet depraved serial killer, wielding a chainsaw and becoming everyone’s nightmare.
Or a heartless fugitive scumbag whose infamy makes the entire country cry for justice.
He’s a romance scammer, a cold-blooded assassin, a mass murderer…
He is — Actor Xiao He!
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At first, Xiao He took villain roles just to survive, but he unexpectedly shot to fame with his seemingly non-existent “acting skills” and became a top-tier movie star!
Everyone in the industry knows: the more people a character kills, the faster Xiao He accepts the script.
But the public says: “This guy doesn’t look like he’s acting. He needs to be investigated!”
Even fans plead: “Bro, stop killing people, we’re afraid you’ll actually go to jail!”
But as the real “toxins” of the industry keep getting exposed and arrested, Xiao He — who looks like the biggest villain — keeps rising in popularity and racking up awards.
Eventually, everyone just gives up: “Fine, let him keep ‘killing’ for us to watch. Just make way for the King of Villains.”
Professional game maker Ling Feng traveled to the Pokémon world, only to find that the game industry here was quite sluggish, and everyone was playing low-quality skinned games.
Just when he decided to make a big move, he accidentally awakened the Pokémon game production system. As long as he could influence the emotions of the players, he could get rewards and unlock more advanced black-tech game production functions!
Ling Feng made a decision resolutely when the system had just been unlocked and could only produce low-level pixel games.
The next morning, Shirona discovered a special game during the live broadcast.
"Hey, there's a new game?"
Just reincarnated... and I’m already a mining slave?!
As if that wasn’t bad enough—others get golden cheats to help them rise,
but me?
I have to work illegally for my cheat before it works for me!
Is Heaven trolling me? Throwing me into the cultivation world as a glorified donkey?
Wang Tianyu: “I didn’t choose to be a mine slave… I just ran too slow!”
And stop calling me a goody-two-shoes!
I believe in positive energy, in the light!
After all, I’m a serious cultivator!
...I just happen to survive by hiding.
(Okay, and maybe causing a bit of chaos.)
Step one in becoming immortal?
Set a modest goal:
Dig through the defensive array and escape!
Sometimes I do want to be a good guy…
But it’s hard being good when everyone else is so weak!
I’m already at the Nascent Soul stage (元婴),
and they’re still stuck at Foundation Establishment (筑基)…
How am I supposed to “play nice” with them?
In the end, I had no choice but to form a party:
me, a dragon, and a mysterious gourd.
Others cultivate to fly to the heavens—
I cultivate by digging tunnels.
Watch as Wang Tianyu uses his mysterious jade gourd
to climb (or dig) his way to the top of the cultivation world!
Are you curious about the elven world hundreds of years ago? The
ultimate in illusion, no distinction between real and fake! - Soroark
Buddha said: "There is a ghost in the heart" - Geng ghost The pride of the
quasi-gods, not to be blasphemed! ——Banjira
Poison is naturally cute in the depths~——Alidos
You can fly without wings! - Megalodon The more
little brothers, the stronger I become! - Heiruga It's impossible to
sell cuteness - Moon Elf
If you love me, you will hug me-Mengge Naia
[Multiverse Crossover] + [Semi-Invincible Flow] + [System] + [Epic Battles]
Arcs Completed: Demon Slayer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Fate: Holy Grail War, One Piece, Bleach, One Punch Man, Naruto, Hunter x Hunter.
Flaming Blade of the Flame Hashira + Black Flash + Armament Haki + Ryūjin Jakka = ?
"That sword style should have been lost to history!!" — Muzan snarled in fear.
"Kamiya Seiichi… you're terrifyingly strong! Are they serious?! Gojo Satoru is the strongest in the modern era?" — Sukuna laughed hysterically.
"Rin, the Sword Saint Kamiya Seiichi is the mightiest Servant! Summon him and we shall win for sure!" — Tohsaka Tokiomi declared resolutely.
"He is the final destination of the sword in this world." — Dracule Mihawk muttered, watching Zoro step up to challenge.
"Eh?! This has to be a joke, right?!" — Kyoraku Shunsui whispered, sweat sliding down his cheek, staring silently at the two blazing Ryūjin Jakka blades.
Sword Saint. God of Cursed Techniques. Strongest Grand Servant. The Pirate Era’s Ender…
Kamiya Seiichi: "All of my strength comes from my own hard work, the system… and transmigration!"
Reporter: Principal Li, your school is just a private college—why do global elites all want to become honorary alumni?
Li Mobai: Because we have the world’s best university-affiliated hospital. If the Eastern King of Hell wants you dead by midnight, our hospital will keep you alive till dawn! If the Western Grim Reaper wants to claim your soul, he’ll have to get our permission first! Become an honorary alumnus and enjoy exclusive medical services!
Reporter: Principal Li, as the only university in the country with its own high-speed rail station, are you proud?
Li Mobai: What’s there to be proud of? We’re planning to build a university airport next year!
Reporter: Principal Li, rumor has it that Shanhé University’s affiliated companies employ 1.8 million people—is that true?
Li Mobai: Of course that’s false!
The apocalyptic game "Devouring the World" is online and will invade the real world in the future.
All data in the game will be fed back into reality.
After his rebirth, Lin Luo decisively spent all his savings to buy a gaming cabin worth 300,000 yuan.
He took back the 4 billion assets that belonged to him from his father.
Lin Luo spent all the 4 billion on the game, becoming the first person in the entire server.
Just when everyone thought Lin Luo had gone crazy, "Devouring the World" fed back the game data.
Everyone was stunned. Lin Luo became a giant beast in the starry sky.
The undead, divine beasts, holy beasts, human gods, and insect queens are all garbage in front of Lin Luo.
When I woke up, I found myself in a world where pokemons and humans coexisted. I looked at the slightly immature, familiar yet strange face in the mirror.
The words "master of releasing life", "starting point reset", "ultimate straight man" come to mind. No, no! It's rare to be reborn once, and I absolutely cannot bear such labels again.
then--
Master of Release? What? Uncle, you want to help me train Infernape? Please, uncle, don’t you know your level?
Starting from scratch? From then on, the male second who pretended to be cool at the beginning of each region knew what it meant to be beaten by society.
The ultimate straight man? The person involved: Uh... I swear I was just getting along with them normally and didn't try to flirt with them.
[All have brains] + [Cards] + [Heroes] + [Yu-Gi-Oh] + [Twelve Charms] + [Game Invasion] + [Fishing]
A rain of cards has brought mankind into the card era.
On the building.
A teenager playing with a red card greeted him with open arms.
Welcome to the era of card masters!
The next moment, countless white and a small number of green cards fell from the sky.
A voice sounded in the sky.
"[Card Domain] is officially logged in to Earth Online, officially open beta."
Among the cards, the most powerful card is called the supreme card.
[Supreme Card - Emperor]: You need to collect all the cards of the Kyushu Ding series and complete the Fengshan in Mount Tai.
[Supreme Card - Demon]: You need to collect [Holy Lord], [Bazaar]...
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Lin Chen's soul traveled through the Douluo Continent and became a useless disciple of the Spirit Hall. However, he could not have imagined that today would be his wedding day with Bibi Dong.
Lin Chen: "Bibi Dong, the country belongs to you, and you belong to me!"
Bibi Dong's cold and pretty face revealed a hint of murderous intent: "Lin Chen, how do you want to die?"
Qian Renxue: "Lin Chen, will you choose her or me?"
Tang San: "Lin Chen, give me back my Xiao Wu!!!"
Poseidon: "The Emperor of the Spirit Hall is invincible. The Sea God Island is willing to submit to the Spirit Hall."
After the wedding, Lin Chen became the Emperor of the Spirit Hall. A few years later, he dominated the God Realm and traveled freely in the heavens.
"He holds the power of the world, and lies drunkenly on the lap of a beautiful woman."