[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Question: Beneath the starry sky, there stands a beauty. Her long black hair flows like eternal night, her bright eyes shimmer like the stars, her immense magic makes the world tremble, and her unparalleled beauty compels all beings to bow before her. Who is this beauty?

“That’s right, it’s me, the Queen of Witches, Dorothy!”

Bai Ye travels to a bizarre alternate world where food is everything and becomes a chef. He thought he'd live an ordinary life, but he gradually discovers that strange things keep intruding into this world. What the hell are gourmet cells?

"I got the jade by chance, and stepped into the magic. I broke through the realm and sealed this rare treasure for the destined one. This is the words of California by Li Zhenfan." Wang Jie, who picked up the "psychic jade", became a Hollywood star, made friends with mysterious twin sisters, a shrewd and capable female knight of the church, and a domineering dark female killer. For a time, his life was colorful. However, doubts and pursuits came. Facing the chaotic world after the disappearance of gods, immortals, Taoists, demons, Buddhas, etc., can he survive the battles and tests and finally reach the other side of happiness? The previous title of this book was: My Inhuman Crew

Becoming the greatest director in Hollywood history was George Young's lifelong pursuit. However, the ambitious young man did not expect that the gap between his dream and reality would be so vast.

George Young only realized he had become God's puppet when fragments of his future self's soul entered his mind after his death.

He possessed the information for all future films in his mind, but his life would abruptly end in 2013.

Is it a terrified struggle and prayer? Or is it releasing the most brilliant light before the end of life?

George Young made the most important decision of his life...

#Silly story, just have fun! # = [If you had a chance, would you want to get close to the police academy team?] Without hesitation, I answered first, [Get close! Of course! Starting at the police academy is best!] Then, I magically arrived in the world of Detective Conan, dragging my suitcase in front of the police academy. Me: "?" System: [Your wish is granted. Go and report for duty~ After the book finishes a complete story, we can go back!] I looked down at my outfit, patted my flat chest, and exclaimed in surprise, "I've become a man?" System: [No, a woman disguised as a man.] Me: "?" Why disguise myself as a man? And how did I pass the police academy physical exam?? System: [We only have old-fashioned scripts here. Disguising oneself as a man was a popular element back then. Don't worry, you can use a voice imitation, your voice won't be a problem.] Me: "...Won't this really be discovered? And I don't speak Japanese." System: [Proficiency in multiple languages ​​is essential for old-fashioned scripts. I've already equipped you with that.] Besides, you still have special silver hair.】 Me: "Got it, I'll go get a checkup now to see if it's albinism or some kind of early cancer." System: 【? ? Shouldn't you suspect you're Gin's sister or something? A powerful older brother and a love-hate relationship are popular tropes in old-school dramas.】 Me (completely misplaced focus): "Why the younger sister? I want to be the older sister!!" System: 【...Fine. Then take some half-finished drug to reduce your age a few times and become the older sister who looks like the younger sister.】 Me: "Is this all arranged? No, I should say how I've survived until now, no, no, if I really had this identity, how would I survive into the future—" System: 【The old-school drama team thoughtfully provides you with initial skills, you can choose two: Love at First Sight Card, Popularity Card, Weathering With You Card...】 Me: "I want the Incredible Strength Card and the Swift as the Wind Card, do you have them? I want them." System: 【?】 System: 【...Fine.】 = I crossed over into another dimension in one fell swoop. Luckily, the flow of time was different from that of the Conan world, and I was still enjoying a long summer vacation. I could still contact my sisters on my phone. I happily shared in our little group chat, and my sisters exclaimed, "Really? Come on, send me lots and lots of sexy photos!!" I replied, "Okay." I boldly knocked on the door next door and said as it opened, "Hi, Morofushi, can I take a picture of you after you shower?" Morofushi: "?" "I want to record every beautiful moment of our police academy." Morofushi: "..." Do I have to record this too...? = "Holding an old-fashioned script and sticking together in the police academy" × "Magically modified old-fashioned script and sticking together in the police academy" √ The heroine's superhuman strength is the kind that can lift a car (), and her speed is the kind that can race cars and dodge bullets? In short, she should have been holding an old-fashioned Mary Sue script, but instead picked up an old-fashioned overpowered protagonist version of an invincible, funny, and sarcastic heroine. Just have fun! =CP issue... I think with the female lead's personality, she'll probably be all about close male friends (thinking) plus she's got maximum boyfriend potential. I haven't decided on a specific CP yet, so it's possible there won't be one. Or maybe the main story will be CP-free, focusing on silliness and going home, and a CP will be introduced in the side stories~</p>

Upon waking up, Luo Yu discovered that the world line had changed and Blue Star had become a parallel world of Naruto.

Countless mysterious beasts descended upon the land, and humans have long been facing the invasion of powerful beasts.

Only by relying on the ninja heritage and achieving universal ninja status can we compete with them.

Fortunately, Luo Yu has the [Naruto Template Upgrade System], which allows him to upgrade templates infinitely by defeating enemies, and upgrade his ninjutsu level by strengthening materials.

Unlock [Rage-Uchiha Obito Template] at the beginning!

At the trainee ninja assessment site, a mysterious Kaleidoscope boy suddenly appeared, with powerful Wood Release ability that could defeat all enemies.

"Isn't the Mangekyō Sharingan only usable by Kage-level warriors?"

"Why does this ninja student use it so easily?"

Upgraded to [Nine-tail Rebellion-Uchiha Obito Template]!

"Run away! This masked man can summon the Nine-Tailed Fox!"

"Not good! He was able to pull the tailed beasts out of the Jinchuriki!"

Upgrade to [White Mask-Uchiha Obito Template]!

"This is... the Rinnegan!"

"He actually turned the Jinchūriki of the Five Great Nations into puppets! That's outrageous!"

"What the hell is that giant golem? Is it a summoned beast?"

Upgrade to [Six Paths Obito Template]!

Luo Yu defeated all the alien beasts and came to the world of gods behind the secret realm of alien beasts.

Looking up at the nine-magatama moon hanging high above the universe, the gods trembled in their hearts.

【No pressure on combat power, extreme fun】

Travel to the world of Naruto and become the new Uzumaki Naruto

Monster? Laggard? Bootlicker? Drink expired milk, eat instant noodles every meal? None of that exists!

This Naruto starts with full talent and can quickly become stronger through self-discipline!

Wind escape blows a hairstyle, sage mode makes eye shadow, chakra mode condenses a windbreaker

Standing on the Hokage Rock, with one hand in his pocket and the other hand condensing the Yin-Yang 2:8 farewell gift, he is definitely the golden-haired male god of the ninja world!

"Kyuubi, you've been living here for so long, it's time to pay the rent!"

Third generation: "Naruto, seeing you are so strong, I feel relieved. The future of Konoha..."

Naruto: "Haha, Lao Deng, it's too early for you to be relieved."

(No power level suppression, invincible, no female lead.)

The Uchiha clan was born with double pupils, which made him an anomaly. However, only he knew how powerful those eyes were.

Double pupils are an invincible path, why bother to gouge out the eyes of loved ones?

When Uchiha Sou awakened his Mangekyou Sharingan, he gained four powerful abilities.

Susanoo: Enhances Susanoo, allowing it to grow larger and transform into armor.

Six-Armed Black Heaven: The embodiment of destruction, transforming into a six-armed, blue-patterned, black-bodied form, possessing an amplification no weaker than that of a perfect Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.

Yin-Yang Harmony: Enhances control over Yin-Yang Release, with limitless potential. At its lowest level, it allows for proficient use of Yin-Yang attribute chakra; at its highest level, it allows for the condensation of Truth-Seeking Balls and the creation of life.

The Gate of Modoro: Opens a portal to spacetime, allowing you to reach places in your mind's eye. It can break through the barriers of spacetime and remain unaffected.

And when the kaleidoscope awakens, the fusion of the eternal kaleidoscope also quietly begins.

He created his own Sage Mode (also known as Light Release Sage Mode) and became a perfect Jinchūriki (not just the perfect Jinchūriki of the Nine-Tails).

And so, an invincible individual who enjoys stacking modes to enhance combat power was born.

Imagine a monster created by combining Sage Mode, Susanoo, Six-Armed Black Ten, a Perfect Jinchuriki, and... (I haven't decided what to add yet, but I'll let you know if I have any ideas).

The Star Continent, a huge alien world, has been practicing magic and fighting spirit for hundreds of thousands of years.

However, when a teenager travels through with the defying Hokage exchange system, can the Star Continent still maintain its past calm?

What kind of sparks can be created between magic and ninjutsu, fighting spirit and physical skills, the power of blood and the boundary of blood? It’s all in “Alien Hokage”.

PS: This article guarantees that it is not supervised, there is no plot to abuse the main body, appropriate yy, emotion-oriented……*^_^*