Just reincarnated... and I’m already a mining slave?!
As if that wasn’t bad enough—others get golden cheats to help them rise,
but me?
I have to work illegally for my cheat before it works for me!
Is Heaven trolling me? Throwing me into the cultivation world as a glorified donkey?
Wang Tianyu: “I didn’t choose to be a mine slave… I just ran too slow!”
And stop calling me a goody-two-shoes!
I believe in positive energy, in the light!
After all, I’m a serious cultivator!
...I just happen to survive by hiding.
(Okay, and maybe causing a bit of chaos.)
Step one in becoming immortal?
Set a modest goal:
Dig through the defensive array and escape!
Sometimes I do want to be a good guy…
But it’s hard being good when everyone else is so weak!
I’m already at the Nascent Soul stage (元婴),
and they’re still stuck at Foundation Establishment (筑基)…
How am I supposed to “play nice” with them?
In the end, I had no choice but to form a party:
me, a dragon, and a mysterious gourd.
Others cultivate to fly to the heavens—
I cultivate by digging tunnels.
Watch as Wang Tianyu uses his mysterious jade gourd
to climb (or dig) his way to the top of the cultivation world!
Lin Feng's career seemed to be ending in the reserves. An unexpected event gifted him with the ability to see the "truth" on the field—his teammates' limits, opponents' weaknesses, and the golden paths that only he could detect, piercing defenses. His meticulously accurate passes transformed even less skilled teammates into penalty area killers. His foresight, transcending the tactical board, transformed the coach's hesitation to make substitutions into miraculous predictions. His penetrating passes into space proved to the world that the efficiency of a top striker could soar even higher.
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"If you're called a trash undead summoner, it's because you don't summon enough skeletons."
Chu Ming, the undead summoner with full star talent, said so.
Is the Undead Summoner a rubbish profession?
There are no garbage professions, only garbage players!
Awaken 10-star talent, grow rapidly, and fully enhance skills!
While others are still summoning a little skeleton.
Chu Ming's undead army has begun to conquer all directions!
A legendary story of the Undead Summoner has begun!
[Fraudulent flow][Showing off in front of others][IQ online]!
Zhang Yan, who has awakened the magical power of [Cause and Effect], can advance the results of his future practice.
In order to become an immortal, he decided to pretend to be a genius, defraud the sect's resources, and improve his own practice efficiency!
Therefore, in the eyes of outsiders, Zhang Yan...
He understood the profound and obscure secrets of divine skills in one breath!
He refined the supreme mysterious elixir in an instant, which even the alchemy master was helpless to deal with!
While others were still fighting for the secret manuals of their predecessors, he had already created his own "Burning Sky Method" which was invincible in the same realm!
He pinched the face of the Son of God and stole the heart of the witch!
He breaks the bones of the old devil and peels off the skin of the evil ghost!
Zhang Yan, despite his cultivation built up with vast amounts of spirit stones and elixirs, was hailed as the [Supreme Immortal Seedling], [A Person of Unparalleled Understanding], and [A True Seed of Taoism Rarely Seeded in a Millennium].
Who would have known that he, who was so successful, was actually seriously pretending to be a genius every day?
That day, Kiana was dozing off in St. Freya's class, Luminous had just arrived in Mondstadt, and Star, March 7th, and Danheng were still cleaning up the antimatter legion at the Black Tower space station. They were all about to embark on their own destinies, but that day, a screen suddenly appeared, instantly changing their fates. Along with the various fan-made videos playing on the screen, even the characters themselves were "given away."
The thought of traveling through time as a pirate and having the ability to wish for a partner in another world makes your blood boil!
When Lin Zhi took the risk to borrow money from the bandit king Sig, saved enough to make a wish, and summoned Aqua, the goddess of water full of wisdom.
He thought it would be better to think about punching the four emperors and kicking the general.
Until Pokémon Rockets Meowth, One-Punch Man King and other outrageous partners appeared one after another, Lin Zhi couldn't even think about it.
He just wants to live a good life with this group of cheaters in an era where heroes are rising together...
Returning to the ancient past, starting with just a dog! Qin Xuan feels a bit sad about meeting the Black Emperor! The Desolate Heavenly Emperor: "Unrivaled throughout eternity! Slay every dog I see!" The Great Emperor Wushi: "Who will reign supreme at the end of the immortal path! I won't take the blame for Little Black's actions!" The Heavenly Emperor Ye: "I am the Heavenly Emperor, I will slay all enemies! Black Emperor, where do you think you're going!" When eternity looks back, Qin Xuan has achieved the pinnacle of the Emperor's path. Looking at the black dog the size of a calf beside him, he reminisces about the past! "If heaven gave me another chance, I would say—you damn dog, get lost!" The Black Emperor: "Woof...I'll bite you to death!"
The story starts with Lan Nuo awakening his nostalgic game spirit...
If the first spirit skill is to summon plants from Plants vs. Zombies, it is just a coincidence, then it is hard to explain the ability to transform into the four masters and apprentices in Dream Westward Journey, the Trident missile with double bullets in DDTank, the Fire Kirin in CrossFire, and the Pokémon Ball by coincidence...
When other people's Blue Silver Grass is still learning to entangle, his Pea Shooter has already hidden behind the Tall Nut, watching the Big Ejection Mushroom inflict real damage to the enemy through the shield. When others are still practicing their own spirit skills, he can already skillfully pick up the Fire Demon Slash, and can even separate the shadows when he falls to form a Mysterious Ice Formation. When others are still practicing hidden weapons and making Zhuge's Divine Crossbow, he calmly took out a Fire Kirin, lit a cigarette with the muzzle, and said: Sir! Eat shit! When the whole continent realized that this guy with a better style than himself was a disaster, he drove out a base vehicle, and the mobilized soldiers around him shouted: "Twist your neck to the right!"
"Running is the wind of freedom." Like a meteor, its iron hooves leave a mark on the field, its crimson afterimage resembling the wings of a phoenix. Fear not failure, only fear not running. Only you can determine the height of your future. Aim for the "Triple Crown."