Kato Megumi: "I want to be a great wizard!" Chen Yuan (glancing at the talent on the attribute panel): "No, you don't want to."... In the era of spiritual energy revival, Chen Yuan, who has a favorability system, always feels that the world is weird. Fubuki, the honorary principal of the high school, has a sister called the trembling Tornado, and the homeroom teacher Sakata Ginpachi, has a brother Sakata Gintoki, a high-quality warrior who would steal his credit card. When Kobayashi, known as the strongest dragon knight in history, flew over the school, Chen Yuan seemed to understand something... It tells the story of when spiritual energy revival occurs in the two-dimensional world. It is tentatively scheduled to feature characters from "How to Develop a Boring Girlfriend", "Date a Live", "One Punch Man", "Gintama", "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid", "Gabriel's Fall", "The King's Avatar", "Natsume's Book of Friends", "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.", "Kuroko's Basketball", "White Album", "Steins;Gate", "Under One Person", "Revelry Street", "One Piece", "Naruto", "Love Apartment" and other worlds... ps: There are typos that may affect reading.
I transmigrated into the body of Orochimaru, one of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha. There are still three months left before I defect because my human experiments were exposed.
Looking at the golden snake eyes in the mirror, I smiled.
Danzo is my collaborator, Itachi Uchiha is someone I'm observing, and the Akatsuki organization is my potential future client.
But their vision is too narrow.
I took out a proposal titled "Feasibility Report and Ethical Considerations on Using Cloning Technology and Intercolumnar Cells to Achieve Immortality".
The first step is to deceive... no, to invite the future Fifth Hokage, Tsunade, to join my board of directors.
Some people say that all roads lead to Rome. Fang Che, who was born in Rome, thought that he should destroy the road outside to prevent people from always trying to enter his house.
Traveling through the world where elves live, there is a grandfather of the king of the alliance, a father of a gym leader, a mother of a high-level cultivator, a sister-in-law of a perfume master, and an uncle of a mining tycoon. What else does he need to work hard for?
"I want to get to the top of the world on my own!"
[Ding, Little Penguin Mall is here to serve you wholeheartedly. The purpose of this mall is to create happiness with your salary! 】
Looking at his golden finger that was desperate for money, Fang Che looked at his elf again and fell into deep thought.
Metagross is painting himself,
Coco Dora is losing weight while eating,
The giant mantis is practicing boxing hard.
The huge steel-armored crow looked at him and wanted to hug him.
Lucario looked at himself with his blind eyes,
Genesect is guarding him like a knight
[Family-based cultivation + Many children, many blessings + Plundering across countless realms + Dimensional reduction attack]
Xie Wuwang, a powerful cultivator at the Tribulation Transcending stage, had his physical body shattered by lightning and fell into the Windless Belt.
Complete loss of cultivation? Depletion of spiritual energy?
Xie Wuwang looked at Empress Hancock before him and smiled calmly: "Since we cannot cultivate on our own, then let us create an immortal race and use the fortune of this world to recast our immortal bodies!"
As a result, the art style of the One Piece world collapsed.
While others practiced domineering techniques, he taught his son to practice the "Ancient Sacred Body".
While others ate the fruit, he taught his daughter to cultivate the "Ten Thousand Swords Return to the Source".
While others were robbing treasures, he opened the [Interdimensional Channel] to buy goods from the neighboring region!
Go to the Demon Slayer world: "Muzan? He's nothing but the dregs of an immortal medicine. Capture him and refine him into pills."
In the Naruto world: "Nine-Tails? This little dog is quite intelligent. Let's catch it and give it to the second brother as a mount."
In the Douluo Continent: "Tang San? Playing with hidden weapons? Before my natal flying sword, you dare to utter the word 'hidden weapons'? Kneel down!"
Years later, Im launched the Heavenly King's plan to destroy the world.
Xie Wuwang sat high above the heavens, annihilating the Red Earth Continent with a single finger, his voice indifferent:
"Insects know not the heights of the sky. Today, I will teach you what it means to be an immortal and what it means to be a god!"
Upon waking up, the global human race collectively crossed into a barbaric and primitive world.
Here, there are no tall buildings, no civilization and technology, and even food and resources are extremely lacking. There are still indescribable monsters hidden in the darkness.
Crisis is everywhere, food is in short supply, people’s hearts are plunged into endless darkness, and countless people are fighting for a bite of food.
Fortunately, Tang Zheng has awakened the SSS-level talent, and everything is synthesized!
Therefore, when others were shivering with hunger and cold, Tang Zheng had already synthesized the four-piece set of necessary wasteland reclamation!
When others finally built the tree house, Tang Zheng was already lying flat in the beautiful two-story small western-style building.
When others were besieged by a strange animal and desperate, Tang Zheng carried the RPG Ultimate Burst that he had synthesized and pulled the trigger.
Looking at the monster army that was instantly annihilated, Tang Zheng sighed helplessly.
“Is it just that lethal? It seems that even if I get an SSS-level talent, I’m still too weak.”
“It’s going to come on.”
Hu Feng traveled to a parallel world, watched a rubbish martial arts movie, posted a bad review, and was subjected to crazy online violence.
[You piece of shit, do you dare to slander my brother?]
[I advise you to be a good person. After all, it was someone else's hard-earned film. What right do you have to slander them?]
[I think your parents and sister all look quite human, why don't you do human things? ]
Just when he was so angry that he was about to call the police, the system came.
[The host has been detected to be facing a large amount of abuse, slander, and personal attacks. The tireless system of taunting has been activated! ]
[The martial arts film "Swordsman" project has started! ]
[Congratulations to the host for receiving the filming manual for the movie "Swordsman"]
[From now on, all comments, messages, and phone calls that insult, slander, or attack you and your family will be turned into your startup capital, 10,000 per message, and the amount will be settled in three days!]
[From now on, all comments, voice messages, and phone calls that insult, slander, or attack you and your family will be recorded by the system. If the movie reaches number one during its release, we will launch a counterattack! You can choose from 1,000 methods to counterattack, including deducting 100 yuan from the opponent, making them eat a green-headed fly, and making them pull their pants pockets!]
Hu Feng slapped his thigh and said, "Okay!"
He immediately started the live broadcast!
"This movie is shit! Come argue!"
"I'll stay online for seven days and fight you!"
"Whoever is a coward is a dog!"
One year later.
"Director Hu, stop arguing. No one is investing in our movie anymore!"
"It doesn't matter, I can spray it myself!"
Ye Chen, an outer disciple of Shangji Sect, was bullied by his fellow disciples because of his poor qualifications. He went down the mountain to train and died at the hands of a ferocious beast.
"I won't accept it! I won't accept it!..."
At the same time, another young man in a parallel universe traveled through the soul: reborn in Ye Chen's body, the young man vowed to take revenge!
At this time, a voice sounded in Ye Chen's mind:
[Ding! The Immortal Cultivation Simulator has been activated! ...]
[Detect that the protagonist's spiritual root is a waste spiritual root of the five elements. Do you want to consume 1500 spiritual energy to improve it...]
[The protagonist's realm is low. When he reaches the foundation-building stage, he will start endless automatic cultivation...]
...
Activate the Immortal Cultivation Simulator and start automatic cultivation!
From then on, Ye Chen became invincible.
"Fight? I'm invincible, you can do whatever you want!"
[Patrick Star + Reborn Empress + Evolution + Dimensional Reduction Attack Against High-Level Martial Arts]
In the world of beast taming, every martial artist can contract a demon beast and bind it as their natal demon beast.
From that moment on, our lives were intertwined, supporting and helping each other to achieve our goals.
Fang Yuan is reincarnated as the head of Patrick Star at the beginning of the story, and is about to be contracted by the reborn empress.
As a comedic anime character, immortality is just standard practice.
Transmigrating to this real world was already a devastating blow to them, but now the system tells him that Pie can also devour and evolve on this basis, adding points to become stronger!
Max out all attributes, max out all skills... max out everything that can be allocated points!
"What are the Four Divine Beasts, what are the Six Evil Gods? I am the only true god!"
"I don't eat beef? Sorry, I'm the one who really doesn't eat beef!"
"Little reborn empress, watch as Boss Pai takes you to new heights!"
...
Fu Lingbing, the Human Empress, is a peak Emperor-level powerhouse, one in a billion!
In his previous life, he made a contract with a low-ranking, one-star monster, a small water turtle, which had the lowest bloodline. Through his perseverance, he successfully evolved it into a five-star Emperor-rank Beiming Xuanwu.
However, this had already reached the monster's limit, and neither side could advance any further.
The divine position was almost within reach, yet he was defeated by the Heavenly Tribulation of Proving the Dao.
"With the accumulation of hundreds of years in my previous life, in this life, I will definitely seize that burning divine position!"
But right after Fu Lingbing gave up on the little water turtle, that stupid-looking starfish appeared.
"Damn it! This guy doesn't even have a trace of bloodline!"
And what the heck is "SpongeBob, let's go jellyfish hunting?!"?
"I originally thought I was just an ordinary person." "Suddenly one day, a beautiful woman stood behind me and asked me to pull out that damn sword." "At that moment, I suddenly realized something was wrong." "But this is no big deal. After reading Le Morte d'Arthur, I am invincible here. As long as I don't give birth to Mordred, don't marry Guinevere, and honestly be a king, there will be no problems." "But...?"
A seasoned otaku was watching anime while taking a bath when he accidentally tossed his phone charger into the tub.
When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in the world of Bleach, where Ichigo had just drawn Zangetsu.
Other Zanpakuto teach their masters to become stronger, but I teach Ichigo to slack off and do nothing.
Kurosaki Ichigo held me up as I slashed at a Hollow, and I said, "I have a pimple on my left chin, hurry up and squeeze it!"
Worse still, I discovered that I seem to be able to absorb the power of death in reverse?
When Aizen smiled and pulled out Kyoka Suigetsu, I said, "Give it to me!"
Aizen: "...Where's my sword?"
The Grim Reapers: "What happened to the promised action-packed battle manga?!"