I've been transported to the world of Naruto and possess a "Deranged Person's Alias ​​System." I can unlock aliases simply by gaining the presence of Naruto characters.

So let's see how Bai Shuoyue uses the "Please Don't Die" ability to change the course of the war.

Why would Xia Youjie, a rare advocate of orthodoxy, betray his close friend and leave Konoha Village?

How did Aragami Chuuya end up hanging on the altar of Iwagakure by the mackerel, high above yet utterly alone?

Why did the sisters, Kurome and Akame, part ways in Kirigakure? What will Will and Tatsumi do?

How will Academy City flourish in Sunagakure?

Behind all this, Bai Shuoyue chuckled to himself, finding it all incredibly amusing.

(A satisfying read, no protagonist suffering, fake plot twists, happy ending)

[Comedy + Crime Solving + Superpowers + No System]

Chen Mo, a struggling author, accidentally joined the Superpower Regulatory Bureau while going downstairs to buy instant noodles, thus stepping into the world of superpowered individuals.

"What's your ability? To become rich!"

"And yours? Fire manipulation! Both are amazing."

"What? What is my ability? It's pretty, pretty ordinary, I guess. It's just that I can eliminate your superpowers."

Through a series of supernatural cases, Chen Mo gradually matures. As the layers of the world's secrets are revealed, Chen Mo discovers that his superpowers seem to be getting stranger and stranger.

"But don't be afraid. I, Chen Mo, have overcome countless dangers, not because of any superpowers, but because of my brilliant mind and extraordinary charm. Don't you agree?"

Inside the prison, countless criminals sent there by Chen Mo raised their middle fingers.

Despite being condemned by everyone, Chen Mo didn't care. As the Minister of the Superpower Integration Department, this was the weight of the crown he had to bear.

Sometimes, however, Chen Mo's thoughts would drift back to that afternoon when he went downstairs to buy instant noodles.

What a waste of such a good box of instant noodles.

A failed transmigrator is reborn, luckily arriving in the world of Fairy Tail. Possessing the cheat ability to analyze extraordinary powers, Hope is determined to reach the pinnacle this time. Slaying dragons, vanquishing evil, destroying gods... Law, shattering, imbuing... All magic will be mine!

Yun Muyu, a transmigrator from Blue Star, was adopted by the Ice Demon Empress and brought back to the Ice Extreme Immortal Palace. During his twenty years there, his master and senior sisters developed unusual feelings for him. Whether it was his beloved master, his doting uncle, or his nine senior sisters, they all...

Reborn into a wild world, surrounded by dinosaurs, and still a four-year-old child?

It seems like a hellish start, but I am Son Gohan!

You said that some Saiyans learned of Shenron's existence and wanted to come to Earth to make a wish?

It's okay, I'll do a couple more push-ups and show them what the perfect combination of an Earthling and a Saiyan looks like!

So when an incredibly powerful enemy attacked, Gohan, after training, suppressed it with absolute power, stunning the enemy from all timelines and universes.

Goku: Gohan, you defeated them all?

Vegeta: Impossible! How could I lose to the son of a lower-class warrior?

Cell: How can Gohan in this world be so strong? I've made so many preparations and I've become so much stronger!

Buu: I am the most perfect and strongest warrior, how could I possibly lose?

Jiren: This world's Gohan... something's not right!

When powerful enemies from countless worlds attacked, Gohan continued to surpass his limits, becoming the legend of the strongest single warrior!

He transmigrated to the Dragon Ball world and became Son Gohan, starting with a training system. Simply doing push-ups increased his strength, and the stronger Son Gohan became, the more push-ups he did. (The system's enhancements are merely supplementary and do not affect Son Gohan's own training to become stronger!)

"Ding! Congratulations, Master, you've done one push-up! Combat power +1!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Master, you did a push-up in the Mental Time Chamber! Combat Power +10!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Master, you've taken a step! Combat power +1!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Master, you did a push-up! Combat power +10!"

...

Beerus: "Damn it! How did Son Gohan train? He's even stronger than me!"

Son Gohan: "It's nothing really, I just do push-ups every day!"

[No system][No melodramatic plot twists][Not mindless][Refreshing read]

He travels to a hopeless future world and becomes Son Gohan, a one-armed boy with a scar on his face.

It seemed like a hellish start, but even after crawling out of his grave, Gohan was all smiles.

Ha, despair? Watch me effortlessly crush all the bosses and ascend to the pinnacle of the universe.

What? The system?

I've already transmigrated into Son Gohan, what need do I have for a system?

Thanks for the invitation. I'm currently in Naruto, but I've been diagnosed with a bloodline disorder.

He kicked Minato Namikaze's butt and slapped the head of the three legendary Konoha ninjas.

He danced at Danzo Shimura's grave, standing shoulder to shoulder with Hashirama Senju.

But I never talk about these things because I'm not interested in ninjas.

While they were still fighting tooth and nail in the so-called ninja world, I had already become a daimyo.

Naruto, there won't be a Hokage anymore, so come be my son.

Oh no, I meant come and be my retainer.

Dada stated:

Let's set a small goal first: to marry the daughter of a famous man.

Let's set another big goal: unify the ninja world!

Forget Konoha, I've already conquered the Land of Fire!