Cheng Jue, Xiao Yu's older brother and Old Man's apprentice, was sucked into Hell by the sealing gate when the Water Demon was being sealed. He escaped Hell through magic, but no one expected that Cheng Jue would arrive in the world of Cursed Return. He fell into the Zen Temple family's training and punishment room and saw a child fighting against various monsters...

(Warning: The abilities of the Monkey Talisman will be slightly rewritten; this is a gay story.)

CP: Zen Temple Shen'er (Gong) - Cheng Jue

Warning: Side pairing is Wu Xia Wu

Official minefield: partial to all - no female protagonist - there is a male protagonist - group pet - non-cool text - partial to daily life - the whole text except Laojuzi no one is the real villain

As everyone knows, all the sorcerers are crazy, and as one of the few "normal people" among them... ?

Bu Le Bai Yan: Why is someone called "Bai Yan" when they are clearly loved? Sorry, I don't know either~

My loved ones have been harmed by the cursed spirit, and I deeply understand the pain of losing loved ones for no apparent reason, so let me join you and make the world have fewer tragedies caused by curses.

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I should be considered a first-year transfer student in technical college, right?

Anyway, I am very glad to come to the technical high school and meet everyone. Sister Glass is really like an older sister, and Wu and Jie are also my good friends. Although there are sometimes some "small frictions" that always give Teacher Ye Mo a headache, they are all very reliable people!

(Whispering: However, I'm still a little worried that Mr. Yemo's hair might fall out because Wu and Jie are always making trouble and destroying school facilities.)

Ahem, and I also feel that as we’ve been together for a long time, everyone starts looking at me weirdly. Is it an illusion?

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Constraint is equivalent to fetters, and fetters actually mean constraints.

"The Lone Moon Shadow" - Nuris

Nuris: My God, please don't leave me again...

The Last One to Awaken: The Same Kind

Nuo: Perhaps... you have taught me what "love" is.

Fanatic admirer

Naoya: Momo-nii~ look at me more~

Confidant

Shen Er: Hey, little thing, you are still alive and well.

…

…and so on.

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[Six Eyes x Ten Kage, Dual Family Heads, CP Satoru] (Title: "Cursed Return: Ten Kage Want to Make the Blue Blue Inhabitable") From his previous life, anime geek Souya, inexplicably reborn as a baby, finds himself transported back to ancient times, having leapt straight into another class. He hoped to capitalize on his centuries-old knowledge to pretend he was a genius, but after all that, he discovered he was still a modern person, forced to lie low and enjoy a decadent life of free food and clothing. Unfortunately, life is unpredictable, and fate's gifts come with a price tag. This is the incredibly dangerous world of Cursed Return! Lying low? Impossible! Join the dignified Sukuna in a round-the-clock battle! With a future so hopeless he can't see clearly, it's better to just give up. But Zenin Souya, looking up at the azure sky, decided to gamble his life for those shining stars. There once was someone you could only admire from afar. The more you see, the more you become addicted; the closer you get, the more you become captivated. I finally understand what it means to fall in love with a world. Looking back, the blue sky also dwells in my heart. To this day, the blue sky remains crystal clear. Minecraft and User Guide: 1. Single worldview, only curses return. This story follows a philosophy of enlightenment, infant transformation, and growth. It's not a story of instant success from the start. It doesn't follow the high-school path, but aims to transform the world of curses from top to bottom. The protagonist has personality issues (carefully selected from psychology books), is a receptive character, and the romance is secondary. 2. I'm a new author who wants to write a long novel, but my writing skills are limited, making it difficult to update. I'll slowly revise the story as I come up with new ideas. Point out any issues, and the author will respond with courage after reading the comments. It takes a long time to criticize the author, so please exit if you're unhappy.

Shao Xian went back in time to when he was ten years old and met his pitiful old enemy. He wanted to personally train him so that when the other grew up, he wouldn’t turn against him.

But he didn’t expect that this old enemy would turn sweet and sticky after being taken care of.

It was just that this little sweet cake was too insecure and often, golden beads of tears would drip.

As soon as he cried, Shao Xian was helpless, and of course, he would want to give him everything.

—

On the way to an auction, Shao Xian died in a car accident.

Before he died, he thought, Fu Baizhou must be very pleased without him being present to mix things up.

After all, in Yan City, Fu Baizhou shocked everyone with a name of being cruel and ruthless.

Only one person dared to confront him.

When he opened his eyes again, he was wearing a custom suit, reexperiencing his tenth birthday.

He saw a dirty little boy being ridden on like a horse. He suddenly remembered the rumors that had been circulating widely in his previous life. It was about the tragic childhood of a ruthless man surnamed Fu.

Su Qingyu is the most famous “scumbag” in the entertainment industry. He commits crimes based on his beauty. He has CPs everywhere and in his harem are half of the male stars in the entertainment industry.

Probably because the CP fans were too resentful, Su Qingyu was bound to the scumbag transformation system of the Underworld after his death.

System: [Hellow host, our Underworld systems are the only official systems in the Underworld.]

[ Many people who were hurt by scumbags and died with hatred and resentment had obsessions too deep and were trapped in the Underworld, unwilling to be reincarnated. Our task is to reform the scumbags who hurt them, eliminate their resentment, and let them put down their obsessions and reincarnate.]

Su Qingyu: “…”

[Gloomy Director]:

Su Qingyu transformed into a director infatuated with the scumbag. The director promoted the scumbag from an unknown little star to a top actor.

After the scumbag became popular, he kicked him out and formed a national CP with a popular actress.

The night Su Qingyu came over, he was lying on the soft, big bed of a hotel and posted on his WeChat Moments.

[The male lead in my new movie is now not scheduled to star. We are urgently looking for a male lead. Whoever comes to my hotel for an audition first within an hour will be the male lead.]

An hour later, the hot searches exploded.

#Twelve male stars fighting in front of Director Xu’s hotel#

A year later, hot searches were the norm”

#xxx asked Director Xu who his favourite actor is#

#Director Xu said he just wants to give every actor who works hard a chance#

[Emperor’s Beloved Concubine]:

Su QIngyu transformed into the young general who was used as a tool by the scumbag prince. The general’s office protected him the entire way and put the lowly scumbag prince on the throne.

After the scumbag prince ascended the throne,e due to his fear and suspicion, the young general’s family was ruined and he was trapped in the palace.

When the fight for the throne was the most intense, the scumbag prince saw a pale hand stretching out from the black dragon carriage at night. The slender young general held this hand and was quietly pulled into the carriage at night, taken into the harem.

The next morning, the scumbag prince, who had not slept all night, broke into the young general’s room and asked him where he went last night. In the blink of an eye, he saw his father’s gloomy face behind the bed’s curtain.

That day was the first time that the third prince of the Dasheng Kingfom knelt down and called his concubine Noble Consort.

After Lü Bu was hung by Cao Cao at White Gate Tower, he travelled to the end of the Qin dynasty. By chance, he was thrown into the camp of the Hegemon-King of Western Chu and helped him conquer north and south, compete for power, and unify the Central Plains.

–Lü Bu was disappointed to discover that although his death was laughable, compared to this person, he could still be regarded as someone sensible.

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

[Two male leads + gossip + entertainment industry + beloved by the group (both are virgins, 1V1)]

Ning Shile struggled for most of his life only to find out that he was just cannon fodder in a melodramatic novel.

They even ended up cooperating with the villains by a twist of fate.

Zheng also tossed aside the contract: "The agreement is for one year, with a reward of 30 million. After one year, the bridge and the road will go their separate ways."

Ning Shile nodded excitedly: "Great! Great!"

*

After teaming up, Ning Shile continued to uphold the principle of enjoying the gossip to the fullest.

Zheng Ye's judgment is really bad; his assistant is probably the mole!

No wonder Zheng went bankrupt; he didn't invest in such a good opportunity.

Zheng Ye: ...I can hear you.

To get closer to the melons, Ning Shile specially went on a rural variety show.

[Oh! This is the protagonist who disguised his identity in the original work!]

[Haha, still shipping them? My childhood sweetheart has already changed his mind!]

[The protagonist, adored by everyone, is truly exceptional!]

As we were eating, things seemed to be going a little wrong.

The protagonist was furious for him.

Brother Zhuma stepped in to clarify for him

The protagonist, who is the bottom, pesters him every day, calling him "brother".

Until the very end, the entire internet was saying: We're totally shipping them!!

*

Zheng Ye, the richest man in the capital, suddenly appeared on a rural variety show. One second he was a high-class tycoon, and the next second he turned into a pitiful puppy in front of Ning Shile.

Zheng Ye: Wife, look at me, just once!

The entire internet is shocked: !? !? !? !?

Shocking! You can even see scenes of carnage and cremation in rural variety shows!?

Chuuya Nakahara has recently been harassed by a Port Mafia executive in Tokyo.

Is there anyone who can tell him why the twilight and night, who were usually at odds, suddenly started cooperating and even wanted him and Dazai Osamu to enroll as students?

Isn't he a detective?

A primary school student felt a chill down his spine on his way home from school. He turned around and saw an orange-haired boy blowing dry ice on him.

Chuuya: I'm a detective, tell me where Shinichi Kudo is!

The real Shinichi Kudo, Conan: ...He...he's missing.

Immediately afterwards, another man in black, wearing bandages, came over and pointed a gun at his head: "I'm a detective. Do you really not know where Shinichi Kudo went?"

Conan: ...

When I first met you, no one mentioned that you were a dark force.

One day, a worker at an unknown distillery was surrounded by elementary school students on his way home.

The other person looked somewhat frightened, then pulled out a gun: "I...I'm a detective. Who's your boss?!"

ah?

No, who exactly is the villain?

[A crossover of Detective Conan, pairing Taichi and Nakaba, executive Zai (17) x Armed Detective Nakaba (17) (Pay attention!)]

[A very innocent high school romance (emphasis added), and there are no hats in this one!]

[This is a campus romance novel (?), so please don't take it too seriously as I'm not very good at writing cases (but I still wrote one TT)]

There will definitely be out-of-character moments; the entire Detective Conan universe is populated by official couples (Shinichi and Ran, etc.)

[This story features a happy ending, but contains many personal interpretations. Any differences from the original work are the author's personal interpretations, not plot holes.]

[Creating this wasn't easy, thank you all for liking it!!]