When a misanthropic writer collides with the world of passionate sorcery, the whole world goes crazy!

I find even living troublesome, yet you want me to save the world?

Osamu Dazai, a bandaged beauty who elegantly contemplates death every day, one day fails in his suicide attempt but unexpectedly finds himself transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen.

Here—

His "No Longer Human" became the ultimate cheat code!

A cursed spirit? It'll vanish into thin air the moment you touch it!

A technique with no limits? It'll fail the moment you touch it!

Two-Faced Sukuna? The old man Sukuna screamed inside Itadori's body: "Get away from me! This madman is acting strange!!"

Gojo Satoru excitedly invited him, "Come be my teacher! Let's rule the world of jutsu together!"

Yuuji Itadori, his eyes sparkling, exclaimed, "Dazai-san! Teach me how to instantly kill a Super-grade Cursed Spirit!"

Fushiguro Megumi questioned her existence: "...Is this reasonable?"

Kugizaki Nobara went berserk: "Where did this cheater even come from?!"

And Dazai Osamu himself—

Sitting melancholy on the rooftop, gazing at the sunset, he sighed, "Alas... even suicide can't be left in peace."

The most insane invader of the sorcery world in history is about to overturn all the rules!

"Your passionate youth? Boring."

"Your lofty ideals? Ridiculous."

"Since you insist on keeping me alive... then let the world go mad with me."

(The characters are severely out of character!!!!!! Please do not enter if you mind)

[The Lost Tomb + The Mystic Nine + Reverse Transmigration + Sickly + Slow-burn All Characters + 100% Animal Affinity] (Dark setting, no good characters in the main cast, the first few chapters will be angsty, later chapters will include imprisonment and forced love) [Please don't attack the main characters or me! The author is emotionally fragile, please don't give bad reviews. If you don't like it, just leave quietly.] My name is Jiang Shubai. Due to my illness, my father sent me to a remote mountain village when I was about six years old, supposedly to recuperate back home. When I was old enough to live independently, I lived alone in that villa. But one ordinary day, a group of uninvited guests broke into my villa, disrupting my life. They were a group of tomb raiders. I didn't know where they came from, and they directly subdued me with force. I was powerless and had to submit, forced to live under the same roof as them. After they left me, I was forcibly bound to a system.

What are door gods?

Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas said: "Many boys have a dream, a dream of scoring a perfect, spectacular goal. My dream is to prevent them from scoring that goal."

Juventus goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon said, "I like to be the one who stands out on the field."

"Goalkeeper?"

When asked this question, Ezio rubbed his curly hair.

"So, the goalkeeper's job is... to prevent the opponent from scoring, right?"

We're just ordinary goalkeepers, ordinary goalkeepers.

Real Madrid defenders say: Don't worry, we'll give you the chance to become a god!

On the road to becoming a goalkeeper god, how could we forget the terrible defense? Ezio, who was hailed as a genius goalkeeper from a young age, was forced to dive and dive to save the goal, becoming Real Madrid's iron gate after Casillas left.

Real Madrid fans: We have the youngest dad in the world!

---Author: Meilingge. I'll try not to be overly critical, but I'll probably praise her. Sasuke fans, proceed with caution!--

CP Asensio, our group's single cutie, world-class goal prince, usually mischievous, adorably mischievous, check him out!

The novel will be available for purchase on Tuesday, June 26th, with three chapters released on that day!

[Two male leads, please refrain from negative comments if you disagree]

Genkawa Sawa, the eldest son of the Genji clan, was born into nobility and was exceptionally intelligent. He should have had a bright future, but his family possessed a special treasure that was looted, leading to the massacre of his entire clan by a sorcerer.

On his escape, Genkawa Sawa unexpectedly encounters the cursed king, Ryoumen Sukuna, and makes a deal with him to take revenge, thus beginning a new chapter in his life.

[Entertainment] [Daily Life] [Single Female Lead] [System] [Singer] [Improper] [Romance] Chu Tian traveled through time and obtained the "Peak Entertainment System." In his previous life, he was a perennial star in the entertainment industry, the last superstar. He debuted as a fresh-faced idol, transitioned to a new role at the peak of his popularity, and ultimately achieved superstardom. He treaded cautiously along the way, dodging numerous dangers, but ultimately, he couldn't avoid sudden death. After traveling to a parallel world, he became a mute, poisoned and persecuted, living a depressed life, living under someone else's roof, waiting for death. Wait! Mute? System? What the hell is a mute with a system? And an entertainment system! Can he sing or act? He can't write novels, can he? [Ding Dong, Newbie Gift Pack Arrived, Received the Song "The First Dream"] Wait a minute, is there a mistake? I'm a man! Why are they giving me female songs? Chu Tian looked at the songs in his inventory, his mind full of questions. Finally, he slowly turned his head to look at his boss in the office, a diva with no songs to sing and about to fade away...

[Two male leads, raising children, saving the world, behind the scenes]

In the third year after Xia Youjie's defection, a child fell out of a spatial rift.

The child has a face that looks remarkably like Gojo Satoru, but with a pair of purple eyes that resemble his, he sweetly calls him "Mommy."

He thought it was a cruel joke played by fate, or a new provocation from his best friend.

Until the child casually wiped away the level one curse spirit, unconsciously purifying the deep-seated ailment of his soul, and muttered "bad brain flower" and "King of Curses" in his sleep...

Xia Youjie then realized that what he had picked up wasn't trouble, but a savior who could potentially overturn the entire world.

There are original characters; Itadori and his friends enrolled early.

Cheng Jue, Xiao Yu's older brother and Old Man's apprentice, was sucked into Hell by the sealing gate when the Water Demon was being sealed. He escaped Hell through magic, but no one expected that Cheng Jue would arrive in the world of Cursed Return. He fell into the Zen Temple family's training and punishment room and saw a child fighting against various monsters...

(Warning: The abilities of the Monkey Talisman will be slightly rewritten; this is a gay story.)

CP: Zen Temple Shen'er (Gong) - Cheng Jue

Warning: Side pairing is Wu Xia Wu

【Child of the Five Summers】【Group Darling】【Coser】Yayoi, whose appearance has a particularly handsome anime style, was asked by a friend to cosplay a character from the anime "Juu-chan". After watching the anime at double speed and visiting some anime forums, Yayoi decided to do a cosplay based on her own design.

(Two male leads, the pairing is Wu → male lead ← Jie)

Hua Qianjing is a mission participant in the "Saving Unresolved Feelings" system, traveling through various worlds to complete missions.

One day, I arrived in the world of cursed return, where I was abandoned on the streets of Tokyo by an unreliable system, and picked up by a white cat.

He saved Heaven and Earth, and thus achieved the dual teacher relationship between Jie and Wu.

He further used his abilities to amass wealth and control everything in his own hands.

Ultimately, the goal of ensuring everyone's survival was achieved, except for Ryomen Sukuna and Naoka.

But to his surprise, during the mission, the two men became attached to him and he couldn't shake them off.

The first rule for mission takers is to avoid developing any emotional connection with the target person outside of the mission.

Second rule for mission takers: If anything other than the first rule occurs, mission takers, accept your fate; you can't escape it!

(Main episode, featuring other anime worlds, but not part of the main storyline)

[Main focus on spellcasting + main focus on attack + pairing with Gojo Satoru + strong + childhood friends + mutual pampering + 1v1]

After Zenji Naoya died in his two previous lives, he opened his eyes again and found himself back in his first life at the age of five.

In this life, he possesses ten shadow magic techniques passed down through the Zen family, and is equipped with the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. He receives countless system rewards, but the price is emotional indifference.

He had intended to spend his life in a Zen temple or family home until his death.

Until that snowy night, the divine child with azure eyes took the initiative to approach him.

From then on, Naoya became Gojo Satoru's childhood friend, getting used to this white cat dominating his life, his sight, and everything about him. They grew up together and entered junior college together.

He thought this kind of daily life would last forever.

Until that night, he foresaw the white-haired divine son lying in a pool of blood, whose once azure eyes, which had reflected the heavens, had completely lost their luster.

An unprecedented, intense, piercing pain gripped his heart tightly.

"Will enlightenment lead to death?"

[Reading Warning]

*CP: Cold and rational Naoya with the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception (top) x Mad and possessive Satoru Gojo (bottom)

*Childhood friends mutually doting on each other, a clash of two strong personalities, 1v1, HE (Happy Ending)

*Not suitable for reading if everyone is pushing the curse back; it's really unfriendly.

*OOC is my own work, and my personal interpretations are numerous.

*Naoya's two deaths: one in the Cursed World, and one in another world.