[Hilarious] + [Easy] + [Cool]

There has always been such a saying in the circle of the treacherous master.

Don't mess with anyone.

This guy is born to be a tightrope walker on the edge of life and death.

Have you ever met a girl with a gap and kissed her straight away? The key point is that she is still soft in his arms.

Have you ever seen someone who encountered a tricky situation of feeding paper in the toilet and simply stepped on the hand that came in from under the partition? Afterwards, not only did nothing happen, but I also liked to mention the three pieces of toilet paper presented by the other party.

Human beings are trembling with trepidation.

Everyone is still walking on thin ice to survive, this guy is basically here to accept younger brothers from the strange world!

As soon as the fight started, it was a mess, and several old ladies rushed up, not to mention the colleagues who were scared to death, and the bosses on the opposite side were all surrounded.

Liu Huaqiang probably would have been frozen in place if he was present.

[Weird][Gu Dao][New Upgrade System]

Blind Lin Hun, the ninth generation corpse collector of the Zhen Gui Division, was born in an unlucky state, but he used his broken body to practice the evil way.

Collecting corpses, sewing corpses, refining corpses... He spends all day with weird people, and accidentally awakens the god-level trick "Longevity and Nourishing Gu Method" -

Use longevity as firewood, cook supernatural powers, and raise insects to become immortal!

From the warrior realm to the ghost realm, he traded his life for strength, and every step was thrilling. Under the sky prison, the gluttonous corpses were sealed; in the nine blood moons, the chains imprisoned the ancient ghost gods; the shadow tentacles gnawed at all living things, and the ghost fog, ghost sea, and ghost temple were full of murderous intentions.

Lin Hun made plans in secret, borrowed the strange crystal to break through the realm, refined the three-eyed Yin Gu, and killed the evil spirits like slaughtering a dog.

Faced with the "carnal wonderland" of Huanxi Zhenjun, he devoured his enemies in the underworld; he had an ambiguous relationship with the plump and beautiful Zhao Mei'e, but was involved in the dynasty's conspiracy.

When the nine unknown places appeared in the world, he finally transformed from an ant into the supreme god who controls the evil way!

[Change to 100+Stick to Stick+No Intelligence Loss+Genius Player/Cute and Weird+1v1]

My name is Luo Shutong. I traveled through time and became a little loli with white hair.

But I was originally a blue boy.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he was almost dissected by his perverted cousin. After barely escaping, he was thrown into a horror copy and became the lowest-level weird NPC.

What’s even more terrifying is that I met her.

Xia Yubing, Hanxia's genius judge, is a monster-level player who has cleared four dungeons in a row.

She is cold and powerful.

And I, a weakling soul-level monster, stood trembling in front of her, afraid that I would be killed in one blow in the next second.

In order to survive, I decided to hold her thighs tightly!

"Sister, stick to it!"

"Rules? Clues? I'll give them all to you!"

"Don't kill me, I'm a very good boy!"

But the way she looks at me...why is it getting more and more wrong?

Wait! I'm weird! Sister, wake up!

————

My name is Xia Yubing.

Regarding the strange stories about national destiny, death copies, and endless killing... I've really had enough.

Until I met that little white-haired loli.

She is obviously weird, but clumsy and cute.

She would stutter while handing me the menu, secretly pull at the corner of my clothes, and even... she would snuggle into my arms with a blushing face.

She is like a ray of light, shining into my dark world.

I want to protect her, even if she is weird.

No, I should say - precisely because she is weird, I want to keep her.

After all, in this world...

Only I can bully her.

————

"Sister, don't kill me..."

"Be good, I won't kill you... but don't even think about escaping."

A good-for-nothing son-in-law returns from the Journey to the West to be deified, only to be unexpectedly drawn into a game of rule of ghost stories. Under the ghost stories, each nation selects a chosen one, live-streamed worldwide. Relying on the chosen one to complete ghost story tasks and secure national fortune. While other nations' contestants diligently adhere to the rules and gather clues, Tang Sanzang seizes rule rewards, climbs the rule rankings, and deciphers the secret realms of the rules... blasting through dungeons, breaking no taboos, and sweeping through them all!

[Light Hundred] After being baptized by a dump truck, Lin Yun successfully transmigrated, but...

What the heck is the Fireworks Panel? Change back to normal, I don't want to become a girl.

What's even more concerning is

Why are there so many ghosts?! Brains, intestines, blood...

Wow, I'm so excited!!!

Huh???

——————————————————

"Beautiful lady, what's your name?"

"Me? Lin Yun,"

Or you can call me Fireworks.

(I'm really sorry, this is my first time writing a book, the beginning is terrible, even I can't stand reading it. But from chapter 27 onwards there's a qualitative leap, you can start reading from there. Don't worry about the setting or anything, because the beginning doesn't make any sense at all.)

Travel across the globe to a world infested with eerie creatures. Starting the game, you're bound to a shelter; if the shelter is destroyed, the player dies. To survive, you must brave the dangers of leaving the shelter and venture into a world filled with strange creatures to scavenge supplies and strengthen the shelter. Meanwhile, Shen Hui, traveling with you, discovers he's become a walking humanoid shelter. The shelter's functions have been transformed into corresponding abilities.

[Wooden walls transformed into wooden skin]

[Shelter repairs transformed into health replenishment]

[Storage space transformed into storage]

As the shelter's level increases and more buildings are unlocked, Shen Hui transforms into a humanoid fortress!

[Wall of Flesh transformed into an Indestructible Body]

[Thousand Eyes Watchtower transformed into Abyssal Vision]

While others risk leaving their shelters to scavenge for supplies on the edge of a strange forbidden zone, Shen Hui, a humanoid shelter, has already shattered the forbidden zone with his incredible abilities!

Mist], [Cave], [Dark Sea], [Floating Island]...

[Magic], [Potion], [Fighting Skills], [Sealed Objects]...

In this strange and bizarre God-forsaken place, the survivors who are walking on thin ice will inevitably fall into the abyss, but the ambitious explorers can also glimpse the opportunity for extraordinary sublimation!

Hundreds of millions of travelers have ushered in an unprecedented fair start! Ling Xiao,

who mustered up the courage to take the lead and "rushed" into the terrifying fog, successfully awakened the [Taotie Heart] with infinite potential!

While others can only brush experience, skills, and equipment, and then sigh at the few weak chicken entries in the talent column, Ling Xiao has been flipping through the pages, thinking about which ones can be eliminated and swallowed, and which ones can be replaced with the brilliant [Myth] level!

...

Many years later, the ruler of the abyss and the remnants of the gods descended one after another, bestowing great and ruthless grace on Ling Xiao, who was "trying to stop a chariot with a mantis arm", "Submit to me, insect,

and I will grant you eternal life!" "That's it? You dare to use such rubbish as [Eternal Life] to fool me!? But! The quality of your batch is okay!"

Looking at this group of delicious "prey" who have not yet figured out the situation, Ling Xiao smiled slightly.

"Go! Translate for them what is...surprise!"

[Strange Stories + National Destiny + Role Playing + Comedy + Decisive Killing] A strange story has arrived, and the National Destiny Game has begun worldwide. Each country will randomly select a chosen person to enter the strange story of rules. If he survives, the country survives. If he dies, the country perishes. At this moment, Zhong Guanghu was chosen. Before he could react, he found himself transformed into Zhongli! [Strange Role Playing System, successfully bound to the host]

When the first beam of moonlight shines on the earth, the twelve apostles stand up from the dim moonlight.

Wizards, Word Spirits, Silver Snakes, Giants, Plague Carriers, Zombies, Knights, Alchemists, Druids, Evil Gods, Blood Clan, Werewolves.

In the long night, who is the hunter, who is the sacrifice, who is the master, and who is the servant?

The claws of the werewolf are so sharp, how suitable they are for my magic gloves.

The bat wings of the blood clan cover the streets, how suitable they are for my magic windbreaker.

The scepter of the evil god, soaked in blood, how suitable they are for my magic cane.

···

Rudolf, the star wizard, walks quietly in the moonlight, his fingers cross the list, collecting his beloved apostle relics one by one.

(The new book "Wizard: Starting from the Blind Box of the Mage Tower" has been released, please support new and old book friends~)

Migrant worker Jiang You’s tinnitus is getting worse!

The whispering in his ears grew louder and louder, and the world also underwent strange changes!

After entering a mirror world shrouded in gray fog and riddled with all sorts of strange things, the sequence begins!

Thousands of strange sequences and magical powers appeared out of nowhere!

Low-level sequence: [Exorcist] [Devil-killing Taoist] [Qi Practitioner] [Warrior]...

High-level sequence: [Infernal Corpse Dharma King] [Three Burial Masters] [White Bone Bodhisattva] [Karma Fire Vajra]...

The myth illuminates the world!