Song Tianming, useless, but not useless, just like useless.

He has the body of all immortals, the strongest physique of immortals, but he can only follow the immortal path.

At the same time, he was born in an era when the ancient immortals disappeared and the immortal path was broken.

There are brilliant martial arts, physical, divine, witch, magic, and magic here, but there is no immortal path, and you can't follow the immortal path.

There is always a way out.

Song Tianming accidentally got the Immortal Cauldron of All Things, and then started a happy immortal cultivation career of picking up garbage and combining treasures.

There are three spiritual roots in the world, one in the sky, two on the earth and three on the ground, and the rest are useless.

The young man A Heng, with a useless spiritual body, holds a three-foot sword, defies the heavens and changes fate.

If the mountains and seas are not peaceful, and the immortal road is not smooth, I will settle them all with one sword.

No system, no harem.

The story begins with a celestial collapse, and Ye Xuan journeys to another world. His cultivation is abolished, he's expelled from the clan, and the imperial family ruthlessly degrades him to a worthless prince. He suffers betrayal from his fiancée and brother, indifference from his father, and backstabbing from his closest associates. Ye Xuan's transformation into a darker force awakens the Villain Summoning System! This system, an enhanced version of the Northern Sea Divine Art, allows you to possess immense strength and inner strength. Whatever I desire, I will seize and use. In this life, I'd rather betray the world than let it betray me! Slay all the hypocrites, all those who disobey, and become the tyrant feared by all. Under his command are a multitude of powerful villains, each possessing unparalleled charm! He dominates the world! The ruthless Cao Zhengchun! The bloodthirsty and insane Blood-Robed Marquis! The unruly General, a chess-like figure, and the ambivalently good and evil Xuantian Evil Emperor! The ambitious and ambitious leader. Later: Demon Lord Zunlou, Buddha Wutian, Abandoned Heavenly Emperor, Soul Heavenly Emperor, Emperor Zun, An Lan, and many more. The villain's charm far surpasses the protagonist's! Ultimately, Ye Xuan dominates the universe, leading numerous powerful villains to annihilate the Son of the World, the protagonist of heaven and earth. The reincarnation of the Ancient Emperor, the Immortal Lord, the reborn God King, the reincarnation of the Empress—all of them bow down before Ye Xuan.

【Invincible + Upgrade + Passionate + Genius + Future City】 Many years later, when Su Gu reached the pinnacle of martial arts, a group of reporters asked him with guns and cannons: "Excuse me, Mr. Su Gu, how did you become a martial arts giant from a useless superpower and an unpromising literature student?" Su Gu: "Martial arts? Can't you become stronger just by breathing?"

There is no waste on the road to immortality, only garbage that you dare not pick up! Lin Chen, a pseudo-spiritual root, is a struggling spiritual plant husband at the bottom of the immortal world. Spirit stones, elixirs, and exercises, each one is out of reach. Until he found an inconspicuous ancient jade in the pile of waste elixirs. Waste elixir? Purify and purify! Broken talismans? Repair and disassemble! Broken copper and iron? Melt the essence! Others discard them like worn-out shoes, but Lin Chen treats them as treasures. Take jade as the foundation and pick up the steps from the trivial. Use wisdom as a blade to survive in the cracks. The young man who walked out of the Lingtian Medicine Garden, relying on his ability to "turn waste into gold", carefully stepped out a thorny road to immortality. The immortal road is vast, and you can also ask for the sea of ​​elixir!

Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Deity Transformation… Three years ago, Qin Beixuan's dantian was injured by a mysterious person. For the past three years, he has been considered a waste by everyone in the sect, scorned by all, and despised by his own master. Three years later, he was thrown off a cliff, but little did he know that he would gain a great opportunity and defy fate. The male protagonist cultivates both immortality and demonhood, and the pace won't be slow. Everyone who passes by should take a look. The rating is a bit low right now, which is normal.

[No system, mortal flow], a mixed spiritual root with all ten systems, accidentally obtained a Chaos Talisman, a treasure of the universe, and thus embarked on the path of cultivating immortals, stepping on the geniuses, slaying thousands of enemies, and seeing mountains of corpses and seas of blood, looking back, all the bones have become a hill!

Sui Qi transmigrated into an interstellar world and became a vicious, love-struck idiot with a terrible reputation, burdened with five million in debt.

She is about to embark on a 21-day post-apocalyptic survival challenge. Success will earn her ten million interstellar coins, enough not only to pay off her debts but also to allow her to live a life of leisure.

The problem is, no one wants to team up with her, and she can't start the game without a full four-person team.

However, all the players avoided her like the plague, so Sui Qi decided to rely on herself and successfully teamed up with three other players who were also unwanted.

An anemic cool guy who faints when hungry, a gloomy teenager with a prosthetic limb, and a nine-year-old girl who is losing her baby teeth.

Netizens exclaimed that they were doomed and were waiting for the "useless team" to be eliminated.

But ironically, they are the most promising.

Anemic cool guy can take on three people at once!

A teenager with a prosthetic leg ruthlessly attacked people!

A nine-year-old girl is the strongest fighter!

Sui Qi, whom everyone sees as a vicious, love-obsessed man, is actually a survival expert!

The entire "Useless Squad" went on a killing spree, attacking any player who dared to challenge them.

Even Lian Jue, the game god admired by all players, suffered a tragic fate.

The useless squad is invincible throughout the game. When they're bored, they get together every night to play a game of tag, and whoever they tag dies.

Netizens exclaimed in shock: "What happened to the supposedly useless team? How come they're all ruthless?!"

Players are devastated: "Isn't this a survival game? When did it turn into a death game?!"

Finally, all the players crowdfunded ten million, which they offer with both hands, begging Sui Qi to be lenient.

Sui Qi accepted the money and said quietly, "A ceasefire today, we'll continue tomorrow."

All the players simultaneously fell back in laughter: "Truly vicious!"

[The Fourth Disaster + Apocalypse + Two-World Bounds + Zombie Players + Infrastructure + Group Portraits + No CP] Lin Yi, reduced to a vegetative state, was tricked into apocalyptic territory by the system, which promised to make her the most powerful apocalyptic queen. Upon arrival, she discovered she was trapped in a jar... The prison was heavily guarded, so even a cockroach would lose a few legs. Lin Yi: Whatever, I'll just die. System: I'll find a few more people to help you? Lin Yi: Bah, you can lie to me, but you can't lie to my fellow villagers! Lin Yi: My fellow villagers, I'll only be lied to!... Later, the first large-scale holographic virtual game, "Law-abiding Little Zombie," officially launched. Players: What kind of shoddy development team dares to claim a holographic game? It must be false advertising! A few days later, the trending search #GiveMeAHelmet# was trending. Playing this game makes me a little uneasy, but not playing it makes me sleepless. At the beginning, I am a little zombie, and I have to steal all my equipment... Hey, aren't we little zombies who obey the law? Choice is more important than hard work. You guys go to be the zombie king, and I want to learn advanced technology and use my hands to fly up to the sky. I really like being a zombie. I feel a kind of half-dead and relaxed feeling. Promise me that you can respect the role-playing when playing games, and don't really become a zombie in real life, okay? Protagonist: Lin Yi

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.