In his previous life, Cui Xian was a PhD in Chinese Language and Literature from a prestigious 985 university.
In this life, he transmigrated to a poor family in ancient times—
A poor family, a pregnant mother, young older siblings, a father and uncle who failed the college entrance exam six times, a grandmother who fantasizes about her son passing the exam and suffers from hysteria, and him who is only eight years old.
Choi Hyun: This is too tragic.
To change his fate, Cui Xian went out to work as a page for a rich young master.
But the young master was a poor student and afraid of taking the exam, so he came up with a bad idea: to secretly register Cui Xian for the imperial examination.
As a result, Cui Xian not only passed the exam, but also went on a killing spree.
He began his studies at the age of eight, wrote "Ode to the Goose" at eight, "Sympathy for the Peasants" at eight and a half, and "... " at nine... Countless great poets were so moved by his work that they gave up writing altogether.
His eight-legged essays laid the foundation for the eight-legged essay format and are hailed as the 'foundational' work.
He opened the stage for debate, engaging in a verbal battle with renowned scholars and learned men from all over the world, proving himself unbeatable.
His commentaries on the Four Books were included in official schools and became the ancient version of the imperial examination textbooks.
He achieved the highest rank in the imperial examination at the age of seventeen.
He also mentored six disciples who became top scholars in the imperial examinations.
He entered the cabinet as Grand Secretary at the age of twenty-seven, reaching the pinnacle of his official career.
He was the last pillar of the literary world in Daliang, a role model and idol for scholars.
Of all the talents in the world, he alone possesses eight-tenths.
He could compose poetry and debate classics when he was in retirement, and write policy essays when he was in the civil service examinations. With his pen, he could govern a great nation; on horseback, he could bring peace to the world.
He single-handedly extended the dynasty's life by three hundred years.
They destroyed Japanese pirates, eliminated the Tatars, built cannons and arsenals, assembled warships, opened up new sea routes, and launched expeditions to Europe.
It became the behind-the-scenes controlling shareholder in 16 countries around the world.
He stood, and the emperor dared not sit.
The officials and ministers wept bitterly, eagerly awaiting: When will the Grand Secretary return to ascend the throne?
And it all started that day when Cui Xian took the imperial examination in place of his young master…
[Thriller Dungeon + Profession System + Overachieving NPCs + Live Streaming + Daily Life Flow] Jiang Ye’s daily routine revolves around work, study, and more work. One day, during class, he’s pulled into a thrilling game world and awakens a unique talent for mastering all professions. However, his professional skills seem a bit… peculiar. Starting with the profession "Small-Town Problem Solver," he gains the ability to make choices for ghosts. [A tricky situation appears before you, make a choice!] (Sadako lunges at you, she—) [A. Wants to tear apart the unfaithful dog of a man in front of her.] [B. Ties him up and whips him relentlessly until death.] [C. Suddenly feels inspired and decides to…] Jiang Ye picks C. From that day on, the entire thriller world’s vibe takes a bizarre turn. Chef, teacher, barber, doctor—each profession comes with its own unique skills. The teacher’s assigned homework must be completed, and places cleaned by the janitor stay spotless automatically. Jiang “Workaholic” Ye: “Honestly, I didn’t start this trend of overachieving in the thriller world!” …Much later, after climbing the ranks and becoming a high-level figure in the thriller world, Jiang Ye points at the ghost NPCs and lectures, “Let’s be real, as professional employees, can’t you act a bit more professional?” Ghost NPC A: “Who gets it? I just want to slack off and coast through my days! Who the heck brought this workaholic king in here?!” Ghost NPC B: “Run! That overachiever is back to revolutionize the industry again!” [How I turned the thriller world into a daily professional life and made the ghost NPCs work harder than ever.]
He Kui traveled through Gundam Seed, but in this world where talent and origin determine everything, as an ordinary adjuster in the military academy, his future can be said to be clouded.
However, the road is boundless, and Golden Finger has still arrived, although...it's a little strange.
If one day, the cultivation exercises that only exist in mythical stories are suddenly made public on the Internet.
And after the confirmation of netizens, these cultivation exercises are real and effective, so at this time, do you choose to practice, or practice?
In the face of the imaginary hand-picking stars, sprinkling beans into soldiers, longevity and Tianqi, and so on...... No one seems to be able to refuse.
Thus, the era of cultivation of all mankind began.
And Yang Xiaoyi, the initiator behind all this, has already prepared a vegetable field, just waiting for the leeks (all mankind) to enter the pit.
Yang Xiaoyi: You asked me why I provided cultivation exercises for free...... Can your leeks thrive without watering fertilizer?
The theme of this book: conquering a different dimensional world, cutting leeks, and the flow of players behind the scenes
The red dragon is the most powerful of the colored dragons. It is greedy, confident, and a little chaotic. When Miles was reincarnated as a red dragon, just when he thought his life was safe, fate played a huge joke on him. Keywords: pseudo DND, system, easy
"Mr. Storm, the World Government considers you the 'worst pirate in history', what do you think about this?"
"The worst pirate in history? It's hard to say. Because the things I have done over the years, the Celestial Dragons have also done it!"
[Entertainment Circle + Negative Emotion Value System + Sharp-tongued + Single Female Lead + Playing on Memes]
Chen Fang transmigrated to become a top-tier "Little Immortal Boy" with a loyal dog persona, but he had just "collapsed" (had his reputation ruined). That's truly... good news!
Sweep aside morality, be himself again!
As soon as he made the decision, he obtained the Negative Emotion Value System, like adding wings to a tiger, immediately going all out!
Participating in a variety show, guests choose segments.
Then go "Corpse Herding"!
Why? Of course, I want to scare people to tears... oh no, to let everyone understand the "returning to one's roots" corpse herding culture. (Not scary, feel free to watch)
In a competition to see who arrives at the destination first, Chen Fang rushes to the driver: "Master, I'm going to catch an adulterer, please drive faster."
Cameraman: "?"
They originally thought he was just letting loose after his "Collapse," but it turns out he's terrifyingly strong.
"Climbing mountains at midnight to herd corpses, you call this delicate and timid?"
"Performing iron flowers under the night sky, muscles so prominent that even the sky full of fireworks can't hide them, yet people call him a 'Scrawny Ppretty Boy'?"
"Bringing a popular young star to dress as a zombie and play erhu to beg for food, you call this Aloof and Superior?"
"Said he'd only create hype, what the hell are 'One Meat, One Vegetable,' 'Highly Flammable and Explosive,' and 'Ghost Blows Out the Light'?"
Original company: Who? Who terminated the contract with him! Ancestral graves emitting green smoke, should we call the fire department to put it out?
Opponent: Who! Who made him "Collapse"! Can't he just go back to being a pretty boy?!
Audience: Bro, can you do something normal for once?
Fans of the book: My defenses are broken, how could it be him!
"I've said it before, the atmosphere of the Gu world is crooked, what does it have to do with me? I didn't cheat, so why do people always frame me even though I won?" Sword Gu Immortal Tie Yunqing said so in Bao Huangtian, expressing his anger.
The next day.
"I've said it before, the atmosphere of the Gu world is crooked by me, who said that the sword must be what you think it is, I just need to win!" Sword Gu Immortal Tie Yunqing said so in Tianting, expressing his anger. ——"The First Propaganda Group of the Tie Family in Southern Xinjiang" reports for you.
What should I do if I transform into a passerby NPC in the Novice Village who may die at any time?
At first, Bai Fu just wanted to survive and increase the player's favorability. She planned to use the power of the players to increase the strength of the NPCs who were not on good terms with her. Unexpectedly, she accidentally increased the favorability.
From [the player's most solid backing] to [the lonely watcher at the border], and then to [the first saint in the turbid times of the empire].
Players give full play to their subjective initiative and lift her to the throne.
In the 30th millennium of the empire, a former emperor of the empire who did not want to be named loudly accused in an interview with a newspaper.
"That group of undead people rushed into the palace shouting friendship and bond, and forcibly put my crown on the head of Bai Fu, the devil. It's really a sin!"
Facing the accusation, Bai Fu was extremely indignant.
"How can I be a devil? From the beginning to the end, I have been promoting love and justice. Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open... It's hard for me too. Sometimes I look for my own reasons. Have I been a good person for so many years? Why do those undead people only hit you and not me?"
Phantoms are pale, shapeshifting creatures capable of disguising their faces, voices, and even personalities to blend into the communities of other races. Wherever they go, suspicion and panic inevitably follow… “I must say, this isn’t fair. Especially not to me personally,” Vesper said innocently, spreading his hands. “I’m a priest, my God controls my every word and action—you know, like there are two little people in my head.” One says: This is going to be fun, let’s do it! The other would say: Okay, okay!